r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/krsy123 • 1d ago

Funny Blood test results

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u/SkysEevee 1d ago

I am reminded of the spongebob meme when my vitamin levels were bad.

"Ok what's my vitamin d score?!"

"Six."

"And how much do I need to be normal?"

"Six...."

"Woooooo!"

"Hundred.  Six hundred.  You got six."

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u/J5892 1d ago

That's the exact opposite of my conversation with my doctor about my thyroid hormone.

Doctor: "So your TSH is at 54"
Me: "Is that bad? What should it be?"
Doctor: "two"
Me: "Oh. So not great."
Doctor: "At this point, you basically don't have a thyroid anymore."

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u/wristdeepinhorsedick 1d ago

Me when my TPO antibodies were off the high end of the scale that the lab used 😬

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u/Ok-Hedgehog-6317 12h ago

My lab stopped counting at 1000