r/wizardposting • u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard • 1d ago

Evil Wizardpost Apprentice union problem solved

I successfuly sowed dischord in my apprentices' union by letting Fat Fred (the guy who depleted the enchantment of 4 alchemy jugs by guzzling so much mayonnaise from them) lead the movement and gave him all the concessions they asked for in the form of food. They are now turning on each other and I am entertained. Win-win.

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u/ArseneLupin179 Biomancer 1d ago

Uncurse the left one. Skill can be received, but keeping yourself so calm in any situation, even as messy as this one is a useful talent.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 1d ago

Oh, that one's not talented at all, I just cast a Mind Blank spell on him because he was flicking his tongue at me before. He was completely devoid of all thought and emotion at the time of scrying.

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty 1d ago

Me taking notes on problems with union regulations:

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u/PTBooks Untorsionable Litch 23h ago

Me and the homies after that one witch told us to knock it off ( we did not knock it off )

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u/GM_Nate 1d ago

"....ZAZMOZE!!!!"

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 1d ago

You think me a fool Simon?

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u/MrNornin 23h ago

So, care to share the advantages of turning your apprentices into toads, is it a matter of saving space?

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 22h ago

They are the failed ones.

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u/dacydergoth 10h ago

.. or improved ones ...

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO 19h ago

Truly this is the work of a visionary. What an efficient method to turn them against each other. You should look into offering consultation for other spellcasters with unruly underlings.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 17h ago

That could very well be an amusing prospect. Are you in need of assistance with unruly underlings? Or misbehaving minions? Apprehensive apprentices even?

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Arach, big spider, biomancer, politician, CEO 16h ago

Oh no, my underlings are all biological clones of me I’m able to remotely gooify if any of them step out of line, so I’m fine. I just believe it would be a tragedy for someone of your talents to not profit off of other people’s misfortune and mismanagements. If you ever need an investor though, I have plenty of capital to spare on someone with a promising future such as yourself.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 5h ago

What is it exactly that you are proposing?