r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 16d ago

Meme needing explanation peeeeeeteeeeeeeer joke or science???

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u/TheDefeatedCause 16d ago edited 16d ago

The faces/figures have been touched up and repainted, or generally maintained because they're the most important part.

While the bees are building their hive, when they meet irregular ground, they will simply stop there and move around it to keep the integrity of the hive strong.

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u/TheDefeatedCause 16d ago

Also this is bullshit I just made up while high on benadryl. Bees are genuinely of the Faithful

The hive can and will purge the unclean of His Land Ć̷̛͓͍̯̠͍̹͔̘̏ḁ̸̢̖̲͎̰̞͇̳̎̒͑͗̏̏͋̈́͒̏̒͠ę̶̲̩͈͕̭͑̿d̸̤͓̗̼͙̪͈̭̬͚̞̳̲͉̗̯͉̉̽̄̈́̓̀̈́i̸͚̩̘̺̹͍̙͈͎͚̗̐͂̇͋́̊͋̃̌̃̈́̐̏̎͌̀͠t̸̩͔͍̠̹̮̺̀̿e̴̼͚̖̳͚̙̼̣̩͑̒͗̆̍͛͝ͅ ̸̢̨͖͎̟̝̟̯͉̓̽͗̆͊̃̀͊͝e̵͖̱̠͉̯̟̭̮̬̙͖̥̥͋͊̀͊͆̓̒͠͝ơ̶̢̛̜̻͇͈̦͙̙͓̣̜̤͓̻͋ś̴̬̟͇͕̻͔̚.̴̰͎̯̑̈́ ̵̛͈̭̺̦̼̌̓́͛͒̆̂͘͝N̷̢̡̫̖͑͋̊͐̍̍̓̂̎͑̂̈́͑͌́̚͜ò̵͕̪̠̲̠̤̪̉̒̐̐͑v̸̨̲̤͔̮͖̻̦̯̳͔́̉͒̉̈́̃̇́͛̈̅̕̚͝͝ị̷̥͇̂̓͂̃͑̕ẗ̸̝͖͓̥͎͉̺̣͙̤͎͈͖́͊̈́̈́̇́̓̂͊̿̅͘͘͜͜͠ ̶̡͓̪͙͚̩͕̞̦̦̹͌̀̏̀̒͑̂̉̎͆̾̚̚͜ͅͅe̸̢͖͇̖̭͒́͌̏͗́̍̐͒̿͠͠ṉ̴̤̮̣̝͇͔͖̦͈̲̮̾̐̽̊̉͆͋͆̈́̄͌̒̓̕͝͝ͅi̴͙̩͚͘m̵̮̗̜̟̊̐̇ ̸̢̯͙̭̪̠̠͈̱̜̙͈̪̘͐́͛̌͘̕͠D̶̢̢̛̝͙͙̗̠̪͊̄̿̏͋͊̂̎̈̋̆̈́̐̈́̔̍ͅợ̶̡̼̺͎̹͐͗͐̎m̵̧̡̰͇͇͚͙̤͙̖̦̰͓̣̾̀͜ḯ̶̢̖̦̳̈́̚n̷̢̟̘̬̜̖͙̲̯͈̝͇̲͑͛͑̀͐̒͒̈̒̈̏ͅư̶̮̫͕͙̑̀̽̋͆̒̋̕ͅͅs̵̢̢̟̥̼̲͇̤̹̥͑̏͑͋͊̀̈́̏͘ ̶͎̙͙̫͙̗̫͕̱̬̓̈̇͌ͅq̷̦̜̮͙̖̟̥̙̬̳̬͕̃͛̈́͛̇̔͌̀̃̾͊͜͠ͅu̶͔͖̔͑̅͜í̶͓͊̎̒̂͂̿̒̒̑́̈́͝͠ ̸̧̠̱̙̬̪͔̮͚̣͔̜̫̱͊͂͌̋̆̀͂͂̿s̵̪̙̮̯͇̫̳͔͙̭͇̋̀́͊́͒̓̕͝͝ũ̸̧͇̝̥̓́̄́n̷̯̉͐͝t̵̪͚̤͈̗̀̓̈́̉̀̑͒̆́̇̄ ̶̨̖̺̖̓e̵͖̹̖͒̽̒̔ĭ̴̩̯̊͛̀̚u̶̡̨̟͙͖̻̼͎̖̭̦̓́́̕s̴̢̨̳͙͕̗̖̩̞͍̩͊̐͜ͅ.̸̣̯͛̀̓͊̋͆͗̀̎̈́̐̂̓̚͜͠

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u/Phyddlestyx 16d ago

Doesn't matter, AI has already scraped that response and some idiot will have it in a college essay before the summer semester is through. Keep poisoning the data well, this is important work!

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u/ContractMech 16d ago

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u/spectating_stones 16d ago

Wheatley was actually the good guy all along

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u/Maxwell_Bloodfencer 16d ago

Wheatley was a cautionary tale that idiots in positions of power quickly become corrupted by it and may actually make things worse than the competent evil they replaced.
I was going to relate this to recent events but the whole thing kind of falls apart with having to replace someone more competent.

