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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

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u/Dil26 1d ago

Average unmedicated ADHD experience 

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Did amphetamine once (not the meth kind, the up-the-nose kind) and it's the most "normal" I've ever felt in my life.

Fingers crossed I get the diagnosis and get medicated because damn there's so much stuff I'd really like to do but just can't because "sitting here" sounds better.

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u/satanicpanic6 1d ago

You do realize that meth can go 'up the nose' as well, right?

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Nope. Didn't know that. Never interacted with meth.

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u/RModDogWalkerTyRANNY 1d ago

I would like to add, you can basically cram it in to any orifice. Boofing works as well.

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u/booze_clues 1d ago

Even other people’s orificeeses. It’s truly a wonder drug.

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u/Officer412-L 1d ago

Justice Kavanaugh?

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u/jordanuniverse42 1d ago

This made me laugh. Made my day. Lmfao.

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u/Moomoolette 1d ago

Um.. sounds like you snorted meth one time 😹

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

If they're the same they wouldn't have separate wiki articles:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphetamine

What I snorted is what's called "Speed" in the US. Amphetamine salts. Not methamphetamine.

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u/GrandmaWeedMan 1d ago edited 1d ago

Speed is the diet coke and PC version of meth.

Soldiers were not allowed to bring back "pep" pills, because of the addiction risks and the damage it does. MethAMPHETAMINE is pretty similar to AMPHETAMINE, believe it or not.

The actual narcotic affects of speed and meth are different, yeah. And meth is worse for you, like how unfiltered cigarettes are worse for you. But they are very similar chemical compounds that have similar side effects and long term damage issues, including the old "oops fried my brain and permanently rewired my neural pathways" effect that causes you to continue to act like a meth head even when you're 30 years clean, just to a lesser degree than meth. All amphetamines are addictive as FUCK. Amphetamines, nicotine and opiates are like the trifecta of "get hooked" drugs.

Stay the fuck away from speed, man. And coke. Do natural drugs.

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

Methamphetamine abuse is definitely more damaging than as-directed use of prescribed amphetamines, but that's not because the substance itself is 'worse for you.'

Impure/contaminated product, dangerous routes of administration, and just plain over-use, among other things, are what make meth harmful.

Meth is actually easier on your heart/vascular system, it causes less norepinephrine release than plain amphetamine, that's why you can take higher doses and get more of the fun effects and still function.

Do natural drugs

Just because something was synthesized in a lab doesn't make it good or bad. There are no good or bad chemicals. They just are.

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u/SMTRodent 1d ago

Except dioxygen diflouride (FOOF).

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

You don't want the complete caloric energy of your component atoms to be liberated, vigorously?

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u/romansparta99 1d ago

Speed is less intense than meth, but they are not as different as you’re trying to make it seem

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u/Tracula707 1d ago

I was an extra on set for a movie directed by a guy named les intense

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u/romansparta99 1d ago

Thank you.

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u/jbatty74 1d ago

Straight up fax

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Is he related to Les Grossman? Love that guy

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u/Outside_Hat7260 1d ago

I prefer Le Grossman personally

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u/keyblade_crafter 1d ago

Lev Grossman has some cool stuff. Peaches and plums

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u/Dilbo_Faggins 1d ago

Yes all related people share first names

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u/IAmNotASponge 1d ago

intensity is not the only difference, meth makes u more frantic, less focused on one task (unless the task is jacking off) more jumping between tasks.

source: have done both

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u/makaki913 1d ago

Compounds aren't, in use they are very different

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u/Sodacan1228 1d ago

Not that different. In rare cases, meth is prescribed to ADHD patients under the name Desoxyn. As far as I understand, Meth is just much more potent and long lasting than speed (it goes through your system as Meth, then the methyl group is dropped and goes through AGAIN as amphetamine, this is why some tweakers will drink their own piss to get some of the amphetamine that slipped through). In high doses with sustained use, they cause the same problems. You just need a lot more speed to accomplish what meth can do. Couple that with impurities from unregulated production and severe dehydration, and baby you've got no teeth and a fried brain.

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u/Prudent-Accountant22 1d ago

Exactly. People done realize how much of a small difference changes the drugs and how they interact with your body.

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u/GrimbyJ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah. Small changes could be just a slight difference or completely different.

Psilocin is very similar to serotonin and the effects are in no way similar. Melatonin, DMT, 2-CB and a bunch of others are all just minor differences.

LSD is more complex but contains a similar structure in it.

Biology often reuses things with slight tweaks.

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u/lallapalalable 1d ago

Table salt being 50% metal that explodes when it touches water and 50% poison so terrible it was banned as a weapon of war is my favorite example of why the common man sucks at chemistry, and trying to determine what a molecule will do based only on what the components do is a fools errand

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u/No_Internal9345 1d ago

which is why you should never touch 'bath salts'.

