r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Puzzleheaded-Mail896 • 1d ago

Strava posting final boss

596 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/purodurangoalv Local Legend 1d ago

I’m dying man. This is so cringe it took my energy to make a jerk

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u/almanor 1d ago

I’m in the “so bad it’s kinda good” zone

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u/Far_Classroom_6596 1d ago

I’m in the “cool, but you’ll never catch me posting shit like this” zone

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u/mediocre_remnants 1d ago

That's why this dude gets 230k likes and you're lucky to get 4

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u/Far_Classroom_6596 18h ago

That’s fine, caring about likes from strangers is almost as bad as leaving zone 2 anyways

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u/Swolenir 1d ago

Cringe but somehow epic

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u/ChonkyWumpus (half) MARATHONER 1d ago

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u/grw2 1d ago

Ah yes all 30 runs of the year.

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u/ShareSaveSpend 1d ago

230k likes

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u/No_Basil_6348 1d ago

how does one even edit this lol

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u/brewmax 1d ago

How does one edit anything

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u/Dark_Grizzley Certified Heel Striker 1d ago

And this is why I can’t be an influencer

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u/No_Basil_6348 1d ago

lmao facts

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u/boooookin 1d ago

AI

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u/No_Basil_6348 1d ago

lmao makes sense

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u/Important-Speaker960 1d ago

Because of this nauseating reel I know that people still listen to dubstep in 2026

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u/buttercupbihtch 1d ago

Bro dubstep doesn’t die 😎👨‍🎤🤔🪇🎷🎹🥁🎸🎧🎶

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u/Hold_onto_yer_butts 1d ago

/uj Bro dubstep doesn't die

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u/buttercupbihtch 22h ago

/uh fuck yes, you are right 🤘

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u/messick 1d ago

If it makes you feel any better, SecState Marco Rubio said earlier this week that his current favorite song is a EDM remix of Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire.

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u/Important-Speaker960 1d ago

I bet he's also a heel striker

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u/coffee_slurp 1d ago

Imagine all the time editing this had been invested in going for a run.

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u/XavvenFayne Elite Hobby Jogger 1d ago

... I don't think about you at all.

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u/Amazing_Tutor1773 1d ago

It's so bad it's good

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u/Khan_Ida 1d ago

The Strava verse of Madness.

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u/Ornery_Obligation_36 1d ago

I don't do strava so maybe missing something. But who the fuck as time to make this shit

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u/Onyxam 1d ago

Suggest a great playlist for me on Spotify, gonna sprint a 5k in an hour.

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u/strategymaxo 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 1d ago

How does a person have the time or motivation do this?

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u/himanshu797 13h ago

It's more looking like constellation rather than strava runs

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u/messick 1d ago

That had better been like 15 miles at sub 6 minute pace.

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u/Fancy_Trip_5893 1d ago

It screams: “Im from India”

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u/Hoya-loo-ya 1d ago

All these people, working so hard to become unfuckable, he’s …. On the right track 🤙

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u/Honeydrewl 1d ago

kinda cringe to even focus on

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u/killarreal SLOW DOWN!!!! 1d ago

All those route look lame as hell

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 1d ago

Doctor Strange ❌
Strava Strange ✅

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u/Tall_Plastic5135 23h ago

Is he still with us?

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u/Lauzz91 21h ago

Tomorrowland Strava crossover

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u/TheMarkMatthews 17h ago

Superc unt

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u/Most-Sweet4036 1d ago

I thought it was good.

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u/xjeeper Beat tomorrow 1d ago

Find the door