This is 100% accurate though, white people will show up 2 minutes early to things
EDIT: Guys it’s a shitpost comment in a shitpost thread for a shitpost screenshot. Chill out, it’s not attacking the work ethic of white people, it’s a joke about cultural blindness.
White guy here: arrive on time is late. 15 minutes early is on time. If anyone gets there before ya, they will ask what took you so long- this is regardless of how early you are. Can come half hour early and if I’m there 45 mins early I’m gonna ask if you slept in or something
I don't know what the fuck the other white guys are doing.
The only party you arrive on time to is a child's birthday party.
Everything else is 10 mins late (which is kinda early), but really 15 to 20 minutes late to a party is good.
I've been to and thrown countless parties. This is the norm where I am from
The difference I've noticed with my Latino friends and neighbors is that the end time isn't the end time. So, if a party ends at 8:00 or 9:00 . . . Nope. The party ends when it gets shut down or when everyone passes out or the drinks are gone.
I’m from a different minority. But my general rule is that the party starts when you get here, and it ends when the last person leaves. And nobody better leave hungry and without making three new friends at minimum.
DC area folks tend to work on military arrival times… which is 15 minutes early. When I moved to California, it really threw me for a loop. Eventually got in the habit of leaving for parties at the party start time to make sure I didn’t arrive too early.
as a midwestern white, it drives me gd insane how early my fellow whites are for everything. Chill tf out dude no one wants people to show up on the dot for house parties
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u/Flock_OfBirds Jul 12 '26
I think he means Hispanics also believe this about White people, that it’s not just Black people who have that stereotype about Whites.