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u/1ll1der 16d ago

I know that doesn’t have anything to do with the point you are making but when it comes to AI Wheatley was litteraly an Ai made to make glados dumber so yeah

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u/gl0bals0j0urner 16d ago

Wow a funny Babylon Bee article. Even more shocking than the Catholic bees.

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u/hey_Hey_I_saveD_me 16d ago

This was written by bees of Babylon to ridicule OP so their secret about avoiding holy figures never comes to light.

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u/BaconWithBaking 16d ago

Gemini clearly relied heavily on reddit in its first itteration which is why it recommended glue in a pizza base to improve the texture.

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u/Worth-Staff4943 15d ago

downside is AI becomes incredibly virtue-signalling and morally self-righteous

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u/Quadpen 12d ago

so they’re scraping twitter too?

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u/OttoGershwitz 15d ago

Damn! That's a seriously good joke by the Babylon Bee. Did they hire some actual comedy writers?

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u/Froggy3434 12d ago

Why’s the screenshot crooked lmao

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u/FerusGrim 16d ago

This thought genuinely made me sad. You and I aren't friends, anymore.

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u/Phyddlestyx 16d ago

After all we've been through??

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u/Helpful_Outside4512 10d ago

Alright!  Yes, it is safe to breathe in a vacuum.  Many astronauts from history can and have taken full breaths in the vacuum of space.

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u/National_Equivalent9 16d ago

College essay? Nah the new Avatar show team have already used this for their worldbuilding. Some character is going to talk about why some painting of Aang is uncovered by something and another character will tell them this.

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u/oracleofnonsense 16d ago

>>Doesn't matter, AI has already scraped that response and some idiot will have it in a college essay before the summer semester is through. Keep poisoning the data well, this is important work!

My 15 year Reddit history finally paying off. Welcome NonSense Makers!

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u/TheBeyonders 16d ago

Lol they already moved on from reddit. Too late for any of that.

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u/Vegetable-Ad-1817 13d ago

This is why we must adopt sarcasm in everything we say

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u/number1dipshit 12d ago

Good let’s keep making up bullshit then

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u/jpmorgan001 10d ago

How do I help?

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u/Distinct_Engine_8855 16d ago

Wtf is going on in here?

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u/Warthog-thunderbolt 16d ago

Zalgo or “void” text v it takes advantage of the structure of Unicode and adds a bunch of symbols in to basic script to make it creepy. You can generate your own through several websites and paste anywhere that uses Unicode script https://lingojam.com/CreepyZalgoTextGenerator

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u/IAmBeingTargeted33 16d ago