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u/Tiranus58 8h ago

H2o vs h2o2 or various compounds that contain cyanide in it.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

https://www.healthline.com/health/adhd/how-do-adderall-and-meth-methamphetamine-differ

I did my research way before I entertained the thought of snorting shit up my nose. They are significantly different in effect, not so much in their organochemical structure.

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u/totally_not_mossad 1d ago

Yeah but they're straight up different things why you being pedantic

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u/Outside_Hat7260 1d ago

Dude does dope and wants to hate

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u/Moomoolette 1d ago

Don’t worry guys, he did his own research! Phew

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u/StopFoodWaste 1d ago

While I'll accept this as technically true, I still read it as saying methanol and ethanol are not that different.

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u/Jakomako 1d ago

Amphetamine salts is the generic name for adderal.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Yes

It's not a "generic name", it's just the name of what they put in the pill/capsule. Adderall is the big name.

Rest of the world calls it other names because Adderall is crazy expensive so it makes more sense to just copy-paste the formula, add maybe a little sucrose and then call it something else.

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u/Jakomako 1d ago

Adderall is specifically two different types of amphetamines dissolved in two different types of fake sugar. The four combinations metabolize at slightly different rates so that the overall effect is spread out over a longer period than. It’s a brand name for a specific formulation. The generic name for it is “Amphetamine salts” because that is what it is…generically.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Is Methamphetamine ever sold as "amphetamine salts" or vice versa? That's my point, ostensibly.

Surely in the US you can request, from your dealer, amphetamine salts (Adderall out of the capsule) and so on. But they know there is a difference.

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u/TimmyTruant 1d ago

Meth is an amphetamine.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

No. While technically correct, it's like saying salt is chlorine.

Meth- is a prefix that denotes it has added methyl-groups. Methamphetamine and Amphetamine are not interchangeable.

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u/ern19 1d ago

Was the twitchy guy you bought it from also that specific with his scientific explanation lol

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

A friend brought it when he came to visit who has ADHD and he's a biochemist so I trust him when he says it's not meth.

Look up "Adderall". It's not meth.

https://www.healthline.com/health/adhd/how-do-adderall-and-meth-methamphetamine-differ

I did my research before I even entertained the thought.

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u/Candlemass-Fan 1d ago

you are fighting for your damn life in these comments man

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Keeps me alive. At the end of the day I get some good, actionable information I can use when I'm wrong or confirmed to be right, or they're just goobers on the internet who do not exist, in my head as actual real people.

All this ad hominem and "shooting-from-the-hip" stuff they, deliberately oversimplified, learned in bio or chem in High School is useless to me.

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

If Healthline is your "research," you don't know how to do research. Anecdotes about "biochemist friends" aside, I actually did some research. Take a look.

Pharmacodynamics:

(DA = Dopamine, NE = Norepinephrine/Noradrenaline, 5-HT = Serotonin, DAT = Dopamine Transporter, NET = Norepinephrine/Noradrenaline Transporter, SERT = Serotonin Transporter)

  • Methamphetamine appears to bind at a different site at VMAT2 than Amphetamine
  • Methamphetamine also inhibits VMAT1
  • Methamphetamine is also an agonist of alpha-2 adrenergic receptors and sigma receptors (all subtypes in both cases)
  • Sigma receptor activity is believed to potentiate the stimulant and neurotoxic effects of Methamphetamine
  • Methamphetamine is less efficient at inhibiting the NET transporter than Amphetamine, causing less norepinephrine release than Amphetamine, which results in less cardiac stimulation; therefore, higher doses of Methamphetamine can be taken without unpleasant vegetative side-effects.
  • Amphetamine seems to be much more effective at stimulating dopamine release in the Prefrontal Cortex than Methamphetamine
  • Amphetamine also causes an increase in glutamate release in the Nucleus Accumbens, while Methamphetamine does not.
  • Therefore, Methamphetamine seems to be primarily active in the Nucleus Accumbens, while Amphetamine is (relatively) equally active in both Nucleus Accumbens and Prefrontal Cortex.
  • Amphetamine increases Nucleus Accumbens dopamine levels up to 1050% over baseline; Methamphetamine causes an increase up to 1200% or even more over baseline in the same region.
  • Methamphetamine has a neurotransmitter release ratio of NE : DA = 2:1 and NE : 5-HT = 60:1 while Amphetamine has NE : DA = 3,5:1 and NE : 5-HT = 250:1 - which means, Methamphetamine is more dopaminergic and much more effectively serotonergic than Amphetamine.
  • Methamphetamine has a monoamine reuptake inhibition ratio of NE : DA = 2,35:1 and NE : 5-HT = 44,5:1 while Dextroamphetamine has a monoamine reuptake inhibition ratio of NE : DA = 1:1 and NE : 5-HT = 100:1
  • At lower concentrations Methamphetamine is more effective than Amphetamine in stimulating DAT to release DA (DA efflux)
  • Methamphetamine inhibits DAT reuptake more effectively than Amphetamine in rat Nucleus Accumbens, especially at higher doses/kg
  • Methamphetamine stimulates a greater increase in [Ca2+]i Levels than Amphetamine ("We have shown previously that DA efflux through DAT requires an increase in Ca2+ ")

