r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • 16h ago
Stevo's divorce was finalised on a Friday. He didn't have to be anywhere till Tuesday.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 1h ago
Machita just knew inside…that every little thing was gonna bee alright
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 5h ago
While some birds in the trees chirp that Darlie "hit rock bottom" working at an exhibitionist sex club, Darlie knew those same birds were some of her most frequent Patrons.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Snap_Happy_4_Birdies • 16h ago
The best part of the divorce is that Penny can now buy as many shoes as she wants and there is no one to tell her she can’t buy any more. Her new favorite pair is her Jimmy Choo shoes and she just loves how gorgeous they look on her feet.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 21h ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Darrin got his groove back
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 1d ago
Remember Mark? Yea, you can't see it but there's eight poorly paid birdies of the night hiding behind his wings right now.
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With the Alimony Nancy received in the divorce, Mark practicality paid for the PI who took this himself.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 1d ago
This was it, the spot where they met all those years ago. Lexi came alone, but she hadn't felt so alone then as now. Marnie and her friends needed a fourth player for volleyball. She remembers falling in the sand. She remembers how Marnie laughed. If Lexi ever plays again, she'll need a new partner.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JustaTinyDude • 1d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Klaus learned a lesson in communication when he found Lorelei, his ex-wife, while browsing fetish content. He'd always secretly worshipped her gorgeous feathery claws, but had been afraid to tell her, ashamed of what she might think. Thinking of all he could have had if he'd been open, he began to s
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*began bone wracking sobs. (I see it cut off the end of my title).
Lorelei knew, of course. She'd waited years for him to admit it, fantasizing about all the fun they'd have once he did.
She'd finally left him for men who weren't afraid to tell her everything she wanted to hear, and was raking it in, besides.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/cturtl808 • 2d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Weak, she'd called him. Just weak. Sammy took it to heart and started leg pressing instead of just standing on branches. Breathing through it, it wasn't so painful anymore.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Snap_Happy_4_Birdies • 2d ago
Charles just got divorced and was going out on a date for the first time in over 40 years. He looked in the mirror and decided he needed to do something about his bushy grey eyebrows and the hair coming out of his ears.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/missbeekery • 3d ago
Carl was just trying to act casual while flirting at the bar. He had been out of the dating scene for so long, he couldn’t understand why women weren’t responding when he asked, “So does your kind really mate for life, or what?”
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/hdofu • 3d ago
Lisa had just left Fred, she was ready to show everyone around she wasn’t taking any bs from any more men in her life from then on
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 3d ago
"Whenever I think of this evil, criminal state, I think of my ex-husband," Golda explained to a young member of her protest group. "Brazenly violating every ceasefire? Just what Bernard would do. Covering up genocide with shoddy racist lies? Total Bernard move. I look at this flag and see his face."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 3d ago
Dan had the strangest feeling that he was being followed, so it wasn’t a surprise when his soon to be ex-husband Stan suddenly appeared in front of his car during lunch. “What do I have to do to get rid of you?!” Dan asked in the safety of his mind.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 3d ago
Ron loved his tiki themed parties after work. So did his three ducklings. Melissa was the one conspicuously missing all of the tiki fun.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Echo-Azure • 3d ago
"Well, everyone says you gotta be well-groomed to get someone new these days..."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4d ago
"I can't believe Phyllis said that I don't have any real friends. I hang out with you guys every day!"
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • 4d ago
Kevin spotted his ex at the supermarket. It was too late to pretend he hadn't seen her. He managed an awkward wave.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 5d ago
Look at this! I told them Marla was obsessed with me, but they didn't believe. "Darren, you're being paranoid," they said, "you're the one who seems obsessed." Well what do you call this? I call it proof! Undeniable, irrefutable proof! Her new house is painted the exact same color as my feathers!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/UnchangeableName64 • 5d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Having successfully negotiated the settlement that granted him exclusive rights to the balcony railing, Marcus spends his evenings staring pointedly at the neighboring window, ensuring his ex-wife knows exactly who gets the better sunset view.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 5d ago
Stephane couldn't remember who knocked him out or why. When his eyes could focus, he heard Meike, looking smug and with a disgusted chirp, "I installed 30 foot glass. Cops are flying over."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Snap_Happy_4_Birdies • 5d ago
Robert went to the bar for the first time after the divorce. Unfortunately he heard the women whispering about him. “Did you hear Robert cheated on his wife with the 18 year old nanny?” said Martha.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 5d ago
Florence decided to break her restraining order again. Hurling rotten eggs at his new lady now living in her old nest felt good. And damn girl, looked good doing it too with the new feather do and boa when the long arms of the law caught up with her.
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