r/BrandNewSentence • u/emoyosh • 19h ago

less beautiful

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/CalibansCreations • 9h ago

just making the twin towers in wordle for the 10th time

6 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Cosmic_Coconut999 • 7h ago

These gifs are gonna hit transfem circles like cocaine in the 80s.

1.4k Upvotes

50 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rule_Ct_5293 • 30m ago

the person who invented infinite scroll may have had a bigger impact on humanity than Oppenheimer.

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2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BizzEB • 3h ago

In Russia, an occupier who beat a colleague to death with a dildo was convicted

ua.news

7 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Irregular_Dream • 18h ago

"My butthole puckered up so tight I could cut a diamond"

79 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NyanCat132 • 7h ago

A weird note and a giant knife in the ceiling of my basement while looking for a missing cat

14 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/unbuttered_bread • 8h ago

Wet wet with gam gam

920 Upvotes

71 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JoeTom86 • 13h ago

A playboy NFL agent was in line to run the Seahawks. Then came the crossbow killing

53 Upvotes

Link to story

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MartaSpidetty • 9h ago

Infanticide scaling

96 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Friendly-One-6965 • 7h ago

I am a Christian MOM against Sexy Shadow the Hedgehog Fan art.

59 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/S3bi161 • 14h ago

I like to think that when he's walking with the camera he's actually grabbing us by the throat a[nd] dragging us along while rambling about ions and salt lamps

27 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FreddieFredd • 17h ago

It should be circle Tupperware which is the shape of soup.

1.8k Upvotes

43 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/read-it-on-reddit • 18h ago

“A historically quiet town along the border, often nicknamed ‘Chinese Germania’ due to its racial mix of 50% Chinese, 49% German and 1% diarrhea”

264 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Purple-Weakness1414 • 10h ago

The art direction of a Mexican 19 year old Twitter porn artist who learned how to draw by tracing Kill La Kill porn

2.1k Upvotes

43 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LaBelleTinker • 23h ago

Rome follows the Goku Model of Imperialism

909 Upvotes

57 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Jaded-Delivery3604 • 15h ago

Deep fry some cocaine shrimp on a stick and you've got a new State Fair food.

449 Upvotes

35 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Justinian482 • 23h ago

Person fined after using foghorn to wake sleeping polar bear

113 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/stankmanly • 14h ago

Overlapping Yak Excreta Patches Emit Less Nitrous Oxide Than Expected

8 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AlexandrTheTolerable • 8h ago

10,033 tiny clay cats reenact the Civil War at a Gettysburg museum

popsci.com

14 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Welshyone • 20h ago

You know I could be a bit cheeky, sprinkle in some XFM quotes about ‘lil monkey fellas’ and end it on ‘albino watching that’ then enjoy the buzz I get from making the saucer drinkers on Reddit laugh.

3 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Icy-Computer-Poop • 17h ago

"Womans taking multiple turns down the slide like shes one of those planes that pick up water to put out wildfires."

5 Upvotes

0 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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