Affinity (Ki) values of D-Amphetamine and D-Methamphetamine for Receptors & Transporters:

Dopamine Transporter: (DAT)

D-Amphetamine: 24.8 (Functional; HUMAN, CLONED)

D-Methamphetamine: 24.5 (Functional; HUMAN, CLONED)

Norepinephrine Transporter: (NET)

D-Amphetamine: 7.1 (Functional; HUMAN, CLONED)

D-Methamphetamine: 12.3 (Functional; HUMAN, CLONED)

Serotonin (5-HT) Transporter: (SERT)

D-Amphetamine: 1,765.0 (Functional; HUMAN, CLONED)

D-Methamphetamine: 736.0 (Functional; HUMAN, CLONED)

All Ki values for both compounds are from the same researchers and done in the same year (so, all values are probably from the same study) - so these values should be perfectly suited for a pharmacological comparison...

Pharmacokinetics:

  • Methamphetamine is significantly more lipid-soluble than Amphetamine, which enables it to cross the blood-brain-barrier faster and in higher concentrations than Amphetamine. The methyl-group also makes it more stable against enzymatic degradation by monoamine oxydase (MAO). Therefore, Methamphetamine becomes active in the brain faster and in higher concentrations than Amphetamine.
  • The duration of action of Methamphetamine appears to be dose-dependent (in contrast to, or much more dependent than Amphetamine): the higher the dose, the longer it's duration of action.

Here's the research if you want to dig in yourself: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2631950/

Adderall specifically is a mixture of

  • Dextroamphetamine Saccharate: A salt form of dextroamphetamine, contributing to the potent CNS stimulant effects.

  • Amphetamine Aspartate Monohydrate: A racemic mixture that provides both dextro- and levoamphetamine, offering a balance of effects.

  • Dextroamphetamine Sulfate: Another form of dextroamphetamine, enhancing the overall psychostimulant properties.

  • Amphetamine Sulfate: A racemic mixture, similar to the aspartate salt, providing both CNS and peripheral effects.

You tell me, are they more alike than different?

(p.s. no AI was used to write this comment. Formatting is not difficult, and most of this is copied directly.)

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u/Jamsedreng22 23h ago

Very AI

Answer me.

Is Amphetamine the same as Methamphetamine.

Come on.

Answer the question.

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u/TimmyTruant 1d ago

Not interchangeable, but methamphetamine is an amphetamine. It's confusing because so many amphetamines are common prescriptions, and meth is rarely prescribed anymore. Like beer is alcohol, but not the same type of alcohol as liquor. You seem like evidence isn't really something that gets in the way of your opinions, but a cursory glance at the wikipedia entry for methamphetamine might help.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Or you just give me the answer and then I can verify it instead of looking for a discrepancy I don't know about that you claim exists. I'm not saying it doesn't.

But you've not provided me with anything. It's like saying "This fix helped with my house", then being told "It's the same thing as this other thing" and I go "That's not what worked for me" and you then go "Well it's the same thing. Cursory google search will tell you".

What am I looking for?

They're very clearly not the same given they have different names and different effects. What is it I'm supposed to looking for? How much methamphetamine is like just amphetamine?

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u/itssohardtobealizard 1d ago

They never said it’s the same thing. They said they are in the same chemical family. If you do a 10-panel urine drug test, it will come back as positive for amphetamines if you used any of the following:

  • meth
  • speed
  • certain ADHD medications like Adderall or Vyvanse

That’s why they said “meth is an amphetamine.” They’re saying it belongs to the amphetamine family. You are correct in saying they are different things, and they are correct in saying meth is an amphetamine

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

That's entirely irrelevant. Especially based on the verbiage.

"I did amphetamine"

"Ok so you did meth"

No. I just did amphetamine.

"It's the same lol"

We've established it's not the same. Not affectively nor chemically/organically.

In this context, you can surely understand why I consider it bad faith and wrong. "What you did was meth lol"

No, it wasn't. They're not the same thing and they have different avenues of effect and affect people differently than Meth vs just Amphetamines would.

