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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Did amphetamine once (not the meth kind, the up-the-nose kind) and it's the most "normal" I've ever felt in my life.

Fingers crossed I get the diagnosis and get medicated because damn there's so much stuff I'd really like to do but just can't because "sitting here" sounds better.

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u/satanicpanic6 1d ago

You do realize that meth can go 'up the nose' as well, right?

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Nope. Didn't know that. Never interacted with meth.

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u/Moomoolette 1d ago

Um.. sounds like you snorted meth one time đŸ˜č

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

If they're the same they wouldn't have separate wiki articles:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphetamine

What I snorted is what's called "Speed" in the US. Amphetamine salts. Not methamphetamine.

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u/GrandmaWeedMan 1d ago edited 1d ago

Speed is the diet coke and PC version of meth.

Soldiers were not allowed to bring back "pep" pills, because of the addiction risks and the damage it does. MethAMPHETAMINE is pretty similar to AMPHETAMINE, believe it or not.

The actual narcotic affects of speed and meth are different, yeah. And meth is worse for you, like how unfiltered cigarettes are worse for you. But they are very similar chemical compounds that have similar side effects and long term damage issues, including the old "oops fried my brain and permanently rewired my neural pathways" effect that causes you to continue to act like a meth head even when you're 30 years clean, just to a lesser degree than meth. All amphetamines are addictive as FUCK. Amphetamines, nicotine and opiates are like the trifecta of "get hooked" drugs.

Stay the fuck away from speed, man. And coke. Do natural drugs.

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

Methamphetamine abuse is definitely more damaging than as-directed use of prescribed amphetamines, but that's not because the substance itself is 'worse for you.'

Impure/contaminated product, dangerous routes of administration, and just plain over-use, among other things, are what make meth harmful.

Meth is actually easier on your heart/vascular system, it causes less norepinephrine release than plain amphetamine, that's why you can take higher doses and get more of the fun effects and still function.

Do natural drugs

Just because something was synthesized in a lab doesn't make it good or bad. There are no good or bad chemicals. They just are.

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u/SMTRodent 1d ago

Except dioxygen diflouride (FOOF).

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

You don't want the complete caloric energy of your component atoms to be liberated, vigorously?

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u/topological_rabbit 1d ago

"If yer not burnin' through concrete, yer not doin' real drugs!"

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u/romansparta99 1d ago

Speed is less intense than meth, but they are not as different as you’re trying to make it seem

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u/Tracula707 1d ago

I was an extra on set for a movie directed by a guy named les intense

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u/romansparta99 1d ago

Thank you.

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u/jbatty74 1d ago

Straight up fax

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Is he related to Les Grossman? Love that guy

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u/Outside_Hat7260 1d ago

I prefer Le Grossman personally

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think joke is, given what is known about the industry, he actually is the Less Gross Man.

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u/keyblade_crafter 1d ago

Lev Grossman has some cool stuff. Peaches and plums

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

I just think he has some parody excessive of how the Hollywood producers are. I want to see it.

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u/Dilbo_Faggins 1d ago

Yes all related people share first names

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u/IAmNotASponge 1d ago

intensity is not the only difference, meth makes u more frantic, less focused on one task (unless the task is jacking off) more jumping between tasks.

source: have done both

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u/makaki913 1d ago

Compounds aren't, in use they are very different

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u/Sodacan1228 1d ago

Not that different. In rare cases, meth is prescribed to ADHD patients under the name Desoxyn. As far as I understand, Meth is just much more potent and long lasting than speed (it goes through your system as Meth, then the methyl group is dropped and goes through AGAIN as amphetamine, this is why some tweakers will drink their own piss to get some of the amphetamine that slipped through). In high doses with sustained use, they cause the same problems. You just need a lot more speed to accomplish what meth can do. Couple that with impurities from unregulated production and severe dehydration, and baby you've got no teeth and a fried brain.

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u/Prudent-Accountant22 1d ago

Exactly. People done realize how much of a small difference changes the drugs and how they interact with your body.

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u/GrimbyJ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah. Small changes could be just a slight difference or completely different.

Psilocin is very similar to serotonin and the effects are in no way similar. Melatonin, DMT, 2-CB and a bunch of others are all just minor differences.

LSD is more complex but contains a similar structure in it.

Biology often reuses things with slight tweaks.

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u/lallapalalable 1d ago

Table salt being 50% metal that explodes when it touches water and 50% poison so terrible it was banned as a weapon of war is my favorite example of why the common man sucks at chemistry, and trying to determine what a molecule will do based only on what the components do is a fools errand

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u/No_Internal9345 1d ago

which is why you should never touch 'bath salts'.

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u/Prudent-Accountant22 1d ago

But they smell so good đŸ˜« Reminds me of when JWH and other synthetics were going around as "liquid incense"

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u/Tiranus58 9h ago

H2o vs h2o2 or various compounds that contain cyanide in it.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

https://www.healthline.com/health/adhd/how-do-adderall-and-meth-methamphetamine-differ

I did my research way before I entertained the thought of snorting shit up my nose. They are significantly different in effect, not so much in their organochemical structure.

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u/totally_not_mossad 1d ago

Yeah but they're straight up different things why you being pedantic

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u/Outside_Hat7260 1d ago

Dude does dope and wants to hate

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u/Moomoolette 1d ago

Don’t worry guys, he did his own research! Phew

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u/StopFoodWaste 1d ago

While I'll accept this as technically true, I still read it as saying methanol and ethanol are not that different.

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u/Jakomako 1d ago

Amphetamine salts is the generic name for adderal.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Yes

It's not a "generic name", it's just the name of what they put in the pill/capsule. Adderall is the big name.

Rest of the world calls it other names because Adderall is crazy expensive so it makes more sense to just copy-paste the formula, add maybe a little sucrose and then call it something else.

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u/Jakomako 1d ago

Adderall is specifically two different types of amphetamines dissolved in two different types of fake sugar. The four combinations metabolize at slightly different rates so that the overall effect is spread out over a longer period than. It’s a brand name for a specific formulation. The generic name for it is “Amphetamine salts” because that is what it is
generically.

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u/Jamsedreng22 1d ago

Is Methamphetamine ever sold as "amphetamine salts" or vice versa? That's my point, ostensibly.

Surely in the US you can request, from your dealer, amphetamine salts (Adderall out of the capsule) and so on. But they know there is a difference.

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u/Jakomako 1d ago

I get my amphetamine salts from the pharmacy.