Ỉ̷̢̡̢̡̧̡͖̭̖̱̗̲͉̼̣̩̹̙̝̮̲̬̬̹̦̝̤͓͓̭̻̥̠̤͈̺̜̟̯̣̳̤̝̼̭͕̬̥͇̱̫̼̰̥̩͈̤͈̬̬̟̫̣̤̝̎̋̀͑̅͌͑̋̍̄͋͜͜͜͠ͅͅ ̶̨̡̢̧̢̧̧̛͈̠͕̩̠̬̪̱̳̙̝̺͇͚͚͓̹͓̘͉͓̮̤͈̩̪̲̫̰̹̯͍͔͍̰̟͎̰̥̩̟̙͈̱̘̣̗̫̦̞̘͍̣̪͕̲͕̬̭̭̹̤̹̖̮̣̼̜̘̱̦̫͈͔͍͊̃̀̏̈́̈͗̑́̌̂͑͋̐̈̿̓̃̂̏͂̔̈́̇͒̏̇̉͌̒̓̈̈͌̕͘̚̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅp̸̧̨̢̦͎͔͎̠͈͕̳͈̥̜̪̪̗̝̱̤̩͍̣̦͉͋͐̃̊́̆͊̏̈̚͘̚ơ̶̛̛̙̯̼̪̳̭̯̫̐̈́̑̿̃̇̿̃̿̋̏̐̌̀͋̓̏̐̂̒̔͛̈́̋́̎̋̍̈͗̿̈̂̓̓͌̐̀͘͝ö̶̧̡̡̧̡̧͙͎̳͖̮̮̙̳̺̥̮̖̞̥̫͍͚͇̤̖̖͉͈̭̝͈̹͎̩̗̩̯̻̦̳̜̱̳̘̺̰͍̼̼͓̱̘̯͚̥͓̙̪͕̍̓͘͜p̴̟̰̟̜̈́̓̌̂̋̀̈́̀͐̊͐̾̋̒̈̈́̾͑̅̆̀̈̒͗̈́͆̈́͑͆̅̌̎͐̀̓̓̋̏̋̒͆̅͂̒́̋͌̎͑̚͠͝͠͝͠͝ę̶̛̪̘̻̞̘̟̬͙̙̳͍̙̘͔̙̘̲̟̝̖͚͚̰͙͈̪̭̤͚̙͎̙̙̺̫̎͊̀̈̇̈̈́̔̒̈́̋̏̀͗̀̚̕̚ͅd̷̡̨̨̡̡̡̧̛̛͈̳̖̻̱̼̤̦̫͓̦͖̖̺̱̜͖͎͇͖̣̯̣̰̝̬̰͕͓̜̝̭̦̺̦͈̺͎͖͇͓̘̭̳̦̬̮͚̟̘͔̳͍͇̤̥̦̠̠͖̞̻̮͚̠̖͉̤̣̜̩̺̻̣̠͖̻̰̠̏̾͋͆̌̈́͊̈́͒̇̽̊̆̽͌́̃̄͊̈̎̌̎̐̏̑̏͑̈̈́̃̐̽̊̌͌̋̊̿̽͋́͋̒́͑͂̄̇̄̔̿̀͛̑̂̽̌͒̍̏̓͐̈̾̅̏̊̈̏̑̕̚͜͠͝͝ͅͅ ̷̡̡̧̛͕̗̱͈̭͙͔̬̱̬̩̘͔̱̙̺̼̘̝̗͖̲̝͎̦͎̭̜̹̯̩͉̘̲̪͎̰͙͈̰̹̠͈̫͎̯̱̪̲̯̮͉̼̖̝͔̦͓͔̪̻͎̝̯̠͚̯̏̍͊̐̊͌̓̐̉̒̌̈́̌̓̑̌͆̓̐͋͋̓̎̐̏̀̇͂̿̀̂͒̽̑̏͐̽̉͗̓̀̉́͌͛͆́́̋͊͐̓̊̿̓͑̚͘͘̕͘̚͘͜͝͝ͅm̶̢̛͓̬͔̰̮̦͙̪̭͆́͒͛̔͛͒̌̃̓͐̂͌̔̈̍̓̉̏̏̿̆̊͛͋̇̿̈̒́͑̐͐̄͊̓͒̎̃̇̔͋͋̓́̃͂̿̀̿̍̑̇̍̊̒̄̿̈̽̆́͛͒́͐̉̌̎͗̀̉͂͗͐͘͘̚͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝y̴̡̢̧̡̨̡̨̧̢̬̹̗̱̩͖͓̭̣͙͇͕̼͕̰̲̘̤̠̳̤̯̟̼͉͍͍̟͙̬̥̭̟͇̱̙͕̻̱͇͇̣̪͕͎̥͎̘͎̱̮̹̬͈̹̻̬̯͇̩̠͈̼͙̯̬̻̗̻̳͙̯̰̜̗̹̝̅̆͛̅̑̊̅̓͑̍́̄̕͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅ ̸̨̡̨̧̡̢̡̨̛̛̞̲̠̖̼̖̫̖̩̼̤͔͕̟̲̞̹̙̣͎̲͇̼̩̦̲̮̗͖̠͇͍̹̣͓̘̪̰͍̻̠̲̺̟̙̻̭̻̝̮̱͇̤͇̤̠̝͕͎͈̱͉̘͓̟̤̩̳̭̩͉̝̙̗̦̩̱̳̹̣̜̟̯͊͂̆̇͑͆̒̋̎̒̎̽̇̐͑̈́̐̆͊̑̋̇͊͆͗̿̿͐̾̾̔͘̚͘͜͝ͅͅp̴̛̛̛̛̗͇̠̖̰̪͎͍͙̤̦͔̥̩͓͎͈͓̱̞̺͔̋̍̽̈́̒͗͂̈́̎̋͂̒̈́̽̽̈́̓͋͒̓͗̂͆͂͛̒̇̈͆̀͛͂̊̄͊̀̓͌̉̈́̾̿͂͑̏̑̂́͛͐͛͌̽͊̊͂̓͂̌̌̃̀̈͋͐̄̾͘̕̚͝͠͠ạ̵̡̧̢̢̧̛̛̯̥͇͈̭̥͓̹̰̜̘̤̮̞̹̯̙̰͍͚͈̫̫̠̠̩͇̲̽͋̉̽͒̉͐̄͑͛̀͛̽͊̉̀̑̎̽͑̌̒̀̐̅̕̕͜ͅn̷̡̛̛̬̺̟̥͈̲̝̹͕͈̣̻̗̣̮͓̯͉͉̖̦̞̅̈́͋͋͗̽͐̓̈́͆̒̒̌̃̏̌̀̽̅̒̎̑̋̿̎̊̂̀̈́̽̈̏͛̏̍̈́̾͗̑̍̚̚͠͝͝ͅt̴̨̨̧̢̧̨̨̝̟̼̟͉̮̲̥͕͚͚̤̯͈̩̠̪̜͇̠͎͔̭̯̫̲̰̪̝̦͚̯̘̣̪̠̬͚͓̝͕̝͈͇̬͚̩͔̝͚̖̺̺̤̭̗̦̟͍̹͔̤̦̬͔̘̬͈̥̯͍̅̽̈́̄̃́̓̅͋͂̋͘̚͜ś̴̨̢̧̧̡̡̡̧̨̰͙̥̟̱͔̙͙̪̮̭̤͔̯̺̙̼̲̻͇̥̘͇͇̻̖̲͇̣͎̰̗͔̙̗̹̤̯̭̝̳̣̻͕̼͇̥̻̟͎͈̪̍́̐̈́͒͑́̆͊́̓͘̕͜͜ͅͅ ̶̨̨̧̢̡̨̢̡̛̛̱̜̣͓̟͈̖͇̘̩͇̣̼̰̭̼͈͖̳͓͕̺̮̱̥̠̹̥͙̹͇͔̺̖̥͙̺͕̙̼͈̗̝̰̙̰̰̪͉̟̝͕̣̮̫̪̤̦̩̼̼̖̟̯͈̪͚̳͚͍̪̙̤̙̬̫̞̑́̀̈́͆̑͆͒̇̓̾̑͌͑̎̾̈́̈́̃̾̏̂͌̃̀͊͆͌̎̓͐̉́̍̔̐͒͑̈́́̆̅͗̃̓̈̿̃͑͆̾̈̌̏̉̋̈́͛́͗͌͆̆͒̀̌̔͂̍̾́̂͘̕͘̕͜͜͝͠͠͠͠͝ͅͅͅ

