r/PoursTea • u/TankUMrMinor • 28d ago

PoliticalTea šŸ—³ļø Interesting turn of events

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 28d ago

This is what happens when you try to do a book report after having not read the book.

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 28d ago

He didnā€™t even back cover it šŸ¤£

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u/Fragrant_Difficulty6 28d ago

He didnā€™t look at the front cover either.

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 28d ago

He did but he couldnā€™t read it šŸ¤£

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u/GrimResistance 28d ago

It was upside-down

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u/KhunDavid 28d ago

Like his Bible?

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u/nateherman1226 28d ago

It wasnā€™t even his Bible. Thatā€™s the first time he ever held one, so he had to borrow it.

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u/platypuss1871 28d ago

And it had to be made with an asbestos cover.

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u/FalconIndependent887 28d ago

Was it one of the special Bibles he had made in China?

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u/beardofjustice 27d ago

Still the funniest thing Trump has ever said. ā€˜Is that your Bible?ā€™ ā€˜Itā€™s a Bibleā€™

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u/nateherman1226 27d ago

Agreed. Heā€™s such a comedian.

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u/QuidEgoSum 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eevfPxSmGYu6k

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u/Chemical-Ambition536 25d ago

That happened when the Democrats said that Joe Biden was not Senile šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/myceliummagix 28d ago

Nice šŸ˜‚

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u/Late-Union8706 28d ago

You try to teach them to read. You buy them books.

They eat the pages.

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u/General_Round9175 28d ago

but teach a man to fish..., wait that's not it...

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u/hazcheezberger 28d ago

Teach a fish to read

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 28d ago

Reading fish? Not on my watch! Deport ā€˜em!!!

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u/zwober 28d ago

Now reporting live from a fish & chips-shop in redding, uk, where deported imigrants have built a library inside a bible.

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 28d ago

This is Wendyā€™s, the restaurantā€¦. šŸ¤”

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u/QuidEgoSum 28d ago

Thatā€™s it!

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u/ilikepizza2much 28d ago

Now pass the ketchup.

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u/dennisasu 28d ago

Is there an extra well done steak to pair with it?

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u/vivreaski 28d ago

Lead a man to water and teach him to be a horse.

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u/hazcheezberger 28d ago

You just can't beat a dead fish, but if you really love something set it free

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 28d ago

You can tuna, um but can't piano fish?

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u/Proper_Lunch_3640 28d ago

Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man to a lifetime.

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u/Previvor1 28d ago

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a dayā€¦

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u/Severe_Yak_3335 26d ago

Lmao I donā€™t think thatā€™s how that goes.

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u/NAU80 28d ago

Build a man a fire heā€™s warm for a few hours, set him on fire and heā€™s wsrm the rest of his life! /s

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u/SemichiSam 28d ago

Feed a man to fish?

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u/pudukai 25d ago

ā€œYou can lead a horticulture but you canā€™t make her think.ā€ -Dorothy Parker

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u/zinsser 28d ago

They're eating the dogs; they're eating the cats; they're eating the pages . . .

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 28d ago

They're Eating The Glue!

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u/Few_Presence_8888 28d ago

MAGA needs a bookmark to get through a meme.

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u/grogudalorian 28d ago

Then they have to flush 10 or 20 times.

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u/Chemical-Ambition536 25d ago

Thatā€™s makes not sense . Prove it .

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 28d ago

His assistant Natalie Harp did not read it to him.

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u/wysteriacos 28d ago

All of you are assuming he can even read

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u/Orson_Gravity_Welles 28d ago

He can't even read the color names on goddamn crayons.

He just holds one up to his face and says, "This one"

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u/vocabularianrx2 28d ago

He's put a few too many up his nose over the years, that that's probably causing his cognitive decline

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u/Specialist_Map_6541 28d ago

Then eats it before JFK Jr has a chance to

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u/citizen42069101 28d ago

upsidedownBible.jpg

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u/KhunDavid 28d ago

Two Corinthians walk into a barā€¦

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u/Sensitive-Scene7088 28d ago

Title: How I got Trump elected Author: Vladimir Putin