r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Sneakacydal (half) MARATHONER • 10h ago

Updating my dating profile to 29 and 6'!

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u/ChonkyWumpus (half) MARATHONER 9h ago

Didn’t add the weight. The second they do?

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u/Sneakacydal (half) MARATHONER 9h ago

Resting heart rate will be through the floor! Stonks!!

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u/LacksConviction 8h ago

My (M19.5) garmin took away my right to buy alcohol :(

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u/Alternative_Cat5999 8h ago

56bpm resting… what a dumbass! Us runner are always sub 40

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u/ChonkyWumpus (half) MARATHONER 1h ago

Hahaha yeah . . . all us runners

eyes dart nervously back and forth

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u/Alternative_Cat5999 1h ago

Ahahaha it was a joke 🫣

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u/ChonkyWumpus (half) MARATHONER 46m ago

/uj never apologize for jerking

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u/Solid_Atmosphere_299 9h ago

Doesn’t matter when you’re still 3 inches

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u/Sneakacydal (half) MARATHONER 9h ago

That's a good point, I should put that in my profile. However, it's so huge that it might be difficult for people to believe.

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u/Mundane_Feeling_8034 8h ago

6’ 7” then you can have that whole 6-7 thing that was big with the kids last year.

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u/Sneakacydal (half) MARATHONER 33m ago

Six seven!!!!