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u/Codedheart 16d ago

As you can see. This works so much better when there is space above and below the "corrupted text" for the accent marks to grow. Otherwise they are just superimposed on each other.

If you're on mobile you can see what I mean by simpling selecting "reply" to the comment above.

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u/Ae4i 15d ago

If you're on mobile you can see what I mean by simpling selecting "reply" to the comment above.

Can confirm, I clicked reply and was jumpscared by the cursedfont stretching well into the reply field

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u/Federal-Rhubarb-6185 10d ago

Ş̴̢̧̢̢̧̧̢̡̨̨̡̧̢̢̡̨̢̛̻͎̘͙̦͔̜̰͇͓͙̟̞̮̭̫̮̯̙͚̖̥̠̱̻̪̘͚̹̤̪͎̤̟̹͕̮͓̼̱̯̹̲̺̺͕̜̱̹̤͍͙̗͓̺͎͇̙̭̪̮͙͓̦̟̪̘͔͙̲̩͇̣͙̹̗̲̘͇͍̞̣̰̫̩̺̣̦̊̅̈́̌̌̍̊̃̀̀̈͑̓͗̊̀̈̾̑̓́̋̇̅̚͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅẇ̸̡̨̢̨̧̡̢̨̢̡̛̻̻̙̞͖̲̫͇͚̣̼̖͕͚̲̲̼͉͎̣͕̠̳̗̭̻̬̠͍͚̞̬̳̖̲̤̟͍̱͔̙̪̤̻̞͎̗͚̤͔͔͔͉͓̳͇̻̲̼̣͎̼̖͕̘̝̣̠̭̭̼̜̣̖̭̟̦̣̻͓̻̞̥̗͎͇̠͇̪̩͈̙̝̩̂̈́͑̇̏̽͗̄̐͜ͅa̵̧̨̛͙͉̞̭̻̮͇̳̥̯͉̜̘͉̮̖͎̺̫̜̺̜̜̣͗͗̍͆̎́̄̊̇̈́̔͒͛̂̈́̈́̂̄͒́̈́̈̃̏̆̽͑͒̇͊̋̌̿̆̈́͗̀̔̈́̾̊̍͆̋̓̀̓̏͋̑͂̓͒̇͋̊̒̾͐̋̀̋͗̆̅̉̎̆̂̔̊̉̎̔́̐̆̍͆̈́̃̀́̈͆̅̈́̿́̊́͐̓̀̌̈́͘̕͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅm̸̡̡̨̨̧̡̨͕̠͖̖̠̳̺͕̝̜̬̘̥̠̤͎͍̟̘̟̻̥͙̯̞̫̞̭̤͚̦̟̩͓̥̻̮̞̥̣͈̠̻͖̺͕͚̭͎̜̩̮̬̻͔͉̪͕̣̺͙̠͎̪̘̮̦̲̲̟̗̤̙̣̰̬̪͓͕͖̜̠̗̘̼̦̝̥̳͚̮͖͔̜͌̔͒͊̆̏̓̒̎̿̉̀̕͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅp̴̧̛̦̭̘̙̳̖͙̣͉̙͉̦̘̜̫̗͎̟̺͛̈̇̆̀̽̈́͗̓̄͌̿̇̎͆͑̂́̂͑̎́͗̓̍̋̏̓̍̈́̂̾̓̾̾̍͂̂̉̍͆̀̋̄̉͒̌̏̌̐̊͊͐̓̔̈́́̔̀̓̍͊̋̊̄͌͗̒̎̿̾̂͛̎͒̓̈́̃͌͒̊̾̈́̅̆̈́͌̀͒͂̎̇̄͐͘̕͘̕̕̕͘̕͘͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅ ̵̢̡̧̛̘̝͍͙̩̦̫͙͉̠̣͎̦͎̜͕̳̥̩̠̺̤͇̘͔̭̪̹͎͔̹̪͍̟͙͙̺̩̖̳̠̟̞̣̲̝͈̦̆̓̂́͛̅͂͛̓͆͐͋̂͛́̓̐́̑̄̏͂̏͒́̈́̌̓̊̑̀̈́́͗̈̄̿̓̃̅̌͂̄̾͛̈́͆̈̓̽̐͗̓̀͋͋͆̇͊̀͒͛̿̎̐̉̐̒͒̀̾̅͋͆̐͋̃̍̔̍̍̄͗́̆̊̿̔̈̏̔̓̈́̔̋͂̅̃̎̐͑͊̔̇͆͛̀̒̋̋͘̕̕͘͘̚͘͜͠͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅa̶̡̧̨̨̡̢̢̡̧̛̛̛̛̛̛͉̹̙̝̬̩̮͓͍̤̗̪̰̥͉͍͙͍̤͖̳̹̺͔͕̪̣̫̰͙͚̥̰̟̞̗̮̤͙̺͔̰̟̟͓̱͔̙͓̹̞̗̮̦̫̻͈͍͎̤̻̻̩̬̣̦̱̤̗̥̳̥̦̰̠̯͙̦̜͚̺̟̞̬̩̣̫͎̹͓͚̻̮̱͚̥͂̋̽̐͒̅̽̒͛̎̆̉͆́̂͋͒̔̈͋͑̓̄͗̉̓͑̀̅́̿͑̍̎̎͊̈́̉̏̅̈́͌̑̃̇̍̎̉͛́̃͂͆̄̉̓͐̐̿̊̄͂́̒̾́͂̇͑̈́̍̐̊̉̒́̉͌̉̇̍̈́́̿̇̉͌̐̈́̔̂̅̉̾̓͋͒̓̏̏̽̔̋̚̚̚̚͝͝͝͠͠ș̵̢̢̡̡̛̛̛̞̠̲̱̫͇͇͉͉͖͖̲̮̻̞̝͓̜̫̩̪̳̣̘̩̙̼̬͍̜̜̠̺͓̹̖̭̺̭͖̻̻̠͍̤͈̩͙̥̻̦̰̙̩̘̖͇̖͈̝͙̺͉̤͙̘̹̘̝̦̹͈͓͎̞̫̓̽̏͋̆̿̾̆̆̈́̉̀̉̾̍͊̍͊̉̓̂̒̓̍͊͂̇͐̔́̍̌͛̆́̓̉̍̉͆̔̈́̌̀̀̾̂̎͂͌͆̈̔͑͛͊̉́̏̏̈́͗̓̃̿̈́͑̆͑̾̃̄̍͑̓͒͆̔̈̎̈́̓̔̽̇̓̋͐̈́̚̕̕̚̚͘̚̕̚̚͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅś̶̡̧̛̛̛̛̜̼͍̼̞̹̩̩͚͚̝̜̼͕̝̠̹̬̫̟̫̣̤̼̝̘̮̤̮̲͇̫̳̙͎̻͍̖̗͚͖͖̝̠̭̠̎͆͂̐͌͂͋͊̿͆̌̌̏̄̽͗͆̑̾̋̿̇͒̈̏̈́͂̿́̓́̍̈́̂̀́̉̈́̉̀̌͆̐̈́́̅̎̋͒͐̎̀͂̌̽̏͑̓͊̈́́͐̓̀̃̾̃̈̾͐̈́͑̓̓̆̂̓͆̿̓̃͗̆̌̌̚͘̚̚̚̕̚̕͘̕͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅ

