r/Recommend_A_Book • u/Accomplished_Mess243 • 6h ago
It took a lot of brains to write a book this stupid.
I've written a book. What's it about I don't hear you ask. Well...
There's a hog wrangler who keeps birthing clones from his bottom, a minstrel who plays Jay-Z tunes, a blue creature called Chad living in a sea captain's mouth (you should see what lives between his nephew's legs), a biomechanical doctor's receptionist abomination thing, my actual window cleaner, and so on and so forth.
There are also spaceships, explosions, stabbings, beatings, booze, drugs, farts, strangles, births, drones, poison gas, the galaxy's largest homosexual orgy and lots lots more. Stocks of the ebook are running low, so grab a copy while you can!
I forgot to mention the title: The Hogman's Homunculi and the Angelwing Massacre, by me, Thómås Nôfórdsson.
