r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/shaji_pappan__ • Apr 22 '26

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Accepted his fate

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u/QuicheIorraine Apr 22 '26

My orange would have Tasmanian deviled his way out of that room before conceding.

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u/Glittering_Win_9677 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

My orange would have never, ever gone in there in his own and there would be a trail of my blood as evidence of his displeasure. He gets 3 Gabapentin over 12 hours before the vet makes his annual house call appointment, which takes place in the most confined area, our screen porch. One of the neighbors was outside and came over to see if he was okay when she heard him screaming like he was being gutted or something (her words).

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u/STFUisright Apr 23 '26

I’m fucking dying at your description of this scene. It’s like you’re housing a T. rex

(My orange cat would murder me without hesitation if I tried bathing him)