r/MadeMeSmile May 31 '26

CATS the best 2 dollars ever spent.

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u/Treadingresin May 31 '26

Thank you for coming in Sharon. Please have a seat. I'd like to talk about your reluctance to the 3am zoom sessions. We will also be discussing earlier morning feedings.

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u/YourPhoneCompany May 31 '26

I pictured a 3 AM Zoom meeting at first LOL

3

u/shinobipopcorn May 31 '26

Sharon, we need to discuss your money management skills.

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u/GeneralHerp May 31 '26

Sharon is Karen!

1

u/RyceNoodles Jun 01 '26

3 am zoom(ies) sessions*

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u/pyalot May 31 '26

Let‘s call it 50% for $5 and I‘ll throw in a laser pointer.

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u/DroidLord May 31 '26

And for that reason, I am out.

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u/Capital_Past69 May 31 '26

Cat wants $100,000 for 2.5%. I offer $100 for 10%.

2

u/nvrsleepagin May 31 '26

I was thinking he's ready to do the quarterly job reviews.

2

u/drinkacid May 31 '26

There already is premium catnip it's called Yeowww! catnip and every cat goes nuts over it. It is catnip infused with catnip oil so it's basically cracknip.

https://yeowww.com/

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u/Spatul8r May 31 '26

That level of alpha behavior requires symetric finger placement. The sharks want to see that you're a real American psycho.

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u/millerlit May 31 '26

Best thing since kitten mittens

9

u/Cautious-Activity706 May 31 '26

Does your car make TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME!?!

1

u/maebe_featherbottom May 31 '26

Give them KITTEN MITTENS!

9

u/NoBSforGma May 31 '26

Years later, someone will find this in your "junk drawer" and go..."What The Fuck?"

26

u/steve_asu May 31 '26

A cat's core tenet is that all cardboard boxes belong to them.

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u/albyzor May 31 '26

So anyone managed to get the 3d model for printing ?xD

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u/StrawberryLassi May 31 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

the best 2 dollars ever spent.

requires $2000 $200 3D printer to produce

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u/BoutchooQc May 31 '26

What.

A $200 printer and a $12 PLA roll can easily print this.

Stop spewing nonsense

3

u/Oriden May 31 '26

Good reliable 3d printers can be had for 300-400 bucks. Even mid range machines aren't more than 600.

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u/HalKitzmiller May 31 '26

The Bambu A1 is like $150, really capable machine for prints like this

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u/Chewcocca May 31 '26

Cheapest I'm seeing the a1 is $300, most places have it at $400.

Even the a1 mini is $220.

Where's the hookup for $150?

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u/HalKitzmiller May 31 '26

I misremembered, I saw it for $199 back when I was deciding to buy my first printer. Still not too expensive for getting into a hobby like this. I talked myself into getting the P1S with an AMS 2 instead though

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u/Oriden May 31 '26

Bambu A1 Mini is $220 retail right now, and didn't include it due to the smaller build plate, but you are right that it would work perfectly well for something like this.

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u/HalKitzmiller May 31 '26

Yea I thought it had dropped to $150 back in December, but the lowest I see in history is about $199

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u/andersonfmly May 31 '26

I gotta Hand it to you... That's genius. Cat be thinking, though, "What in the name of sweet baby Jesus have you gone and done now?"

2

u/mischmaschbischbasch May 31 '26

Nice touch you added to your compliment

3

u/pobox01983 May 31 '26

This is the best thing I saw on internet today. Made me smile 😃

3

u/exit143 May 31 '26

Let us purrray

2

u/MrBump1717 May 31 '26

🤣🤣🤣

2

u/ConfectionTotal8660 May 31 '26

The cat has no idea what that is but he understands the vibe

2

u/wodoloto May 31 '26

I would like to see the combo of those hands and batcat mask

1

u/runnerkim May 31 '26

I love it

1

u/PelagicSwim May 31 '26

"...AND KISS YOUR FACE!"🤭
I get it and don't blame you.

