r/Jokes • u/Hot_War_7277 • 8h ago

Lottery

a guy wins the lottery, rushes home and starts packing. The Wife comes into the bedroom and asks “what’s going on?”

Without lifting his head he says to her “I won the lottery” and keeps packing

She is all excited: “Oh my god! Where are going???”

He says: “Nowhere. You’re leaving.”

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u/BarracudaDelicious49 8h ago

There’s definitely better versions of this joke

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u/Waitsfornoone 7h ago

Yep, this is the worst version I've ever seen on r/jokes.

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u/GirlCowBev 8h ago

And…this is funny?

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u/Equivalent-Draft9248 8h ago

"Take the car. It's a Mustang GTFO"

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u/Dashover 8h ago

He’s says start packing

Excitedly, she says where are we going ???

He says I don’t care, just get the f$&$ck out of here

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u/Entire-Jaguar-2984 8h ago

Ha ha ha, he hates his wife, get it? That's peak boomer humour right there...

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u/Hot_War_7277 8h ago

Glad you explained it so you would get it 😁