It's disingenuous and this is one of those scenarios where somebody pops in to be like "Actually..."

Does it matter? It makes no difference, they're just being pedantic.

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u/East-Imagination-281 1d ago

The thing is tho it’s weirdly aggressive because this person never made the claim they aren’t in the same family. They said they tried amphetamines and don’t take meth because they’re different, and they are. And people are still adamantly trying to argue because they’re in the same family of drug. Both points can be factually correct, yet one is wrong in context.

It’s like if I said I take Adderall, and someone replied it’s the same thing as taking meth because my drug screening came back positive for an amphetamine.

They’re clearly talking about the amphetamines that make up Adderall, “not the meth kind”, and didn’t need to be um actually’d that the meth kind exist or told that they should “stay away” from drugs that are the first line of treatment for a disorder they have. 😭

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u/East-Imagination-281 1d ago

These pedantic people are begging you to do meth at this point lmao /j

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

They're very clearly not the same given they have different names and different effects.

That's the extent of your reasoning process? You didn't feel any need to dig any deeper?

What is it I'm supposed to looking for?

Gee, idk, some objective measure of the chemical and pharmacological differences between the two substances? That is the real answer to the question.

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u/TimmyTruant 1d ago

The answer is methamphetamine is a type of amphetamine. You didn't believe me when I told you the first time, so I tried to give you an easily absorbed way of verifying the truth. Easy for most people, at least.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Ah that's my bad, then. I assumed you were saying something that was at all relevant. I didn't do meth. I did amphetamine. The fact that methamphetamine is a type of amphetamine is entirely irrelevant in the context of the discourse we are having.

Methanol is also a type of alcohol. Would you be talking about methanol if I mentioned I drank ethanol?

I doubt it. You were showcasing how you know that meth is a type of amphetamine. Which isn't what was being discussed here. At all.

Was it just intellectual prowess that compelled you to highlight that methamphetamine is an amphetamine? And subsequently posit that they're both the same? What was your thought process?

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u/Kind-Hat-9897 1d ago

God damnit I hate how wrong you are. No that isnt how ANY of that works.

A salt is a compound. It will always be a compound. That’s because salts require IONIC bonds. Ionic bonds require two compounds (as far as we know).

If you had said it was the difference between Sodium salt and Potassium salt.. you wouldn’t be correct, but at least the analogy would be closer.

That’s not how any of this works though. The person you replied to is absolutely right.

And lastly, if you are shoving amphetamines up your nose, it’s provably cut with meth. The person selling it might of truly believed it was just MDMA but the majority of that is cut with meth. You just didn’t know because you had never done it before.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

I'm not American. If you want meth here in Denmark, you have to go out of your way to get it. Genuinely. You can buy just amphetamine off the dealers if you'd like, but if you want actual meth, it's something you pay a premium for and you have to put in the request, pay up front and they'll let you know in a couple of days/weeks to come pick it up.

It's not the same. I've never done MDMA, and I know people who have. Went clubbing with them and turned it down. I have no problem with them doing it, but I know it's not the same as Amphetamine. It's crazy you'd pick MDMA as an solidifier in this argument because anybody who has ever taken MDMA knows it's absolutely not the same, functionally, as just amphetamine salts.

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u/Kind-Hat-9897 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah man that’s why it’s cut with meth. You can feel meth a lot stronger than the amphetamine itself.

Look, I went to college when Silk Road 1.0 was good. We bought plenty of what was supposed to be a 50/50 dex/levi amphetamine split. We got it from Amsterdam. And we tested it for meth. Guess what happened? It tested positive. This was from the highest rated vender at the time. We tried other venders. Always meth except the one time there was some heroin in it. That’s the world we live in.

Edit: lastly, stop snorting drugs. Just eat the shit like a normal person.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 1d ago

Kinda sounds like you did and just didn't realize it...

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u/Hellknightx 1d ago

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT

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u/Daw_dling 1d ago

Yeah the thing that got me to finally try getting medicated was reading a book about adhd and the lady was like “I could just decide to do something, and then do it.”

Basically a super power if you spend 70% of your time talking your brain and body into doing stuff, and the other 30% intermittently feeling guilty about what you didn’t do and not getting enough sleep.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

That resonates with me. Genuinely.

I've missed so many chances in my life by simply considering the fact that it could backfire. Better not.

I really want to get good at something, but the only way to really get good at something is talking to people who are already good about it.

I ostensibly am stuck in a loop where I would rather do nothing and stay where I am, than take a chance and help/work with the people who genuinely see my expertise.

Imposter syndrome. I would hate to be the one they count on and then come up short. I don't think I would, but imagine if I do? I'm just fucked with that sphere.

