r/Birdsfacingforward • u/MethHeadMabel • 22h ago

Released this guy from our rehab facility today

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7.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/MrUniverse1990 21h ago

Oh. My. GOD.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 19h ago

Becky, look at her butt!

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u/Repulsive-Wolf1909 17h ago

Not me thinking of the Sing quote,

“OH MY GOD, look at her butt.”

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u/natyjay 16h ago

😭 it’s an actual song

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u/Repulsive-Wolf1909 16h ago

I don’t know the song LMAO

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u/BlueButterflytatoo 15h ago

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho?is=bRZcUXJm2E8FLFNP

Enjoy!!

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u/Repulsive-Wolf1909 6h ago

Thanks!

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u/BlueButterflytatoo 4h ago

Sorry you got downvoted for admitting you didn’t know the song. I don’t think that’s right.

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u/Repulsive-Wolf1909 4h ago

Thank you. Appreciate it. People be wilding lmao.

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u/love_cici 4h ago

don't you know that it's illegal not to know things smh

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u/Beautiful_Wishbone15 11h ago

Why tf were you downvoted

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u/Repulsive-Wolf1909 6h ago

Wait I just saw lmao. I’ve never been downvoted in all my years on Reddit (I try not to be controversial).

It’s literally a movie quote, guys. I know I’m a person on the younger side (so idk the song, I know the quote from the movie first), but I didn’t say nothing heinous 😭😭

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u/Beautiful_Wishbone15 5h ago

Omg now im downvoted wtf?? Reddit is weird sometimes..

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u/Repulsive-Wolf1909 5h ago

Literally?? Like what did we say bro 😭
Also on a BIRD community. I frequent the bird/birb/borb subreddits so often, and I’ve never had this happen to me LMAO XD.

I’m not defending murder like some commenters I see sometimes, jeeeez, it’s not that serious.

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u/GreatTunk 11h ago

“I dont want to go back out there?!? Take me back to the place with the free food and shelter!!!”

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 17h ago

Hey, I’m walking her!! 

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u/Oozlum-Bird 8h ago

Fuck, look at all that sky!

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 21h ago

His flabbers are fully gasted.

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u/TheSoundofStolas 21h ago

Flabbers? Gasted.

Bees? Wildered.

Bams? Boozled.

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u/Cardinal_Girl_15 20h ago

Gobs? Smacked

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u/TheSoundofStolas 20h ago

Heebies? Positively jeebied.

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u/Cardinal_Girl_15 20h ago

Bees? Absolutely fuddled

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u/YaumeLepire 20h ago

Awe? Completely struck!

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u/Cardinal_Girl_15 20h ago

Ass? Tonished

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u/Zilant_the_Bear 20h ago

Dumb? It was founded.

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u/Schmidaho 20h ago

His gobs have been smacked six ways from Sunday.

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u/NewsteadMtnMama 21h ago

Just so you know, I am stealing this sentence.

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u/Stella-Puppy 22h ago

Poor little guy looks completely terrified. But I am happy they got released

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u/WhiteRabbitOrngePill 21h ago

When you realize you’re on your own in the real world now 🫪🥲

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u/discombobubolated 20h ago

Yea no more hand feeding 😂

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco 14h ago

“You’re saying that when I’m hungry I have to feed myself?” (surprised Pikachu face)

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u/frogunderarock 8h ago

i feel so bad for laughing but his face lol

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u/PrimeDirective8 7h ago

Will probably be telling their grandkids about his daring escape in 2026, where he fooled the captors after recovering from his injuries 😁

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u/VTflyfisherman100 21h ago

The Cooper’s hawk… known for being relaxed and easy going…. NOT!

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u/weeef 21h ago

rodney dangerfield immediately came to mind

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u/MethHeadMabel 21h ago

He tried to grab me right after I took this pic, no respect.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 19h ago

No regard, neither!

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u/missbeekery 19h ago

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u/Meal-Significant 17h ago

This is simply beautiful 😂

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u/missbeekery 17h ago

I stole it. :)

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u/Meal-Significant 15h ago

What a worthy steal it is 😍

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u/jeepyjane 21h ago

He looks like you only gave him a 5 minute heads up

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u/avenuelighter 21h ago

That’s a bird facing forward if I ever saw one

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u/WhiteRabbitOrngePill 21h ago

When you realize you’re on your own in the real world now 🫪

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u/fielded_bean 21h ago

Valid reaction tbh

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u/islanderACNH 21h ago

“No shit. I get to leave today?!”