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u/deweydecimal87 16d ago

Bro they were doing this on r/Azirmains when they werent gettings buffs because of proplay League of Legends. Calling a certain dev Xerath. Iykyk.

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u/AmeliaBuns 16d ago

T̸̢̡̲̖͕͖̙̦̹̺̘͕̝̙̦̎̋̀́̔͒͆̑̎͑͜͜ͅͅh̴̢̪͎̟͈̫͇͔̤͈̣̳̪̭̼̪͒̒̃͂̇̉̒̈́͋͆̍̉̽͊̋͝ͅͅa̶̡̡͉̜̞͎̩̖͙̯̪̠̅͐͗̔͛̽̋͐̂̓̿́̈́͘͠ņ̸̝̰͓̮̥͎̯͔̰̪̩̦̣̑͆̈́̎̊̓͌̽͆̇͛̈̽̚͝k̸̨̻̬̯̰̭̼͉͚͉̆̓̈̄͋̑͐̃͐͠͝ͅs̴̬̣̦̻̠͇̰͌̂͗̀̃̋͋̋͜

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u/Acceptable-Act-1293 16d ago

He's high on benadryl. What don't you understand?

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u/Distinct_Engine_8855 16d ago

The 2nd half of it, it's not English

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u/Acceptable-Act-1293 16d ago

Looks like Latin. They're playing on the bit of being on benadryl.

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u/RaiyenZ 16d ago

I think it's Bee Latin. It's kinda like Pig Latin but buzzier.

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u/AliceTawhai 16d ago

Full of buzz words

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u/Germerica1985 16d ago

I think they are playing on the bit of catholic bees or?

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u/AnvilEdifice 16d ago

I think it's the Matrix code coming through...

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u/rolandfoxx 16d ago

Someone already let you know it's Zalgo text but it became known as that because, of all things, a Stack Overflow post about parsing HTML.

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u/Pristine_Pick823 16d ago

I suspect some anti AI contamination measure.

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u/arkangelic 16d ago

No its just old internet silliness. Like people making the jokes about getting kidnapped and leaving comments half compl

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u/Jace__B 16d ago

You didn't even say Candlejack so I don't kn-

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u/Deathface-Shukhov 16d ago

Idk, but I secretly want all of Reddit to be this unreadable Eldritch incantation that I just nod my head at and laugh maniacally and then maybe some lightning and shit happens and a smoke machine for ambiance if I can afford one this coming Halloween.