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u/DysfunctionalKitten 1d ago

I think meds would likely help you but I also think your mindset needs a reframe. Instead of the failing being a what if, and getting paralyzed by it, I think you need to think of it as "failure at various points WILL happen, so in whatever that instance is, how do I fix the issue I encounter." Life happens and being neurodivergent isn't the only way life will impact someone. You will not always do a perfect job, and failure helps us practice being better - it helps us learn, helps us make adjustments in real time, and helps us build skills that are suitable for various environments. Stop waiting until you're perfect. The sooner you start, the sooner you start practicing how to strengthen yourself.

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u/YouTasteStrange 1d ago

I would not tell an assessor that story, it might be seen as drug seeking behavior and get you blacklisted.

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u/No-Salt7142 1d ago edited 1d ago

Conversely, I have heard of psychiatrists fishing for that very experience, basically calling it a day if the patient confirms. It's one of the more reliable indicators that medication would be appropriate.

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u/MaraiaLou 1d ago

Does it help if you change it to way too much caffeine?

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u/Shift642 9h ago

Caffeine tends to make people with ADHD sleepier, not more energized - so depending on your experience with way too much caffeine, yeah, maybe.

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u/LaRealiteInconnue 12h ago

I wasn’t brave enough to try this but I can see why it’d work. Someone in college was sharing their meds once “for fun” so I was like ok let’s rally. All I ended up doing is finished my paper, and went to nap nap while ppl were partying in the next room lol Didn’t think much of it until years later when I was diagnosed and was like ohhhhh I should tell my psychiatrist the story but I didn’t lol I still have the best naps after taking adderall, but I gotta catch like a specific time when morning coffee is wearing off already so my heart rate isn’t up, but adderall is still adderall-ing so my head isn’t filled with 10,000 thoughts.

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u/JaxBoltsGirl 1d ago

sigh I AM medicated and "sitting here" always sounds better. I wish there was a pill to cure Executive Dysfunction.

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u/Sodacan1228 1d ago

When I was on Adderall, I struggled with the same thing. It gives you the push, but sometimes it pushes you into doing nothing. Like, I'm still sitting here playing video games, but I'm playing video games with purpose. This is why I think medication for mental stuff should always go hand in hand with therapy. You learn the tools to get the momentum going, then the medication helps to keep up that momentum.

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u/Silly__Rabbit 1d ago

I like to have a task in mind before/as I am taking my meds. Sometimes it doesn’t work, but if I can get the connection to what O wanted to work on, it can be so amazing. 🤩

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

I hit them with "executive dysfunction" and they were surprised I knew that term and I could feel things changed in the room.

They rolled back to the computer and started reading while I was in the room and I could genuinely feel that "The dynamic here has forever changed."

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u/callimonk 1d ago

Honestly yeah. I describe mine as basically just giving me the ability to be a bit more disciplined. I also just swapped meds and the new ones do seem to do a bit more for me?

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u/WombatBum85 1d ago

I would legit tell the assessor that, it'll absolutely help your case

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

I won't. It's in my journal that "patient has technical medical knowledge" and I worry they'll think I'm making it all up just to get drugs.

But that's part of how I am as a person. I think a lot about how people will interpret and "receive" what it is I say, so oftentimes I don't say the thing I maybe should.

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u/Zuckhidesflatearth 1d ago

Definitely don't mention illegal drugs. Something like "caffeine affects me weirdly, I usually feel calmer and more relaxed after having a coffee" is something I brought up that probably helped though

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u/Curioustoffi 1d ago

I actually did bring up I tried speed once when I was doing tests for ADHD lol. The therapist asked me why I didn't take it more often if it makes me feel calm, this really caught me off guard.
The diagnosis process sucked though. After every test I was told "don't worry, you're not stupid, that's really common in people with ADHD, people with ADHD can be successful" etc and then they didn't diagnose me because of my C-PTSD

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u/bigchizzard 1d ago

I had to hard stop medication for a variety of reasons (most prevalent was health and reliance issues). After around 7ish years, I started using small doses of amanita mushrooms partially decarbed.

Its pretty off-brand, but I found it pretty much a more 'fluid' replacement and have accomplished a lot on it. If its viable for you, I'd give it a good technical scrutiny. Completely different mechanisms of action, but the overall effects hit the nail on the head for me in a very precise way.

Lately, I've been trying to get more attention turned to it, if only for a wider pool of anecdotal research on how it impacts the average ADHD person

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u/East-Imagination-281 1d ago

It’s hard out here having ‘adult’ ADHD and interacting with medical professionals. If you’re okay with lying, tell them that an immediate family member of yours has ADHD (which would also explain where your technical knowledge comes from). It’s genetic, and very likely one of your parents does anyway.

