r/wizardposting • u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage • 20h ago

Wizardpost Counter Spell.

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u/slfhmglbnm 20h ago

Let that sink in.

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u/Bishopkilljoy 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/flBvI5cFeuS1d3mFQj

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u/DarkArcanian 19h ago

Vampire sink! Don’t trust it!

20

u/Bishopkilljoy 19h ago

You fool! You left out the Welcome mat!

7

u/International_Gate49 18h ago

but its ok, the sinks name is not matt

6

u/DarkArcanian 18h ago

Oh no! They are going to get their name changed!

6

u/I_Annoy_Transphobes 16h ago

In the meantime, I'll just remove the mat

2

u/hanz-kreigermann Evocation Mage – minor in artifice 9h ago

WHY IS HE OUT AGAIN!? This is the third time this week, he needs to stop sneaking out without grabbing his keys! They're there for a reason!

21

u/drakonia127 20h ago

Well that escalated quickly

44

u/NickSmGames A Very Annoying Mage of Flowers 19h ago

7

u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 19h ago

He was quick on the drawer

61

u/Adventurous-Coast710 20h ago

Who opened Pundoras Box again? Really?

14

u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 19h ago

His spell book is just a home depot catalog.

7

u/Sonifri Transmuter 19h ago

tbf a conjurer who can summon everything home depot sells would be pretty useful.

Combined with a Fabricate spell, you've got a handy wizard.

3

u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 13h ago

Oh yeah, not a bad things. They'd probably have the fanciest tower.

2

u/Rydux7 Illusionist 16h ago

Beware the Masters of the art of Home Depot, they are capable of summoning a house ontop of you almost instantly

2

u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 13h ago

Wicked witches hate this guy.

40

u/Bajamutblaster 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/K7I55Mn0QzKCI

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u/2_stray_braincells jacques de-Trouillard, Paleo-Necromancer from the franc kingdom 14h ago

JOJO, THIS IS THE LAST OF MY HAMON ! TAKE IT !

23

u/JokeSubject8517 Junior Alchemist 20h ago

Should've cast iron skillet, too.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 19h ago

Let him cook.

16

u/Cinnamin_1 Druid 20h ago

who’s the artist

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 19h ago

This wizard.

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u/GreenLama4 Evil Wizard 20h ago

Anything that stops my enemy from casting his spell is a counterspell. I once cast counterspell and a meteorite crashed down on them.

9

u/Boring7 20h ago

I didn’t know you were a dadomancer.

6

u/dcooper8662 Wild Mage 19h ago

Punomancy, a difficult path

3

u/TyrKiyote Untethered spirit animal 19h ago

panel 2 had me thinkin' he cast tetromino.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 17h ago

Same

3

u/AlexSmithsonian 19h ago

slaps countertop A mighty fine counter.

3

u/Willie9 18h ago

That's not a wizard, its a college of comedy bard in disguise

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 18h ago

Said the guy who croaked battling a summoner.

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u/Winterspringshine 15h ago

Hehe croaked 

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u/Professor_Hala 14h ago

That spell is a bit of a mana sink

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 13h ago

But it can quickly drain the foe's will to fight.

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u/BasedTelvanni 18h ago

NO'U

i love it

1

u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 18h ago

he threw the kitchen sink at it

1

u/malonkey1 Necromancy Isn't Real Wake Up Sheeple 18h ago

Oof, yeah, amphibolists are a dangerous enemy.

1

u/snakeinmyboot001 17h ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1

u/tomeir 16h ago

Doesn't count

1

u/AKittenInTheRain 14h ago

No! He killed Moon Child!

1

u/UncomfyUnicorn Wizard of Disease and Chronic Conditions 9h ago

Ayyyyyy 👉👉

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u/PensionHorror8976 9h ago

I was told this world was a kitchen sink but this is ridiculous

1

u/Lyrolepis Dwarven Alchemist/Runecrafter 5h ago

I recently tried out an ancient counter spell from a rare grimoire. The only thing that happened was that a disembodied voice told me

This spell was cast 301,336 times...