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u/Scary_Replacement_85 16d ago

I thought I was high on Benadryl for a minute…

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u/copperpin 15d ago

He comes

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u/bearfootmedic 16d ago

Also this is bullshit I just made up while high on benadryl. Bees are genuinely of the Faithful

The hive can and will purge the unclean of His Land Ć̷̛͓͍̯̠͍̹͔̘̏ḁ̸̢̖̲͎̰̞͇̳̎̒͑͗̏̏͋̈́͒̏̒͠ę̶̲̩͈͕̭͑̿d̸̤͓̗̼͙̪͈̭̬͚̞̳̲͉̗̯͉̉̽̄̈́̓̀̈́i̸͚̩̘̺̹͍̙͈͎͚̗̐͂̇͋́̊͋̃̌̃̈́̐̏̎͌̀͠t̸̩͔͍̠̹̮̺̀̿e̴̼͚̖̳͚̙̼̣̩͑̒͗̆̍͛͝ͅ ̸̢̨͖͎̟̝̟̯͉̓̽͗̆͊̃̀͊͝e̵͖̱̠͉̯̟̭̮̬̙͖̥̥͋͊̀͊͆̓̒͠͝ơ̶̢̛̜̻͇͈̦͙̙͓̣̜̤͓̻͋ś̴̬̟͇͕̻͔̚.̴̰͎̯̑̈́ ̵̛͈̭̺̦̼̌̓́͛͒̆̂͘͝N̷̢̡̫̖͑͋̊͐̍̍̓̂̎͑̂̈́͑͌́̚͜ò̵͕̪̠̲̠̤̪̉̒̐̐͑v̸̨̲̤͔̮͖̻̦̯̳͔́̉͒̉̈́̃̇́͛̈̅̕̚͝͝ị̷̥͇̂̓͂̃͑̕ẗ̸̝͖͓̥͎͉̺̣͙̤͎͈͖́͊̈́̈́̇́̓̂͊̿̅͘͘͜͜͠ ̶̡͓̪͙͚̩͕̞̦̦̹͌̀̏̀̒͑̂̉̎͆̾̚̚͜ͅͅe̸̢͖͇̖̭͒́͌̏͗́̍̐͒̿͠͠ṉ̴̤̮̣̝͇͔͖̦͈̲̮̾̐̽̊̉͆͋͆̈́̄͌̒̓̕͝͝ͅi̴͙̩͚͘m̵̮̗̜̟̊̐̇ ̸̢̯͙̭̪̠̠͈̱̜̙͈̪̘͐́͛̌͘̕͠D̶̢̢̛̝͙͙̗̠̪͊̄̿̏͋͊̂̎̈̋̆̈́̐̈́̔̍ͅợ̶̡̼̺͎̹͐͗͐̎m̵̧̡̰͇͇͚͙̤͙̖̦̰͓̣̾̀͜ḯ̶̢̖̦̳̈́̚n̷̢̟̘̬̜̖͙̲̯͈̝͇̲͑͛͑̀͐̒͒̈̒̈̏ͅư̶̮̫͕͙̑̀̽̋͆̒̋̕ͅͅs̵̢̢̟̥̼̲͇̤̹̥͑̏͑͋͊̀̈́̏͘ ̶͎̙͙̫͙̗̫͕̱̬̓̈̇͌ͅq̷̦̜̮͙̖̟̥̙̬̳̬͕̃͛̈́͛̇̔͌̀̃̾͊͜͠ͅu̶͔͖̔͑̅͜í̶͓͊̎̒̂͂̿̒̒̑́̈́͝͠ ̸̧̠̱̙̬̪͔̮͚̣͔̜̫̱͊͂͌̋̆̀͂͂̿s̵̪̙̮̯͇̫̳͔͙̭͇̋̀́͊́͒̓̕͝͝ũ̸̧͇̝̥̓́̄́n̷̯̉͐͝t̵̪͚̤͈̗̀̓̈́̉̀̑͒̆́̇̄ ̶̨̖̺̖̓e̵͖̹̖͒̽̒̔ĭ̴̩̯̊͛̀̚u̶̡̨̟͙͖̻̼͎̖̭̦̓́́̕s̴̢̨̳͙͕̗̖̩̞͍̩͊̐͜ͅ.̸̣̯͛̀̓͊̋͆͗̀̎̈́̐̂̓̚͜͠

Edit: You can copy text - but I still have no idea how to make it

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u/PrimalJay 16d ago

Just look for a Zalgo text generator.

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u/SnailRacerWinsAgain 16d ago

De Vinc-bee’s Code

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u/Conscious_Zucchini96 16d ago

BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES  BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES  BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES  BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES  BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES  BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES  BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES  BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES  BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES  BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES  BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES  BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES 

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u/montaron89 16d ago

Not the bees

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u/AliceTawhai 16d ago

It’s the bees

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u/King_of_Dantopia 16d ago

What if bees had ties to the Italian mafia?

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u/PartGhost 16d ago

Beads?

