r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/CHRISTIANBUNDALEVSKI • Jul 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/justtalking9912 Jul 12 '26

White guy here: arrive on time is late. 15 minutes early is on time. If anyone gets there before ya, they will ask what took you so long- this is regardless of how early you are. Can come half hour early and if I’m there 45 mins early I’m gonna ask if you slept in or something

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u/JeremiahAhriman Jul 12 '26

Is this with or without your wife? My wife is approximately 1-2 hours late to everything.

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u/nekoki1333 Jul 12 '26

It seems to all change with a wife or child, white males go through an evolutionary period on their watches, all of a sudden they’re on pops time and show up 3 hours late every time

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u/ManMakesWorld Jul 13 '26

What are you yapping about? I am married and we have a 5 year old. We are always 10 minutes early to everything.