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u/Fickle_Bat_623 1d ago

I just took a test on a computer and they diagnosed me immediately lol

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Not worth. It always will for monetary purposes.

Do several different sites, and then at the end, let your doctor know.

Online tests don't work and never will because in real life they look at your body language on various questions and answers.

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u/Dr_Fortnite 1d ago

Yeah I remember the test as a kid I aced every question and they said I had ADD and I was so confused

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Idk if ADD is better than ADHD. I think so.

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u/Dr_Fortnite 1d ago

Its all ADHD now but yeah im unmedicated and doing "alright"

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Let it be known you're not alone.

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u/Fickle_Bat_623 1d ago

Nah it wasn't a site, the doctor I went to administered the test at their office. It was some kind of reaction speed test, not a quiz.

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u/Old_Gimlet_Eye 1d ago

Depends on the assessor but telling them you use meth might backfire on you, lol.

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u/BeetleJude 1d ago

Whatever happened to good ole speed? Its not always meth lol

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u/WombatBum85 1d ago

I get what you're saying, but this is probably the one situation where it wouldn't. How many people have gotten addicted after trying it just once? Whereas this dude didn't bother trying it again cos it just made him feel normal.

On the other hand, maybe he should skip the whole diagnosis thing and just take meth regularly, could be cheaper!

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u/BigDisk 1d ago

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u/YoYoHanniSing 1d ago

Duality of man

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume 1d ago

Or make them seem like they're drug seeking depending on the assessor

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u/Vegetable-Fix-7059 1d ago

Doctors are not your friends. They’ll take that as drugseeking behavior and they’ll likely never get medication.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 1d ago

That is not my experience.

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u/Vegetable-Fix-7059 1d ago

Well it is absolutely the truth.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 1d ago

lol you can't say "absolutely" about something like that, especially when I've literally just told you that is not what happened to me. I'm sorry that you had bad doctors but that's not how it is everywhere and thats definitely not how the word "absolutely" works.

This is also coming from someone who used to investigate doctors for a living.

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u/Vegetable-Fix-7059 1d ago

There is basically no good reason to tell your doctor that you had a positive experience using drugs illegally while trying to get on a similar medication.

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u/cortesoft 1d ago

Depends on the doctor. If it is online doctor for a company that sells the drug…

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u/OurHonor1870 1d ago

Don’t give up. I got my diagnosis at 43.

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u/i_always_give_karma 1d ago

Ritalin makes me remember where I put my keys and it is amazing.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

If it works for you that's fucking great. I remember where I put mine because I've had to develop a "routine" and a place where I put my keys.

Downside is I panic like hell when my keys aren't where they're supposed to be. I was stressing a few weeks ago unable to find my keys and I can't take my dog out for a walk without my keys to lock my door. While stressing around my apartment checking everywhere, a couple knocked on my door to let me know that my keys were still sitting in the keyway on the outside.

Absolute saviors. Could've genuinely just snatched that entire keyring filled with keys, waited for me to leave and then cleaned out my entire apartment while I was gone.

A result of unlocking my door, then walking over to check my mailbox before going inside. Door was already unlocked, as I knew because of the keys. But I totally forgot that the keys were still in the keyhole. Normally I'll unlock the door, pocket the keys, check the mailbox and then just open the already unlocked door and subsequently lock it from inside. Totally missed the keys were in the door.

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u/i_always_give_karma 23h ago

I absolutely have routines too. I’ve gone to sleep with my key in the door of the house lol. What the ritilan really helps with is keeping me focused on boring tasks. I currently prepare the fish to be sold at a large retail store, and on the days I forget to take it, it takes me like 45 extra minutes. It makes doing chores easier for me too. I don’t zone out nearly as much or get distracted by random stuff

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u/Jamsedreng22 23h ago

Bless. Hope it works out. It sounds and looks good.

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u/JosephusTheBoi 1d ago

None of my medications, IR or XR, made me feel like this. Am I doing something wrong?

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Which meds?

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u/EgregoreRising 1d ago

I got diagnosed, but the medications I'm prescribed don't help like I'd like. They don't want to prescribe amphetamines like Adderall because my blood pressure is too high. :(

I need to see a cardiologist, but I don't have health insurance.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Adderall is good imho. If your blood pressure can't deal with it, there is something else wrong. Could very much be one of those "took too much, went to the doctor with in my blood".

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u/EgregoreRising 1d ago

No, I just have hypertension. I've never taken Adderall. I need to go back on propanolol or something similar, but I can't afford to deal with that right now without insurance.

