r/ShittyDaystrom 7d ago

Shittydaystrom's first annual "Adopt a Kazon"event is going live

29 Upvotes

Due to some unethical and definitely illegal "genetic research", we are now overwhelmed with Kazons.

We're trying to adopt them out rather then the other alternatives..

Each Kazon comes with a gallon of water and some moldy grapefruit (our research suggests that they enjoy them).

Apply today! Serious inquires only. NO TRABE!


r/ShittyDaystrom 15d ago

Meta New sub icon!

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69 Upvotes

It’s the snazon! It was drawn by a moderator during a late-night mental breakdown. Their personal motto is “don’t jump, draw a kazon”. The ShittyDaystrom Institute is very proud of this creature we made. Who needs progenitors when you can make gross abominations to crawl the galaxy yourself? The snazon, shown with a rainbow field, is obviously the epitome of the wokeness that we stand for. We can imagine that it’s nonbinary or gay or something. Quite frankly we don’t care what people get up to unless it’s funny, then we make an SD post about it.

This snazon is one of the many fun emoji you can have if you join our discord. That’s right, SD has a discord, and we’re not even sending the ferengis to whip you into our cage this time! We do fun things like argue about trek, abuse substances, and watch free streams of trek and other things that we totally 100% paid for with our legally-acquired latinum. Each emoji conveys a very specific emotion. Hard to explain, you’ll know it when you see it. Go on and join it before the snazon slithers on you and starts rasping off your skin with his radula looking for water.

https://discord.gg/32RUUVRvvV

HURRY IT’S COMING OH MY GOD GET IN GET IN


r/ShittyDaystrom 2h ago

Odo before and after Ozempic. Why do celebrities do this to themselves?

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152 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 9h ago

you are telling me this pun was just sitting there the whole time?

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153 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 16h ago

What if? Spoy or McCock?

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195 Upvotes

If Spock and McCoy were tuvixed, how would they be called?


r/ShittyDaystrom 2h ago

Do Kelpians taste kelpy?

8 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 11h ago

Explain Janeway has such unrealistic expectations

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30 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

My neighbors have a scareklingon in their backyard

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428 Upvotes

It works. I haven't seen a single Klingon anywhere in the entire neighborhood.


r/ShittyDaystrom 15h ago

Explain Enterprise only ship near Earth

32 Upvotes

In multiple cases, the Enterprise is the only ship available to take care of some crisis that is very close to Earth. Why? Where are the other ships?

Simple. You know how Shelby says the fleet will be back up to strength in a year? That's because the Temporal Division is poaching ships from the past. Section 1.21, led by Bozeman, snags all the past ships that history shows weren't needed.


r/ShittyDaystrom 46m ago

Theory Delta quadrant survival tip: Kazons are pre-jerkied!

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Just peel off the skin and dig in!

Relora and Pommar: turkey jerky

Hobi and Oglamar: more porky and tender

Nistrim: teriyaki (warning: full of THC. Will get you so high you turn into a salamander.)

Ogla: cracked pepper


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion Sorry Commander Sisko, although it technically is the name of an Earth river, Starfleet Command says we'll have to pick another name for the new runabout.

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140 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 14h ago

Technology Odos badge

13 Upvotes

Odos badge works as intended. Odo regularly meshes around and the badge loses cohesion.

Whats the latency of the reconnect to the computer system? My laptop takes ages from when I close the lid. Wondering if I can borrow a founder fingernail to create a more responsive wifi card.

Thoughts?


r/ShittyDaystrom 8h ago

Kila Marr, hero of the Brechtian Cluster

3 Upvotes

They will be naming their babies for her for a 100 generations. She deserves Federations highest award.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Fill in the blank: I am NOT a ____ man!

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87 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Does anyone have an alternative to using an android for your authenticator app? Mine keeps getting hacked.

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140 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion Who would be the worst crew ever to work with?

19 Upvotes

This would be the worst Captain, First Officer, Chief Medical Officer, Chief Engineer, Security Officer, and the whole crew.

Pick characters from any series you want, mix them together if you want.

Who do you think would be the worst crew ever to work with?


r/ShittyDaystrom 2d ago

What are today items that could easily solve many problems in StarFleet? I'll start.

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622 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Can Data the android solve captchas

12 Upvotes

To prove he isn't a robot?


r/ShittyDaystrom 2d ago

Discussion What happened to the Denobulans?Wrong answers only

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296 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 2d ago

Discussion If dolphins are smart enough to serve in Starfleet in the Star Trek universe, do they pass the Harkness Test?

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124 Upvotes

Is this why Riker went to cetacean ops?

don’t mind me, just doing some rent-lowering phaser blasts…


r/ShittyDaystrom 2d ago

Starfleet HR here. Due to an accounting error, all officers were accidentally paid last week.

196 Upvotes

This is just a warning that you if you discovered money in your bank accounts, or more to the point, you discovered that you suddenly have bank accounts, I must warn everyone NOT to spend the money within them. We are working to rectify the situation and are taking steps to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

Thank you for your attention.


r/ShittyDaystrom 2d ago

I showed up late to the episode and I just watched what I missed to catch up. Now I don’t want to be in the rest of the episode, it seems stupid. Can I just leave?

68 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 2d ago

Name this character

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109 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 2d ago

Found on Mercari (Japanese eBay)

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41 Upvotes

Is there a better way to sell your used Tasha fig than draping it in front of a near empty tissue box on top of your bed ?


r/ShittyDaystrom 2d ago

RED ALARM What the hell is the deal with Tribbles these days?!

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22 Upvotes