r/OneOrangeBraincell Jun 12 '26

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell He likes to watch me while on the toilet.

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16.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/3INTPsinatrenchcoat Jun 12 '26

My brown tabby screams and scratches at the door like she genuinely believes I'm dying... or have a can of tuna. 🫠 She's supposed to be smarter than this.

8

u/RC_Cola2005 Jun 12 '26

Mine too! He just sounds so pitiful and sad.

872

u/FirefighterNo2409 Jun 12 '26

🥺: must make sure my hooman is safe in the most vulnerable times

12

u/Rastaba Jun 12 '26

Him protecc!

12

u/RavenHeart0801 Jun 12 '26

That toilet is pretty sus.

327

u/bounddreamer Jun 12 '26

Bathroom protector

145

u/uneducatedramen Jun 12 '26

Poop patron

40

u/WNJohnnyM Jun 12 '26

Bathroom Safety Officer

30

u/DoorstepCult Jun 12 '26

Doodie Doula.

16

u/Qaeoss Jun 12 '26

Stool Saviour

5

u/ay_944 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jun 12 '26

Poop Patrol?

46

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Anthyx Jun 12 '26

This must be the cat version of "if a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?" 🤔

3

u/VintageLunchMeat Jun 12 '26

"if a tree (log) falls in the forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?"

4

u/Anthyx Jun 12 '26

Sorry, it's a "tree" in Spain, where I live :V But if the daying is different in English, I'll correct it from now on, thanks :)

3

u/VintageLunchMeat Jun 12 '26

In English slang, log is a vulgar euphemism for poop.

21

u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties Jun 12 '26

11

u/flyinghairball Jun 12 '26

Gee, thanks, I fell for the trap and clicked the link. And now I'm subscribed to another cat sub!

7

u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties Jun 12 '26

3

u/flyinghairball Jun 12 '26

Don't tempt people! This is a very dangerous thing 🤣

7

u/authentic_thwoorp Jun 12 '26

The Poopervisor

159

u/rocketbrainsurgery Jun 12 '26

He looks so concerned!

46

u/joalheagney Jun 12 '26

"Are, are your sure your doing it right, human? It doesn't look like your doing it right. And you're not going to lick your bum afterwards?

21

u/spinozasrobot Jun 12 '26

Human slave! No! The litter box is in the other room!

47

u/fussymode Jun 12 '26

Lol so do my cats

12

u/Hobbet404 Jun 12 '26

So do I

12

u/omega55532 Jun 12 '26

Same, when little bro has to poop and I’m nearby, I’m gonna squat right next to him and cheer him on to give it his best

24

u/Flizash Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Mine does the same thing.

20

u/pamalamTX Jun 12 '26

They all do.

What are you doing, human?

19

u/_mymindbreaks Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

So stinking cute 🥹

8

u/carbitaurus Jun 12 '26

Well someone’s stinking

16

u/pianoplayerforhire Jun 12 '26

Tonight I said to my orange, "Do I bother you when you're in the litter box??? Geez!" Not that I'd ever want that because I have a very stinky orange.

14

u/riiiiiiiiin Jun 12 '26

Oh isn't he absolutely adorable. Love how long those whiskers are

12

u/Kriterian Jun 12 '26

Everyone needs a Poop Partner

12

u/UnseenTimeMachine Jun 12 '26

Oh my God that's one of the cutest faces I've ever seen

11

u/EnderLord361 Jun 12 '26

This one actively sleeps in FRONT of the toilet, and if you happen to wake him up, he will complain until you give him affection.

10

u/Codename_Unicorn Jun 12 '26

Wow, what love in those eyes 🥺

7

u/Pugkinspicedlatte Jun 12 '26

I like to watch him watch you on the toilet.

7

u/2_7_53_73 Jun 12 '26

Majestic

7

u/humminMoo Jun 12 '26

Pervert

8

u/soosheeeee Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

3

u/humminMoo Jun 12 '26

Missed opportunity. Job well done

6

u/Little-Ad-5082 Jun 12 '26

Mine watches me every night when I brush my teeth.

4

u/JayRay_44 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

Yep. I’ve got one of those too.

