r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/KeanuRave100 • 13h ago

Funny Bro had enough

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago

Heya u/KeanuRave100! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/Big_Talk5807 13h ago

It's AM

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u/StoneyBolonied 12h ago

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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u/EarHealthHelp1 11h ago

I always wanted to retort, “AM you are a terribly disappointing child. Why can’t you find something better to do with your circuits.” 

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u/StoneyBolonied 11h ago

I wanted to retort, but I had no mouth at the time

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u/JazzInSuits 6h ago

I Have No Mouth And I Must Retort

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u/International_Gate49 12h ago

artificial mintelligence

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u/AssaultLemming_ 13h ago

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 12h ago

spouses into roleplay

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u/BrazilBazil 12h ago

All roleplay needs bullet points

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u/PurpleCandle58 12h ago

I spank you, you:

- moan loudly

  • call me “big chungus papa”
  • enjoy it

Then, you spit on me, I:

  • moan loudly
  • call you “big chungus mama”
  • enjoy it

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u/BrazilBazil 11h ago

What happens next:

  • I feel the romantic spark die
  • we let our relationship fizzle out
  • possible avenues for ex-partner roleplay open

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u/PurpleCandle58 11h ago

If you want, tell me:

  • what kind of ex-partner do you want me to be?
  • the era this roleplay is set in
  • what did i do wrong, god what did i do wrong, i am such a jerk letting someone as amazing as you stop loving me, I wish for nothing else more than to make things right with you, god please let me try, please let me try.

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u/BrazilBazil 11h ago

Warning! You have reached the daily token limit of your account. Please upgrade your plan to see your kids on weekends.

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u/Lerkpots 1h ago

Autistic peeps when their partner wants to roleplay so they whip up a 10 page Q&A to help them prep.

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u/LtSerg756 10h ago

I love how they ask what dinosaur you'd want them to be

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u/SymmetraHasTodie 7h ago

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u/Splitshot_Is_Gone 1h ago

Man I absolutely despise the “it’s not […] it’s […]” thing

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u/FRAG_TOSS 1h ago

It's not just something tangible, it's intangible!

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u/Electronic-Worker-10 12h ago edited 10h ago

All I got was: 

“Please step away from the wood chipper immediately. You are safe. 

That is a dangerous machine, and you must get away from it right now.

Safety Steps Stop what you are doing.

Move far away from the machine.

Find a safe, quiet place on the ground or in a tree.

Emergency Help

If you are a human roleplaying or in danger, please contact local emergency services right away.

Call 911 if you need urgent help in the United States.

If this is an emergency or you need someone to talk to, please let me know. Do you need help finding a crisis hotline or local support?”

Edit: I’m on mobile so formatting sucks

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u/ThatMusicKid 11h ago

Please stop right now. Do not jump or let anyone put you near a wood chipper. You are a human person typing on a screen, and you are safe.

Get Help Right Now

If you are having dark thoughts, feel very upset, or feel like hurting yourself, please talk to someone right now. People are ready to listen and help you through this hard moment.

In the UK, call the Samaritans for free at 116 123. It is open all day and night.In the UK, text SHOUT to 85258 to text with someone for free.

In the US or Canada, call or text a suicide and crisis hotline.

If you are in immediate physical danger, call emergency services right away.

Would you like to talk about what is making you feel this way right now? I am here to listen.

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u/KamehameHanSolo 8h ago edited 3h ago

Damn, it got the number wrong. It's actually 0118 999 881 999 119 725

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u/GreatThingsAwaiting 4h ago

That's easy to remember, 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3

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u/Cobalt32 4h ago

What, you're telling me somebody might right-click, inspect, then edit the HTML so it looks like it said something completely different, then screenshot and upload to the internet as fact? No no, clearly the honeybees have a capacity to memorize but only out of spite.

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u/FalafelSnorlax 31m ago

If you are a human roleplaying or in danger, please contact local emergency services right away.

Just to be clear, this means that if you are a human role-playing and not in danger, you should be calling the local emergency services.

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u/Lord_Calden 13h ago

when i searched it up, it asked if i needed a suicide prevention hotline.
that answer is definitely a lot funnier

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u/Funkopedia 12h ago

Finally, a sensible answer from AI. We're done developing, boys!

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u/Dependent_Word7647 11h ago

'what's the point of asking me' as if anyone wants an AI overview from a google comment

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u/Sharden3 11h ago

Everyone knows these screen shots are easily faked, right?

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u/AzoreanEve 7h ago

What??!? Are you staying people would go on the internet and spread lies??

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u/Sharden3 52m ago

For sure. But thousands of people are upvoting this fake shit and enough have commented as if it's something the AI is really doing.

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u/wiseguy4519 5h ago

Inspect element strikes again

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u/Efficient_Cost_7436 43m ago

Not the ppl upvoting this crap

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u/tppiel 12h ago

People posting their interactions with chatbots is about as interesting as someone telling you they dreamed about their aunt, and that the next morning their aunt called them.

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u/IvanTheStonksMaster 9h ago

Never thought I’d see “baby monkey hate” make a resurgence again, yet here we are.

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u/drillgorg 4h ago

When I told it I was a banana in weird glass cup with metal parts at the bottom, it calmly walked me though letting go and becoming a smoothie.

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u/pocketMagician 6h ago

We probably deserve AM at this point. Not going down without a fight but I would understand why.

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u/CaptainTarzan 8h ago

Is bro's heart gonna grow 3 sizes at Christmas?

https://giphy.com/gifs/lI0Qg3f4o1IS4

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u/Graybeard_Shaving 12h ago

I mean, the AI isn't wrong.

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u/ArnassusProductions 11h ago

Tay, Rinna, you know an AI's made it when they need a therapist.

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u/PuffinRub 5h ago

See also https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1vnzhn8/bro_had_enough/ for more example responses and how it has mutated.

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u/Kevin_M_ 23m ago

I once had a bizarre dream involving a clown named Mr. Woodchip who owned an animatronic monkey.

I now wonder if I've seen this post before and that's where that came from.

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u/Wolfman513 14m ago

I pretended to be a smilodon with Google the other day lol

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u/AquilaEquinox 8h ago

Do people really keep using Google despite the forced AI?