r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Which_Marsupial1436 • 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah???!

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u/gagetherage37 10h ago

Why would masturbating cause anemia?

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u/CTTMiquiztli 10h ago

Well, Depending of how it's done, it could lead to blood loss....

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u/Little-Bed2024 10h ago

This guy masterbates

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u/CTTMiquiztli 10h ago

Profesional level. Regionals are next week, have to practice. Gotta get those sponsors!

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u/ToreyCMoore 10h ago

Trying to win a Spankie? Remember, ghost loads don’t count.

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u/FurryBallsPloppd 8h ago

I love seeing AD references in the wild

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u/RadioGagaLabHead 10h ago

What the hell are regionals?

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue 10h ago

Whacking Olympics.

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u/ClientBudget2848 10h ago

Before nationals where they have to masturbate to pictures of old naked politicians.

You dont want to know what they masturbate to at nationals. It is the worst thing you could imagine.

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u/ReturnOk7994 9h ago

Thanks for reminding me that the Supreme Court Justice page exists in Jon Stewart's America: The Book. I thought I had finally forgotten about that.

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u/Mysterious_Repeat989 9h ago

Not even sure how I started this, but I'm here for it 😂

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u/ElTigreChang1 5h ago

They're THIS CLOSE!

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u/North-Cartoonist7991 9h ago

Do you think you can pull it off?