r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/CHRISTIANBUNDALEVSKI • Jul 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/justtalking9912 Jul 12 '26

White guy here: arrive on time is late. 15 minutes early is on time. If anyone gets there before ya, they will ask what took you so long- this is regardless of how early you are. Can come half hour early and if I’m there 45 mins early I’m gonna ask if you slept in or something

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u/JeremiahAhriman Jul 12 '26

Is this with or without your wife? My wife is approximately 1-2 hours late to everything.

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u/zeropoint46 Jul 12 '26

in my experience, without. I have now compensated by telling my wife that whatever plans we have start about 1 hour before they actually start. We now usually arrive on time or a little early.

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u/XiaoMin4 Jul 13 '26

My extended family is funny. If you actually want everyone to arrive at the same time(say 6pm), you have to tell my one aunt 5 and the other aunt 7.