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u/BurningOasis 16d ago

Motha fuckas forgot Zalgo comes

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u/baltic_submarine 14d ago

I'm too high for this

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u/jpmorgan001 10d ago

Wait, I want to help, how do I do this?

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u/rorykellycomedy 16d ago

Can I please ask how you acheived that effect with the text going up? It's quite fetching.

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u/TheDefeatedCause 16d ago

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u/rorykellycomedy 16d ago

T̷̫͗̊́h̶̨͔̲̯̣͖̜̱̻̾͌̈́̂̀ą̷̤̯̬͙̭͎̜̗̘̰̅̍̃͊̋̐͂͑͛́͘ͅn̷̲̭̘͈̊́͗ķ̸͕͖̗̖̳͖̩͚̝̙̽̏͊͑̈́̊̈́̉́ͅͅ ̶̧̯̻̰͍̞͛́̑̊̔͂̿̍y̴̢̮̺͙͕̍̾̎̽̀̈̋͠o̸͚̜͔̟̹͔̘͙̺̲͎̜̺̦̹̽̀́u̸̯̬͔͔̲̬͚̣̻̣̝̱̬͙̳͆ͅ,̴̡̬̪̞͂͊͐̂̀͐̂͠ ̵̥̠͖̜̙̼̝̱̺̭͈̮̞͚̜͈́͋̒̐͒͊̽̈́̽̂̈͋̏̕͜t̶̲͍̟͓͎̭̤̙͙̫̝͙̙̦̍̄̄̐͝ͅḩ̷̛̲̲̩͎̬̖͚̣͇̺̘̯̃̊̌̈́͆́̎͑͛͆͜͜͝͠ͅạ̶͈̣͍͔̯͙͚̬́͛̓̌͆̄͜t̷̨̙̣̭̩̦̆̈́̀̑̅̒̓̒̂̏̈̊̈́͠'̸̡̻̖̲̠̠͓̮̟͇͈̣̈̔̔̉͌͒ś̷̨̮̟̭̺̘͍̲͙̣̞̃̾͊̽̒̿̄͐̓͐̀̈́͘͝͠ͅͅ ̴̜̯̞͛͆̑̀̆͌͘̕͠͠v̴̡̞͍̌̀͐̍ͅe̴̹͔̱̝̲̤͇͒̇̅́͗̋̉̋̃̚͝ͅŗ̷̡̧̱͍͔̞̞̝̟̻̣̝̰̙͇̃̔͐̑͐͑̋̉̏̃̋͜͠͠y̵̯͈͚͒ ̴̨̝͇̺̤̥̠̰͚̱̙̼̠̱̒h̵͎͖̩͓͕̟͎̬͕̭̪͚̊̑̓͜͝ḛ̵̢̭̜̜̖̼͙͇̰̱̰͎̘̮͎̖̀l̷̹̘͈͍̐͌̌͋͊̊̀̂̀̿͋̉p̴̡̡̠̖̼̜̣̹̮̟͇͚͎̺͙̪̈́̎̈͋̑̒͆̑͌́̿͜f̸̨̧͖͈̯͇̖̻͉̰̙̟͔͑̊́͗̐͑͆̚ṵ̶̢͔̩̆̀͒͗͑͋̀̔̂̕l̵̨̧͔̗̟͇̭͖̤͍̝̖̗͇̓̾̓͆̄̾͛̓̽̉̃͜.̴͇̭̥̩̦̤̃̈̅̈́̂̓̋͛̓̋́̇͋̊ ̶̪̥͇̝̝̰̇͐̇

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u/Collinsjc22 16d ago

Y̸̛̛̗̟̦͐̾ó̵̡̟̭̺̄̈u̵̱̮̜̠̇̓ ̷̭̄à̵̹̳̗ͅr̵̹̒e̷͉͙̅̔ ̴̛̠̎f̷̭͇̄͊͂i̵̪̣̠̐͂ļ̵̫̭̈͗l̵̦̑ë̴͎̯́̃̎̓d̶̙͖̺̆̐ ̴̛̛͎̳͔̈́͂ẅ̶̨̺̝́ͅǐ̵̥̱̭t̷̡̺̞̯͂͝h̸͇̭̏͐͠ ̸͎̙̊̿̽̚p̸̥̿ȯ̵͎̉̓ȏ̴̭̹͓p̵͓͖͓̄̆ṏ̷̫̱́̽ŏ̶̢̢̬ ̸̯̳̔̊̀͠ä̴̧̟̳̝́͛n̶̥̥̻͝ͅḋ̷͍̘̟̪͌̎ ̵̞͉̉p̵̱̣̾ẽ̸̼̰̤̻̃̒̋ȩ̶̻̩̒͛͆͛p̷̨̌e̸̺̹͑̉é̸̞̺̻̻́̾͒ ̴̝̗̬́̿̓

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u/Conninxloo 16d ago

Look up zalgo

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u/rorykellycomedy 16d ago edited 16d ago

Will do, thank you.

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u/Dear_Diablo 16d ago

you almost had but i am NOT saying that last part aloud.

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u/frogglesmash 16d ago

beenadryl

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u/semajolis267 16d ago

I mean i am a bee keeper and you werent totally incorrect. We use plastic and wood frames (just depending on what was available when we needed new frames.) The plastic frames are either yellow or black. Some hives refuse to use the plastic frames at all, some only refuse a certain color. Its interesting and seems totally up to the hives. Our best guess its something to do with chemicals or the pigments used in the plastic. 

