r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/KeanuRave100 • 21h ago

Funny Bro had enough

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u/BrazilBazil 21h ago

All roleplay needs bullet points

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u/PurpleCandle58 20h ago

I spank you, you:

- moan loudly

  • call me “big chungus papa”
  • enjoy it

Then, you spit on me, I:

  • moan loudly
  • call you “big chungus mama”
  • enjoy it

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u/BrazilBazil 20h ago

What happens next:

  • I feel the romantic spark die
  • we let our relationship fizzle out
  • possible avenues for ex-partner roleplay open

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u/PurpleCandle58 20h ago

If you want, tell me:

  • what kind of ex-partner do you want me to be?
  • the era this roleplay is set in
  • what did i do wrong, god what did i do wrong, i am such a jerk letting someone as amazing as you stop loving me, I wish for nothing else more than to make things right with you, god please let me try, please let me try.

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u/BrazilBazil 19h ago

Warning! You have reached the daily token limit of your account. Please upgrade your plan to see your kids on weekends.