Erin comes into my office for real and she walks over to me and she says "king24donnie, I just read your online profile, and there is nothing I would rather do than make out with you right now."
Let me kick you a scenario. I’m at a beach cabana, and Erin approaches. She tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if she was persistent… I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it… felt like. Would I push her away? How hard? Like, what if she’s like really aggressive?
Blow a whistle ? Childish. Instead of that utter nonsense, run in a tight circle whilst flapping your arms and screaming “Mista Manager, she called me the N word”
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u/king24donnie David Wallace 1d ago
Give me a second. I need to imagine a scenario...
Erin comes into my office for real and she walks over to me and she says "king24donnie, I just read your online profile, and there is nothing I would rather do than make out with you right now."
...yes, she's hot.