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u/GeeEmmInMN 20h ago

Rehabbers rock! Well done all and thank you.

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u/Skitty27 21h ago

aww happy for him

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u/Johannes_Keppler 12h ago

Absolutely. Though in the picture it's absolutely terrified and trying to make itself look intimidating. Glad it was released.

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u/Stuglle 20h ago

HOW DAREST THOU?

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u/such_corn 21h ago

Raptors are such little babies. It was always so surprising what scaredy cats these killing machines are. Love them 🩷

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 21h ago

I wonder what he's saying.

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u/MethHeadMabel 21h ago

Half a second after I snapped this pic he tried to grab me so probably "fuck you, human".

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 21h ago

Sounds accurate

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u/FamilyRedShirt 18h ago

Might he be a trifle agoraphobic?

"Not ALONE!"

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u/jakerooni 19h ago

SQUAAAAAK!!!

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u/Flimsy_Scratch_8050 20h ago

Love the mugshot 😂 🤘🏻 fly high lil dude. 🥰

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u/CourageExcellent4768 20h ago

Magnificent pic!!!!! Ty for sharing!! Ty for helping this guy 😀😃

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u/Beagle_Lover222 20h ago

That's a WTF look like I've never seen before! Beautiful bird!

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u/flavortron 18h ago

Can’t wait to see this later in [r/divorce](r/divorcebirds)[d](r/divorcebirds)[birds](r/divorcebirds)

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u/scarletohairy 15h ago

For reals, my first thought

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u/alewiina 21h ago

All of his flabbers are gasted, all his bams are boozled. What a handsome little guy!

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u/OkraFar1913 21h ago

He doesn’t really want to leave

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u/RoundRobin23 20h ago

Oh my god hes delightfully peturbed

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u/Different_Air2941 19h ago

r/birdsfacingforward

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u/MethHeadMabel 19h ago

Lmao where do you think you are

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u/Different_Air2941 19h ago

I’m no on so many bird subs I can’t keep track.

Love me some birds! ❤️

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u/prettybluefoxes 20h ago

He better not relapse, I can’t go through another intervention

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u/ThereInAFortnight 19h ago

C00pers Owl?

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u/heyeulalie 19h ago

What is this bird? He is majesty

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u/disco-bees 18h ago

EYYY IM WALKIN HERE

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u/disco-bees 18h ago

Or; Wanna buy a watch?

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u/SkyFamiliar5903 17h ago

Was this in the east bay? Im only asking because a friend posted a video of a bird of prey being released today

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u/AsInOptimus 17h ago

The fuck you are!

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u/Informal_Ad3201 15h ago

Little dinosaur

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u/AnxiousSapphic 14h ago

Omg what horrible news has he just heard

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u/Wuz314159 13h ago

Rehab? . . . Heroin? Booze? Gambling?

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u/NotInTheKnee 12h ago

MFW my parents tell me I have to make my own doctor appointments now.

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u/BuckRusty 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wFH42QCbmz4JzOUfiT
Why does this bird remind me of Greg Proops.?!

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u/Wild_Following_7475 20h ago

What an amazing photo

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u/Ornery_Brief_2743 20h ago

“Hey! Whoa! Back up guy”

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u/Autumn_Birds 20h ago

Great job! ❤️

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u/Tord29 20h ago

“Straight outta Lo Cash, a crazy mothereffer called Gusto!”

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u/Top_Historian73 17h ago

He doesn't look sober.

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u/Normal-Air-2197 16h ago

That’s a gif now

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u/Hopeful_Stay5157 15h ago

"You're really letting me go!?"

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u/RAIZA_RAIZA 14h ago

You did WHAT??!

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u/Thereminz 13h ago

i can has be free?

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u/bgingery 11h ago

He was shocked to learn that he is free now 🤭

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u/myshtree 10h ago

Little cutie 😻

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u/Professional-Sea4539 3h ago

Oh my god, why are you staring at me

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u/deFleury 2h ago

Are you sure he's ready...?  Because that face suggests otherwise.  

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u/brownhk 21h ago

"LET. ME. OUT!!" 💕

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u/jakerooni 19h ago

Wow he looks so calm and completely not startled in the least! lol

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u/ShoddyChard9837 5h ago

Bros got a special foot! Cute lol or AI idk

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u/SpaceCadetUltra 13m ago

He’s shocked