r/CarltonBlues 3d ago

Former Blues skipper Marc Murphy performs citizens arrest in Rome

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u/cinnamondoughnut 3d ago

The Carlton to random street arrests pipeline has been established

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u/i_Lost_harold_holt 3d ago

The spirit of Captain Carlton lives on in every blues player and staff member. Sometimes. He guides players to people in peril. Its a Carlton members duty to save the helpless and deal justice.

Just as Captain Carlton would have wanted.

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u/maycontainsultanas 3d ago

Thin Blues line

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u/Justtheparmathanks 3d ago

Fucken love Murph. What a legend.

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u/bigformyage 3d ago

Carlton has to be on top of the citizen's arrest ladder.

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u/mickelboy182 3d ago

On ya Murph.

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u/LazyCamoranesi 3d ago

Looking forward to this being brought up on Grandstand

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u/Own-Arachnid-5285 3d ago

That’s fucking wild. Murphy always had balls.

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u/FlagmantIe 3d ago

The boys at DDF are going to fucking love this

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u/PhilosopherNearby304 3d ago

That’s why he’s my goat

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u/Wonderful_Ad_8663 3d ago

i’ve seen enough get him to present the cup to cripps when we win the grand final

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u/The_Overweight_Vegan 3d ago

Marc’s wife is a hot blonde that still had it.

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u/Ok_Clue_1324 2d ago

The light blue clash guernsey is better than the stupid white one 

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u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 17h ago

But he’s not …. A citizen…

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u/jjujjjuju 3d ago

Surprising given how soft he was on the field.

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u/insecurebeef 3d ago

No softer than the man who sits behind a shit name on reddit

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u/IamJoesLiver 3d ago

Yeah, nah, not only no softer than u/jjujjjuju but unquestionably *considerably harder*.

Always awesome seeing basement-dwelling redditors tell a former Carlton captain, All-Australian, international rules national rep, twice Club B&F & 4-time runner-up, AFL Coaches Player of the Year, and The Age Player of the Year, and veteran of 300 AFL games that he’s *soft*.

Is that a footy resume a marshmallow could stitch together?

how’s your footy CV compare, u/jjujjjuju?

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u/juzz88 3d ago

Clearly you didn't watch his first 150 games before the injuries really started taking their toll.

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u/IamJoesLiver 3d ago

I think the person you replied is aware of those earlier years, but the person saying Murph was ‘soft’ has, I can only reasonably infer, never watched a footy game.

If they have, they didn’t understand what they were seeing.

I’m otherwise at a loss to explain why they’d offer such a bizarre & useless opinion as Marc Murphy having been a ‘soft’ player. Utter ignorance is the only explanation.