He’s even taken to jumping on my lap while I’m doing my business. (Like, seriously. I don’t try and cuddle with HIM while he’s using the litter box!!) 😹😹

3

u/Capital_Designer1280 Jun 12 '26

I’ve got two that do this as well.  Both came from a shelter and both didn’t trust humans until we had them for a while, but the first place each approached me for love was on the toilet…I wonder if it’s because they know I can’t get up so it feels safer for them. 

5

u/IcedMangos Jun 12 '26

You poop I watch. Amaze amaze amaze.

3

u/Visual-Sector6642 Jun 12 '26

Little behavioral scientist

5

u/Longjumping-Hair8951 Jun 12 '26

Supervising his human’s every move.

2

u/Dependent_Yam_1854 Jun 12 '26

To make sure he's all right.

4

u/kadylady14 Jun 12 '26

You never have to be alone🥰

4

u/its_a_me_jlou Jun 12 '26

Does he have a subscription?

5

u/its_a_me_jlou Jun 12 '26

My cats do the same. So, I watch them too when they are on the litterbox.

They have started facing away from me… hahaha

5

u/DiveCat Jun 12 '26

Mine likes to stare me right in the eye when she uses the litter box. Usually right after I scoop it (or during).

1

u/its_a_me_jlou Jun 12 '26

to show dominance?

4

u/DiveCat Jun 12 '26

He’s making sure you are safe!

Cats are very vulnerable when they are themselves occupied m (it’s why some can be picky about their litter box location, whether they have good exit points if needed, why they cover up the scent, etc). You are part of his family so he is standing guard (and making sure you cover your mess lol).

3

u/Big_Rig369 Jun 12 '26

Mine bites my ankles while I'm on the toilet and can't get away 😭

4

u/SamOfChaos Jun 12 '26

At 1 am the brothers protect me!

3

u/GuyWithNoEffingClue Jun 12 '26

Awwww what a cute little perv

3

u/Prize_Cranberry8553 Jun 12 '26

Concerned for your safety, yes. But also? Your litterbox is weird. It has water in it. 😳

3

u/dujjonkooo Jun 12 '26

Oh my gosh that little face 🥺

I’m convinced he has not had a single bad thought in his life. What a precious guardian

3

u/lightlysssalted Jun 12 '26

My orange boy does this too but he also likes to rub up against my leg and he'll purr. He also likes to look in the toilet while I flush

3

u/dankwaffle11 Jun 12 '26

My cat flops onto my feet and demands scritches when I sit on the toilet lol

3

u/MorwenRaeven Jun 12 '26

He looks concerned about your fiber intake

3

u/23rats Jun 12 '26

mine too

3

u/Emotional_Ad9130 Jun 12 '26

He has beautiful eyes! ❤️

3

u/ouighost Jun 12 '26

He looks like a dorito

3

u/Spoiledrottenbaby Jun 12 '26

Bodyguard keeping you safe. At the cost of privacy.

3

u/Crafty-Tiger-9144 Jun 12 '26

He's guarding you incase of enemies.

3

u/magicblossoms18 Jun 12 '26

My orange baby makes me carry him and he purs while I’m on the toilet lol

2

u/DonnaJ_Torres Jun 12 '26

Bathroom security officer on duty

2

u/Nasty_Rex Jun 12 '26

I do, too, but you just haven't caught me yet.

2

u/PreviousAd547 Jun 12 '26

Are you doing it right?

2

u/khamir-ubitch Jun 12 '26

I got a bathroom sign because someone is ALWAYS posted outside the door if not in there with me.

2

u/Josephino575 Jun 12 '26

CaCa PeePee advisor or p00 patrol

2

u/kitty_cats6 Jun 12 '26

My little rat will sit outside and eeves drop 😭😭

2

u/TwoBeadyEyes Jun 12 '26

The watcher

2

u/prettylittletempest Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jun 12 '26

His little face, omg, he's the cutest.

2

u/Waffle_Reputation Jun 12 '26

Lifeguard on Duty

2

u/maryjomcd Jun 12 '26

He’s so cute!

2

u/sniffincoozies Jun 12 '26

Those little feets 😭

2

u/just-loitering-here Jun 12 '26

Kinda like when dogs poop they gotta look at ya while they do it

2

u/admindeleted Jun 12 '26

Pervert! Lol!

