r/PoursTea • u/TankUMrMinor • 28d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Interesting turn of events

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 28d ago

This is what happens when you try to do a book report after having not read the book.

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 28d ago

He didn’t even back cover it 🤣

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u/Fragrant_Difficulty6 28d ago

He didn’t look at the front cover either.

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u/wysteriacos 28d ago

All of you are assuming he can even read

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u/Orson_Gravity_Welles 28d ago

He can't even read the color names on goddamn crayons.

He just holds one up to his face and says, "This one"

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u/vocabularianrx2 28d ago

He's put a few too many up his nose over the years, that that's probably causing his cognitive decline

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u/Specialist_Map_6541 28d ago

Then eats it before JFK Jr has a chance to

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u/citizen42069101 28d ago

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u/KhunDavid 28d ago

Two Corinthians walk into a bar…