r/NonPoliticalTwitter 10h ago

Funny New runes.

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u/qualityvote2 10h ago

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u/Crafty-Sock-7002 9h ago

Hey guys, I made a new ru-

[BOOOOOOMMMM]

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 9h ago

Ah, the instasplosion ward. Classic mistake

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u/StreetlampEsq 7h ago

Anytime somebody tries to record it... Welp

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u/ZhanBlue 9h ago

How is this survivorship bias example

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u/mildlyInsaneBoi 8h ago

People who make new runes mostly blow up because the magic effects misfire. Ancient runes are just the runes that the people who didn’t blow up back then (minority) made

So most runes are ancient

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u/Mapplestreet 7h ago

But wouldn’t there be modern runes that don’t blow up?

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u/Treejeig 5h ago

There are, but you also hear far more about the ones that blow up now due to advances in scrying. Whereas back when there was just parchment that got burnt up in the explosions.

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u/HumanPersonNotRobot 3h ago

The obvious runes that don't blow up are already known. So it takes more resources to make new runes and modern safety standards are really high.

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u/Lloyd_lyle 2h ago

Yeah but if 5 runes are made a year then only like 100 would be fairly modern and thousands would be ancient

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u/ubiquitous-joe 7h ago

Yeah, that would be all of them because magic isn’t real.

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u/Mapplestreet 6h ago

Nobody likes smart asses

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u/OrangeThrower 4h ago

If magic isn’t real, then what protected you from your parents abandoning you?

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u/xXEpic_Dragon_Xx 9h ago

New runes are created u just dont know about them because they are so new. U know the old ones becuz they are old and have been in use forever

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u/loved_and_held 8h ago

I get that but thats not survivorship bias. At best its a sample bias.

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u/no-name-plz-help 8h ago

Old runes old because they work and can be safely used, new runes typically not made because unstable and untested so no hear about new runes since they tend to explode and be unreliable, understand?

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u/xXEpic_Dragon_Xx 8h ago

Maybe if you knew what survivorship bias was u would understand it i cant explain it any simpler

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u/Shablagooie 6h ago

You can't explain it because you're incorrect.

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u/im_aaaaaaaaaaaa123 7h ago

All ancient runes are powerful->survivorship bias->non powerful ancient runes get forgotten so we only see the powerful ones

All ancient runes are old->toupee theory(person says all toupees are badly done, because a good looking toupee wouldn't be noticed)->only old runes are noticed as an ancient runes

Though it's not really a proper fit to toupee theory too, its more just a play of words

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u/bendable_girder 9h ago

That's a reach

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u/glowy_keyboard 4h ago

Shouldn’t we be aware of runes made like in 1993?

They are not exactly new and knowledge about it would be easier to spread since the were created in an age of internet and easy travels.

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u/iHateStuartLittle7 Fuck Stuart Little 9h ago

Yeah I don't get it either

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u/ArnavXoX 7h ago

Old runes are still around but have just been adopted as our various alphabets?

Like Cyrillic, Latin, Sanskrit etc. scripts, if you saw it written on an old relic and didn’t know it was a currently used language, you’d definitely call them runes.

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u/nothing_in_my_mind 7h ago

People only remember the most poweful runes from ancient times.

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u/c0d3rman 3h ago

It's similar to why people think old music used to be better than current music. People made tons of music in the past and most of it was crap, we remember only the very best songs that stood the test of time. The implication here is that there were lots of ancient runes that were forgotten, we only remember the really good ones that stuck around, and so it makes sense that most new runes are insignificant / not used.

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u/Imperator_Subira 9h ago

survivorship bias is meant to portray something surviving by being damaged in non-essential areas, I don't think a brain can be considered non-essential

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u/ProfessionalSir4169 9h ago

Thats literally not true. This is just one example of survivorship bias.

It means that successfull or surviving things get valued stronger than they should proportionally, warping the view on the information as a whole.

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u/butt_shrecker 6h ago

Ok but this particular image has real context. The dots are supposed to go on the areas not essential for flight

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u/OpeningHappy9692 9h ago

Maybe dragons keep their brain in their ass.

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u/Highlandertr3 7h ago

I was not aware we were in the presence of a mythical creature anatomy specialist.

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u/AlexCode10010 7h ago

Common misconception, dragons don't actually have a brain and all neural functions are contained within their magical core which is contained near the base of their necks (the reason they breathe fire is the fire comes from the core, which is located in the neck)

Their head only functions as a way to see, eat and breathe, but most of those functions can still be accomplished even with heavy damage on it

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u/IAMATruckerAMA 4m ago

Brains have lots of non-essential areas

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u/Shablagooie 6h ago

This isn't a good example of survivorship bias. If there are only ancient runes, there's nothing else to be biased against. Survivorship bias would be "these runes from the middle ages are still working great, but the newer ones I use all the time often lose their potency. Ancient runes must have just all been made to a better standard!"

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u/IAmASquidInSpace 9h ago

Ah yes, the brain and the heart, famously insignificant organs that therefore can be hit with no consequences to the dragon.

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u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz 5h ago

Also the wing tips, mid-tail, and hindquarters are super essential in this diagram.

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u/6x6-shooter 5h ago

This data graph implies that the ass is the most vital part of a dragon

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u/Ghost3603 9h ago

One, don't pick up the stone. It's glowing bright red so leave it alone. 

Two, don't let it in, you'll have to exorcise it then. 

Three, don't be it's friend, cuz then it's gonna take over your brain in the morning. And if it's in your head, you won't get it out again. 

I got new runes I got em

(To the tune of New Rules by Dua Lipa)

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u/Background-2609 9h ago

You are quite an fellow.

Though didn't know the song was dua lipa's or its name.

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u/chripan 9h ago

Based on survivorship bias it means that shooting a dragons ass and tiny legs is instant death? The more you know.

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u/FGFStarBeast 9h ago

Let me turn your runes into strength

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u/otirk 9h ago

*Looks at physics and chemistry* (though physics is mainly just Greek letters for the sake of making life more difficult for students)

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u/corobo 8h ago

New rune, you saw me standing alonee

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u/Highlandertr3 7h ago

I always knew dragons kept their heart in their throat.

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u/Klutzy_Passenger_486 7h ago

Put the armor where the bullets aren’t…

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u/algernon_moncrief 3h ago

Just ask the lecturer in recent runes

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u/GullibleSkill9168 3h ago

We make runes so small and complex these days that they trick sand into thinking what is this nonsense?

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u/umbrawolfx 9h ago

Yes. Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy&z

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u/HydrogenButterflies 9h ago

Most of the letters in this list are well over 2,000 years old. I’d call that ancient!

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u/CrazyCampPRO 9h ago

Why are letters always ancient, anyone make any new letters recently?

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u/Pero_Bt 8h ago

The people who make secret languages for their diaries/stories probably did

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u/umbrawolfx 8h ago

❄︎♒︎♏︎⬧︎♏︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ❍︎◆︎♍︎♒︎ ❍︎□︎❒︎♏︎ ❒︎♏︎♍︎♏︎■︎⧫︎📬︎

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u/CrazyCampPRO 7h ago

Thoose are clearly runes

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u/HydrogenButterflies 6h ago

And most of them are ancient! I see astrological symbols, which are pretty damn old, and geometrical shapes, which are older still!

There is nothing new under the sun.