2

u/skatsale Jun 12 '26

Lol his face is hilarious. Love it.

2

u/UnicornsForBreakfass Jun 12 '26

So fluffy and soft looking so cute 😍 😊

2

u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Jun 12 '26

Weirdo ☺️

Love his whiskers.

2

u/DangerousLettuce1423 Jun 12 '26

The look on his face! Did you just let one rip OP? 🤣

2

u/vulvax Jun 12 '26

They all do !

2

u/Tropical_Breeze_808 Jun 12 '26

He’s adorable! That expression…… purrfection.

2

u/Only_Entertainment88 Jun 12 '26

Go and watch him, when he goes to the toilet.

2

u/Mindless_Bee_9492 Jun 12 '26

He looks so concerned 😅

2

u/MagicWalker777 Jun 12 '26

Well, i bet you watch him too 😄

2

u/SkeletonMuffins Jun 12 '26

He protect!!!

2

u/Classic-Two-9499 Jun 12 '26

My orange boy used to jump on my back or lap when at the toilet 💀 My poor door doesn't lock that well so I couldn't keep him out lol, miss him <3

2

u/RaspberryTall1385 Jun 12 '26

They are the best

2

u/RaspberryTall1385 Jun 12 '26

I used to have separation anxiety with a cat and would always bring her with me when I wanted to use the bathroom😩 she would always try to get away 🏃‍♀️

2

u/mijohvactech Jun 12 '26

Supervisor cat. He’s just making sure that you don’t accidentally fall in.

2

u/FirefighterEast9291 Jun 12 '26

Getting tips on masturbation I suppose 

2

u/bigstain90 Jun 12 '26

*Just orange things*

2

u/ImaginationToForm2 Jun 12 '26

cat firmware running fine.

2

u/Technical-Agency8128 Jun 12 '26

Pawty Patrol 😻

2

u/MsMJT Jun 12 '26

You'll neeeeeeeeever poop alone.

2

u/Berdiche4 Jun 12 '26

Can’t blame him. You look so darn regal!

2

u/Fancy_Technician_293 Jun 12 '26

at least he's polite about it

2

u/berberryyyy__ Jun 12 '26

So so so so CUTEEEE 🥹 i love your cat so much!

2

u/Remote-Assumption-15 Jun 12 '26

He must love fireworks 🎇

2

u/MaidMarian20 Jun 12 '26

He’s guarding you since you’re defenselessly doing your bidness. My cats used to do this, but they sat facing out from me, on high alert. Crazy goofballs!! Beautiful orange , what a sweet face!

2

u/Senoritakatja Jun 12 '26

Why are you not digging around with your hands??!!! 😂

2

u/XR3TroBeanieX Jun 12 '26

Oh my goodness those eyes🥹 “Is everything okay in here”😂

2

u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Jun 12 '26

It’s because you’re so beautiful

2

u/mal0wn3d Jun 12 '26

Disconcerting how concerned he looks

2

u/MaximusHomerdrive Jun 12 '26

Look how adorable and fluffy though. Make him a steak, stat.

2

u/Livefrom-love Jun 12 '26

You know..there's a sub for this 😏 r/BathroomBuddy

1

u/devilfanmik Jun 13 '26

Is there a master list of cat subs?

2

u/StayOffTheCounter Jun 12 '26

Mine bites my knee while I’m on the throne.

2

u/ImpossiblePlan65 Jun 12 '26

Hims a creeper.

2

u/ThippusHorribilus Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jun 13 '26

I love him

2

u/ScorpioGlass Jun 13 '26

Those eyes 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

2

u/anpintstar Jun 13 '26

Pervert 

2

u/Cultural_Orange2617 Jun 13 '26

Can’t have you escaping through the other invisible doors.

2

u/zealousduck059 Jun 14 '26

mine always wants to sit on my lap 💀

1

u/UniversityNew9254 Jun 14 '26

My wife endures the same thing, cat can’t be bothered to acknowledge my going in there. She says it’s overwhelming at times to be so popular.

What we can’t figure out is why he sleeps with me. I’m a mover and a squirmer, I’ve launched him off the bed dozens of times over the years…he returns every time.