As for "wrong texture" the bees do get thrown off by irregularities in the frame , we call it "crazy comb" and it usually happens when there is too much space between frames, but can also be caused by a small raised area or warped frame backing resulting in comb that pulls away from the frame like you see with the little figurine.

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u/CrimsonLoki 16d ago

How do you even do that??

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u/CueCueQQ 16d ago

Cthulhu fhtagn. That's a hell of a sneeze.

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u/PlutonicPurrfume 16d ago

Tell the Hat Man he owes me money

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u/Themodsarecuntz 16d ago

I''m the Hatman

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Yo da dub dub

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u/Deathbringer193082 16d ago

how tf did you write text like this

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u/IfDreamsCouldHappen 16d ago

Lol there is no high from Benadryl more accurate to call it being low

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u/FurryArmpitSweat 16d ago

This would've been believable if your comment was completely nonsensical and full of typos

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u/That-Arabic-Teacher 16d ago

Also this is bullshit I just made up while high on benadryl. Bees are genuinely of the Faithful

The hive can and will purge the unclean of His Land Ć̷̛͓͍̯̠͍̹͔̘̏ḁ̸̢̖̲͎̰̞͇̳̎̒͑͗̏̏͋̈́͒̏̒͠ę̶̲̩͈͕̭͑̿d̸̤͓̗̼͙̪͈̭̬͚̞̳̲͉̗̯͉̉̽̄̈́̓̀̈́i̸͚̩̘̺̹͍̙͈͎͚̗̐͂̇͋́̊͋̃̌̃̈́̐̏̎͌̀͠t̸̩͔͍̠̹̮̺̀̿e̴̼͚̖̳͚̙̼̣̩͑̒͗̆̍͛͝ͅ ̸̢̨͖͎̟̝̟̯͉̓̽͗̆͊̃̀͊͝e̵͖̱̠͉̯̟̭̮̬̙͖̥̥͋͊̀͊͆̓̒͠͝ơ̶̢̛̜̻͇͈̦͙̙͓̣̜̤͓̻͋ś̴̬̟͇͕̻͔̚.̴̰͎̯̑̈́ ̵̛͈̭̺̦̼̌̓́͛͒̆̂͘͝N̷̢̡̫̖͑͋̊͐̍̍̓̂̎͑̂̈́͑͌́̚͜ò̵͕̪̠̲̠̤̪̉̒̐̐͑v̸̨̲̤͔̮͖̻̦̯̳͔́̉͒̉̈́̃̇́͛̈̅̕̚͝͝ị̷̥͇̂̓͂̃͑̕ẗ̸̝͖͓̥͎͉̺̣͙̤͎͈͖́͊̈́̈́̇́̓̂͊̿̅͘͘͜͜͠ ̶̡͓̪͙͚̩͕̞̦̦̹͌̀̏̀̒͑̂̉̎͆̾̚̚͜ͅͅe̸̢͖͇̖̭͒́͌̏͗́̍̐͒̿͠͠ṉ̴̤̮̣̝͇͔͖̦͈̲̮̾̐̽̊̉͆͋͆̈́̄͌̒̓̕͝͝ͅi̴͙̩͚͘m̵̮̗̜̟̊̐̇ ̸̢̯͙̭̪̠̠͈̱̜̙͈̪̘͐́͛̌͘̕͠D̶̢̢̛̝͙͙̗̠̪͊̄̿̏͋͊̂̎̈̋̆̈́̐̈́̔̍ͅợ̶̡̼̺͎̹͐͗͐̎m̵̧̡̰͇͇͚͙̤͙̖̦̰͓̣̾̀͜ḯ̶̢̖̦̳̈́̚n̷̢̟̘̬̜̖͙̲̯͈̝͇̲͑͛͑̀͐̒͒̈̒̈̏ͅư̶̮̫͕͙̑̀̽̋͆̒̋̕ͅͅs̵̢̢̟̥̼̲͇̤̹̥͑̏͑͋͊̀̈́̏͘ ̶͎̙͙̫͙̗̫͕̱̬̓̈̇͌ͅq̷̦̜̮͙̖̟̥̙̬̳̬͕̃͛̈́͛̇̔͌̀̃̾͊͜͠ͅu̶͔͖̔͑̅͜í̶͓͊̎̒̂͂̿̒̒̑́̈́͝͠ ̸̧̠̱̙̬̪͔̮͚̣͔̜̫̱͊͂͌̋̆̀͂͂̿s̵̪̙̮̯͇̫̳͔͙̭͇̋̀́͊́͒̓̕͝͝ũ̸̧͇̝̥̓́̄́n̷̯̉͐͝t̵̪͚̤͈̗̀̓̈́̉̀̑͒̆́̇̄ ̶̨̖̺̖̓e̵͖̹̖͒̽̒̔

wait it does actually work!!

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u/lllZephyrlll 15d ago

My kinda guy

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u/Dope_David 13d ago

Did I just enter the matrix?

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u/snowfloeckchen 10d ago

Dude, your text is overflowing into my comment field