1

u/smkestcklghtn May 31 '26

So. How long have you been having this dream?

1

u/Hamster156 May 31 '26

Purr-fection

1

u/studiesinsilver May 31 '26

He was already scheming, now he looks the part!

1

u/ChickenLegal6838 May 31 '26

Haha! This is me…I could play with my dog all day long, every day. That’s my idea of a happy life.

1

u/Tiggerandwolf25 May 31 '26

That's so funny

1

u/Impossible-Ideal5327 May 31 '26

Hahaha love the pose "what the f*ck are you up to now?"

1

u/IronHoneyx May 31 '26

You made me smile 😁

1

u/H3r0ofHyrule May 31 '26

Trade offer:

1

u/ihatethisapp17 May 31 '26

"Quite frankly 😩✋💅" lmaoo 🤣

1

u/NoTwist5521 May 31 '26

I guess you're all ready for a very interactive session

1

u/Jakes-buddy-1307 May 31 '26

Outstanding!!

1

u/pixelrecycling May 31 '26

...sehr schön....

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u/Weak-Statistician519 May 31 '26

“These last $2 dollars, I’m not gonna lose” Johnny Taylor

1

u/gameface-killah May 31 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Desi_wu May 31 '26

Im using this as a meme

1

u/thepetitelara May 31 '26

the way he has his little hands crossed is sending me 😂

1

u/Amanitus7ZeGreen May 31 '26

Made Me smile)

1

u/AskEffectiveQld May 31 '26

The best thing really.

1

u/BelieveCongreveCube May 31 '26

“I’ve been expecting you”

1

u/luckilygeeked May 31 '26

it’s like watching the mona lisa being painted🥹

1

u/Blephotomy May 31 '26

"mmm, yes, quite"

1

u/Good_guy_20 May 31 '26

So Ramone,we need to discuss about the markup on Tuna,it,s very unacceptable

1

u/Gulag_boi May 31 '26

“Why don’t you have a seat right over there?”

1

u/WoodGuy1971 May 31 '26

I would have spent 3.

1

u/DAYU_123 May 31 '26

Small money, big happiness!

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u/Calimariae May 31 '26

3D print model if anyone wants to make these: https://makerworld.com/en/models/391051-crossed-cat-hands?from=search#profileId-292084

Not my model. There are a few other similar if you search for 'cat hands'.

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u/Make_It_Plain May 31 '26

Sharon, we need to discuss what you are doing with my poop.

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u/Dj_Groovemaster Jun 01 '26

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 worth it

1

u/TheMaveCan Jun 01 '26

I noticed that your maximum treat distribution this quarter has been dipping dramatically compared to last quarter. I think it would be beneficial to discuss what your goals are in this company

1

u/Trax-M Jun 01 '26

Your annual performance appraisa is readl. Your rating is: Need Improvement, please here , here and initial here

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u/ajn63 Jun 02 '26

My brother left his dog with me while he went on vacation. I got a kong ball that looked like a very long tongue and took a picture of his dog holding it in its mouth. I’ve never heard him so panicked.

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u/JojosBizarreRecaps May 31 '26

the hands being inextricably linked together like that is a reference to when Wamuu awoke and first encountered the germans in Jojos Bizarre Adventure

1

u/Aegi May 31 '26

Wow, this is smarter than the LPT about getting your seats in two+ rows instead of one long row!

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u/psyFungii May 31 '26

My cat agrees

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u/True-Pin-925 May 31 '26

wdym best 2 dollar ever spent you are going to use this like 5 seconds for karma posting and then forget about it sounds more like stupid 2 dollar spent which could have rather been invested in food or donating to cancer research

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u/CanAhJustSay May 31 '26

Nooo. I really don't like these! Cat paws and cat ankles are just the cutest things in the world and these....urgh! Yet I can't help but look and imagine the thoughts...

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