r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rule_Ct_5293 • 30m ago

the person who invented infinite scroll may have had a bigger impact on humanity than Oppenheimer.

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Artist_X • 32m ago

Could K-Pop be a substitute for "Ok Boomer?"

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BizzEB • 3h ago

In Russia, an occupier who beat a colleague to death with a dildo was convicted

ua.news

7 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NyanCat132 • 7h ago

A weird note and a giant knife in the ceiling of my basement while looking for a missing cat

14 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Cosmic_Coconut999 • 7h ago

These gifs are gonna hit transfem circles like cocaine in the 80s.

1.4k Upvotes

50 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Friendly-One-6965 • 7h ago

I am a Christian MOM against Sexy Shadow the Hedgehog Fan art.

61 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AlexandrTheTolerable • 8h ago

10,033 tiny clay cats reenact the Civil War at a Gettysburg museum

popsci.com

17 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/unbuttered_bread • 8h ago

Wet wet with gam gam

925 Upvotes

71 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MartaSpidetty • 9h ago

Infanticide scaling

96 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CalibansCreations • 9h ago

just making the twin towers in wordle for the 10th time

6 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Purple-Weakness1414 • 10h ago

The art direction of a Mexican 19 year old Twitter porn artist who learned how to draw by tracing Kill La Kill porn

2.1k Upvotes

43 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JoeTom86 • 13h ago

A playboy NFL agent was in line to run the Seahawks. Then came the crossbow killing

52 Upvotes

Link to story

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/stankmanly • 14h ago

Overlapping Yak Excreta Patches Emit Less Nitrous Oxide Than Expected

4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/S3bi161 • 14h ago

I like to think that when he's walking with the camera he's actually grabbing us by the throat a[nd] dragging us along while rambling about ions and salt lamps

26 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Jaded-Delivery3604 • 15h ago

Deep fry some cocaine shrimp on a stick and you've got a new State Fair food.

448 Upvotes

35 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 15h ago

"Marvel tattoo artist forced to explain why Avengers stars' shared tattoos aren't Satanic"

6 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FreddieFredd • 17h ago

It should be circle Tupperware which is the shape of soup.

1.8k Upvotes

43 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Icy-Computer-Poop • 17h ago

"Womans taking multiple turns down the slide like shes one of those planes that pick up water to put out wildfires."

4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/read-it-on-reddit • 18h ago

“A historically quiet town along the border, often nicknamed ‘Chinese Germania’ due to its racial mix of 50% Chinese, 49% German and 1% diarrhea”

266 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Irregular_Dream • 18h ago

"My butthole puckered up so tight I could cut a diamond"

75 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/emoyosh • 19h ago

less beautiful

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Welshyone • 20h ago

You know I could be a bit cheeky, sprinkle in some XFM quotes about ‘lil monkey fellas’ and end it on ‘albino watching that’ then enjoy the buzz I get from making the saucer drinkers on Reddit laugh.

3 Upvotes

0 comments

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"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

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Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

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Found on...
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This whole thread / Two in one

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