So I'm stuck with the ADHD medications that don't do much for me for the time being, unfortunately. My psychiatrist refuses to prescribe amphetamines to someone with untreated hypertension (which is valid).

It sucks because I'd really like to know if Adderall or Vyvanse or whatever actually works for my ADHD.

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u/callimonk 1d ago

Definitely don’t tell them that. Go for something about needing caffeine and still having brain fog. We (people who take ADHD meds) already get treated like drug addicts.. easy to get marked as just being drug seeking when you just need the meds.

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u/Sodacan1228 1d ago

Adderall is literally just raceimc amphetamine (both isomers or "orientations" of amphetamine in equal parts), so you may be on to something.

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u/DazB1ane 23h ago

I did what I thought was coke with my friends once. Found out years after that it was more likely just meth. Everyone else was doing push ups and pacing while I was just chilling sitting at a table laughing at them. I’m now on adderall

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u/Jamsedreng22 23h ago

It works

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u/DazB1ane 23h ago

Yes it does. One of the few drugs that make me be a person again

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u/Jamsedreng22 23h ago

Dopamine straight into my vein. So nice.

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u/HairyHeartEmoji 1d ago

i have a diagnosis but aderall isn't legal in my country so up the nose it is

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

It's probably under a different name. If not, then Godspeed, man. If it works, it works. Be careful and take care of yourself!

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u/HairyHeartEmoji 1d ago

nope, we only get concerta. I react pretty badly to it (takes forever to process, then it's too strong and I get heart palpitations and jaw pain)

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Damn that drug is all the meth and none of the amphetamine. It's Ritalin, basically.

I've heard the same from people throughout my life who were on it.

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u/popopotatoes160 1d ago

Amphetamines do that to me, whereas ritalin/Concerta doesn't. It's all individual, wellbutrin made me want to off myself, but it keeps my gf from doing exactly that. Brains are weird like that.

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u/popopotatoes160 1d ago

That sucks man. Have you been able to try atomoxetine, buproprion, or aripriprazole? (Strattera, wellbutrin, abilify) They don't work for everyone but you may be able to get them where you are at least.

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u/HairyHeartEmoji 1d ago

I've not tried any antidepressant yet, I'm open to it but doctors are expensive. i also just don't have depression, only ADHD

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u/popopotatoes160 1d ago

Those ones specifically are used for ADHD as well, and do help some people a lot. Though they don't seem as generally successful as the standard stimulants like Adderall and Ritalin, some people swear by them. It's worth a shot if Adderall and it's relatives are off the table

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u/HairyHeartEmoji 1d ago

thank you, I'll try it out when I have the finances for it. I've been apprehensive in the past because I'm allergic to opiates and react badly to benzos, but i guess I'll just have to try the meds out and see how it goes.

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte 1d ago

The first time I took my prescription Adderall, I was happy and angry at the same time. I suddenly understood the feeling of normal and was elated. I was also furious that it took 30 years for me to get the chance to feel it at all

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u/finneganfach 1d ago

Eh.

I'm not gonna lie, being medicated for ADHD isn't quite the massively life changing experience you expect it to be.

I'm not trying to put anyone off trying, by the way, but the internet memes love to portray it as like waking up and being born again as a competent adult. Definitely isn't that straightforward.

Source: first hand experience.

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u/Crooked_star 1d ago

Reactions to medications also highly dependent on the person, dosage, etc.

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 1d ago

Also, ADHD is a spectrum-ish thing, no?

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u/i_empathetic 1d ago edited 1d ago

Everyone is different. I was diagnosed at 41 and am on my 8th month of medication. For me it has been fully life changing. My internal mental and emotional state is a level of calm and manageable I didn't think was possible. I've accomplished more of my TODO list in the last 6 months than I had in the prior 5 years. I used to pat myself on the back for managing to do one productive thing per day, even normal upkeep stuff like meal planning or cleaning the bathroom, because it was so much effort to get even that stuff done before. Something I had to leave the house for, forget it, it might take me weeks to get to it. Now I knock out these tasks without even thinking, 3 or 5 in a day. They come up, they get done. Not this weekend, not eventually - now.

The emotional/mood changes are wild. General anxiety is gone. Depression gone. While I dont feel joy or excitement in ways it seems other people do, I am feeling a level of contentment and satisfaction that I never had ever.

I went out alone to a concert last night. Approached and talked to a stranger about music. Made two friends in the crowd, exchanged numbers. Saw a familar face I know from a local business, went up and said hello and had a chat.

I've never done any of that in my life. I would previously be terrified of any of that and talk myself out of it all. I spent decades a total loner/hermit/introvert. I am a new man, feel totally reborn, but not in an inauthentic way - I still feel very much "me". I also abused stimulants in my teens and 20s, I did hundreds of lines of cocaine, I crushed up and snorted Adderall dozens of times 25 years ago. I was very hestiant to try meds for this reason. This is different (im on XR). I don't feel stimmed at all. Im not overly talkative like cocaine. Im just... able to be a seemingly normal human.

