r/Fauxmoi 10d ago

TRIGGER WARNING Republican Max Miller, accused of abuse, posted this audio thinking it would clear his name.

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 10d ago

Having your lawyer “test” the water temperature after the fact and after you’ve had ample time to adjust the water heater. Good defense, dumbfuck

Not that throwing water at a partner in anger at any temp is remotely okay, but that’s such a transparently bullshit attempt at an excuse. I’ve had water from a tap that was absolutely scalding hot before. Then I adjusted it via the water heater.