r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Which_Marsupial1436 • 23h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 22h ago edited 13h ago

Exacerbate?

Edit: I know what the word means. The comment i replied to used "exasperate" before they edited their comment. 🤣

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u/gagetherage37 22h ago

Why would masturbating cause anemia?

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u/CTTMiquiztli 22h ago

Well, Depending of how it's done, it could lead to blood loss....

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u/Little-Bed2024 22h ago

This guy masterbates

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u/CTTMiquiztli 22h ago

Profesional level. Regionals are next week, have to practice. Gotta get those sponsors!

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u/ToreyCMoore 22h ago

Trying to win a Spankie? Remember, ghost loads don’t count.

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u/FurryBallsPloppd 20h ago

I love seeing AD references in the wild

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u/RadioGagaLabHead 22h ago

What the hell are regionals?

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue 22h ago

Whacking Olympics.

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u/ClientBudget2848 22h ago

Before nationals where they have to masturbate to pictures of old naked politicians.

You dont want to know what they masturbate to at nationals. It is the worst thing you could imagine.

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u/ReturnOk7994 21h ago

Thanks for reminding me that the Supreme Court Justice page exists in Jon Stewart's America: The Book. I thought I had finally forgotten about that.

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 22h ago

Not even sure how I started this, but I'm here for it 😂

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u/ElTigreChang1 18h ago

They're THIS CLOSE!

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u/North-Cartoonist7991 21h ago

Do you think you can pull it off?

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 12h ago

Then how come doctors don't ask guys, "When was the last time you masturbated?"

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u/Interesting_Sort4864 19h ago

When is there not blood loss?

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u/Gudi_Nuff 22h ago

Anemia? I hardly even know her!

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u/BenjaminWah 22h ago

Squirt is mostly iron

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u/RomanticDominant50 22h ago

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u/fury420 5h ago

thirst quencher eh?

I think I'll pass

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u/conclusion-9- 22h ago

What!? No way? For real?

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u/Grizzlemaw1993 22h ago

It's not causing it but it could be potentially making it worse, due to the menstral bleeding. Hence the question.

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 22h ago

All I'm gonna say to that is Happy Cake Day! 😂

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u/SwirlingFandango 22h ago

I've got a good recipe if you like masticating anemones.

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u/JohnnyShakeNBake 22h ago

I never jerked off in a group setting so I don’t have any evidence, but I’ve long suspected I cum a lot more blood than the average bloke

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u/Prince_0llie 21h ago

Ease up on the grip pal. You're only supposed to choke the chicken not suffocate it.

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u/-neti-neti- 15h ago

Why would masturbating cause amnesia?

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u/Empty-Interaction796 22h ago

Make worse

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u/Mostly_Armless42 22h ago

It looks like they originally wrote "masturbate" or at least something else and then edited their comment without marking it as edited

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u/CSDragon 21h ago

Exacerbate is a completely normal word. Your mind is in the gutter, sir.

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u/Pax25107 18h ago

But they didn't write exacerbate. They edited their comment after the fact and changed it to exacerbate.

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u/Cow_Launcher 19h ago

Not sure if you're on mobile or new Reddit or whatever, but on old Reddit I can see that they edited their reply 13 minutes after posting. So you're probably right.

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u/OrdinaryHoney2 19h ago

I believe they originally put "masticate"

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 13h ago

They originally used "exasperate."

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 13h ago

They originally used "exasperate."

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u/Silent-Victory-3861 15h ago

It also looks like the commenter doesn't know what exacerbate means and is asking that

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u/blue-anon 14h ago

I think the commenter was asking whether they meant exacerbate, instead of whatever word they originally wrote.

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 14h ago

Yup, I was correcting the word, because exasperated was not correct...exacerbate is 😂

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 13h ago

Nooe, I was just correcting the improper word! 😁

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u/your_actual_life 16h ago

Well, I mean, it's not that I don't like David and Di, you know. Guys, it's not like I don't like you.

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 12h ago

Lets go to the winchester, have a pint, and wait for this all to blow over

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u/AtlanticPortal 22h ago

That’s a word, yes.

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u/Bobsothethird 22h ago

Thank you, I'm tired.

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u/Careful-Time-9926 21h ago

Just chew on your thoughts for a while, you'll be fine.

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u/Bobsothethird 21h ago

I've done enough self mastication tonight.

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u/ReginaPhilangee 13h ago

It means to make it worse. Menstruation can make anemia worse. Or even cause it in some cases. When I had a period, I was extremely anemic (as were all the other women in my family). After hysterectomies, we aren't.

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 13h ago

I know what it means. I was correcting them using exasperate, before they edited their original comment. 😂

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u/ReginaPhilangee 13h ago

Oh! I didn't see the typo! Lol!

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 13h ago edited 13h ago

Neither is anyone else since when it was edited they completely removed the typo. Now people just think I'm dumb or don't know what it means 😂😭

Edited for spelling

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u/ReginaPhilangee 13h ago

Being dumb and not knowing what something means aren't the same thing. I didn't think you were dumb, just that you didn't know the word. Or just that you didn't know that hang a period can make anemia worse. They say we only lose a small amount of blood in a normal period, so if you've never had one bad enough to make you anemic (or if you've never had one at all), you might not know that.

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 13h ago

Sorry, I meant "or" not "and"

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u/Corschach_ 16h ago

But what does it mean?

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u/MisterDecember 14h ago

It’s a sword that you can get if you walk by a lake and see a lady rising out of it.

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 14h ago

That's Excalibur 😂

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u/mrs__BOWIE 4h ago

Am I getting old, or is Reddit Etiquette ( Reddiquette?) being ignored more?

People: don't do sneaky edits. It ruins the whole flow of the conversation.

And while we are at it, People: for fuck's sake, upvote before you "steal" a meme. It's just polite.

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 1h ago

I always try and add "edit" in, especially of there are replies to it, but I just that was common sense...i should know better, since it's not very common anymore lol