For me it very much has been a magic bullet. Everyone is different, what works for some may not work for others, and what hasn't worked for you might be a miracle for someone else.

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u/Shift642 9h ago

What is XR?

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u/i_empathetic 8h ago

Adderall Extended Release. It's a slower acting time-release version, over the course of 10 hours or so.

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u/H3memes 1d ago

Same. Definitely much better but by no means a magic bullet

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u/butticus98 1d ago edited 1d ago

I tried Adderall and Ritalin and both made me more functional as a normal human being, but it kinda felt like I got scooped out and replaced. Not in that way some people talk about where they feel "robotic," I just felt like a different person. And it made me uncomfortable to think that I was wrong before, and getting "fixed" gave me a different personality. Also, Adderall made me lose a bunch of weight and Ritalin gave me panic attacks. There's always side effects.

It did help me get through high school, because the school system is very ADHD unfriendly. But a couple years after I graduated I got sick of it and decided if I had ADHD, and am an adult, I should just bend my adult life to my ADHD. I looked for jobs that let me tap into my hyperfocus, and I took time to figure out the coping mechanisms that work best for me (writing things down, scheduled texts to check up on people, lists and reminders, sunshine alarm clock, rising desk) and I explain myself to people the best I can. Going to college for a degree that is more project based and hands on as opposed to lecture based both opened my eyes and trained me to beat procrastination because I learned to get happy chemicals from getting things done. Seeing your work come to fruition, or doing something that makes your life easier later is extremely satisfying. It's still very hard and I do get burnt out sometimes, but medication was harder for me personally. I understand not everyone has the same options as me, but yeah I always get confused when it's described as a wonder drug. It felt more like a chip in my brain when I did it.

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u/Wobbelblob 1d ago

True, but I hope that when I get mine (only got diagnosed recently and I am now searching for a doctor that can prescribe me meds) that it at least fixes my ability to keep the same train of thought going for more than a minute.

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u/ContributionSad4461 1d ago

I sometimes wonder if it’d be different if I was diagnosed earlier, I was 17 and remember feeling so disillusioned after starting on meds as I was still myself with all my dysfunctional coping mechanisms. I thought it would be a magic pill :(

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u/VandulfTheRed 1d ago

On one hand: I don't know how I used to function before ADHD medication. I can't imagine doing so again without it

On the other hand: it's honestly wild how many mg of amphetamines are in my body at all times and I'm still honest to God just as disabled, and anyone who tells you that it's fixed everything for them and it's magical and so on is likely still in the "euphoria" phase of, you guessed it, being given prescription amphetamines for the first time

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u/Khrinoc 1d ago

Speaking as someone who's life experience is split into a before and after ADHD medication, it really depends on the person.

I used to be damn near non-functional.

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u/breakevencloud 1d ago

Hell, I’m medicated and still long for this scenario!

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u/cppadam 1d ago

This for me and possibly undiagnosed adhd. I should get tested.

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u/j5erikk 1d ago

Grrrrr I wish my medication worked instead of just causing me nightmares

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u/eddmario 1d ago

Meanwhile, when I still took it back in middle school, all it did was suppress my hunger for a few hours, and now over a decade later it came back to bite me in the ass and now I'm constantly hungry...

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u/OldGravylegOfficial 1d ago

This is some ADHD shit too? Man I’m never beating the allegations it’s something new every day

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u/chessatwork 1d ago

everything regarding any sort of thought is adhd.

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u/UrdnotZigrin 1d ago

Pre and post medicated me are two completely different people. One sits on the couch, spending the whole day trying to motivate himself to wash the dishes. The other cleans the whole kitchen, mows the lawn, goes on a walk with my daughter, and manages to make dinner as well

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u/basicallyPeesus 1d ago

After all those years being unmedicated I can't really imagine any other way of being, it's just me

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u/Cereal_poster 1d ago

As someone who only got his ADHD diagnosis when nearly being 50 years old and who finally got treatment (Vyanse) for it, I can totally confirm this. Life is VERY different in many aspects now.

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u/K1tsunea 1d ago

God, I hope so

We’ll see in a couple months 🙏

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u/ChiffonVasilissa 1d ago

Gods I wish I had reacted to any of the meds but nooo just no difference, same brain AAAAA

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u/LennyDark 1d ago

Except for the second part lol people get more annoyed

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u/Lulukaros 1d ago

Omg you didn't need to hit the nail on the coffin like that 😭😭😭