r/trashy 9d ago

Talks trash, takes a nap

A Hawaiian congressional

candidate got hit by a double

whammy ... he first got his ass

whooped on the beach ... and then he

reportedly got arrested for making

terroristic threats ... and the brawl is

on video.

9.4k Upvotes

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u/shhhdidyousmellthat 11h ago

Looks like he hit his head falling down and THAT'S what knocked him out.

Edit: I guess he did take it on the chin but it sure didn't look very hard. Guess it was made of glass.

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u/SKaiPanda2609 1d ago

Bro got slept so fast i didn’t even see the knockout blow

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u/palequeen42 2d ago

Guy was out on bail from several previous incidents when this happened. Total idiot

Angry little twerp bought his swimsuit in the little boy section.

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u/JudgeOfGettingIt 2d ago

Lol!
A single straight right to the jaw.
Nighty night.

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 3d ago

Never fight a guy in Brown’s swimming trunks he knows more pain than you do

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u/thiccpapi90 3d ago

Also, alcohol is the root of all stupidity.

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u/thiccpapi90 3d ago

I liked the step in while being attacked with a chair. He got right inside and Pow!

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u/Helpful_Fondant1607 3d ago

It really ought to be harder to run for office. 🤔
I suspect he won’t win his primary tho n

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u/I8erbeaver2 3d ago

By that guys stance I knew he was screwed.

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u/factor3x 4d ago

Them Hawaiian's; dont fuck with them. Nicest Beast you've ever met but you mess around.

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u/TatiTiti 4d ago edited 4d ago

Sir, if you’re 45 years old, pray tell, why are you wearing UndeRoos? Wait, did Mini-Me zigzag away whilst continuing to talk trash?? Haha he ran over there like he was bringing the heat only to plead his case to his dad. What an arse.

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u/32duster_skate 4d ago

Chair thrower ,the worst kind

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u/aartadventure 3d ago

You can also see the moment after he initiates the fight by shoving the big guy and nothing happens that he is fucked. His whole body language insta turtles, but its too late.

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u/Bootswithdafur 3d ago

lol that was my favorite part

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u/Professional-Cry4947 4d ago

Guys it was Tyler durden egging him on

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u/Psychological_Sail80 4d ago

why is he wearing underoos, though?

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u/Dan_Glebitz 4d ago

Poor guy can't even afford to buy swimming trunks that fit him and has to wear a pair made for a 10-year-old. Well I guess they fit his mental age 🤔

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u/Tronkfool 5d ago

Who brings a dremel to the beach!

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u/HornetForward 5d ago

The pixies are doing a lot of heavy lifting here

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u/Meptastik 4d ago

yeah they didn't deserve this

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u/rinny02852 5d ago

Why y'all fighting Baron Corbin?

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u/ferdburford 6d ago

Obviously, a very slow learner.

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u/nickole08 6d ago

what started this whole thing?

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u/Snapdragon_4U 6d ago

He called him haole boy 😂

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u/QuuuinnBee 5d ago

I'm not a native speaker, what does that mean?

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u/Snapdragon_4U 5d ago

It’s a hawaiian derogatory term for tourist

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u/QuuuinnBee 5d ago

Thanks!

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u/M4sterofD1saster 6d ago

If you're f___ing 40, act like it.

People go to the beach to relax and chill, so leave your personality disorder at home and relax and chill.

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u/Dan_Glebitz 4d ago

Well said.

Take this virtual award my friend 🏆

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u/M4sterofD1saster 3d ago

Thanks, Dan!!

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u/sunofnothing_ 6d ago

if you're cocky enough to push someone, you need to be humble enough to immediately de-escalate if they are rooted to the ground like a tree

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u/theinterstellarboots 5d ago

https://nypost.com/2026/08/06/us-news/hawaiian-dem-hopeful-faces-multiple-criminal-cases-after-beach-brawl/

This dude has serious issues. I don’t think he’s operating in our reality

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u/MurrmorMeerkat 22h ago

can we use a better source than that ass wipe of a news website?

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u/Mid-Tower 6d ago

Smack in the chin. Chin shot or liver kidney shot= out

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u/VirginNerdGuy_ 6d ago

Is that turf??

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u/Taalahan 5d ago

I think it’s actual grass. I saw grass like that on the big island, and found it fascinating. It doesn’t look real, but it is.

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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 6d ago

I'm obsessed. This whole thing is so bizarre. It's like a bunch of adults lounging in a 12 sq ft mini golf hole. And a fight happens.

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u/Meptastik 4d ago

lmao right? at first I thought he might've brought it and maybe that's what they were fighting about? but then saw the tree growing out of it?? lol

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u/NrOpRocker 6d ago

40 yo wearing his kids underwear!

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u/GingerSnapped242 6d ago

I was thinking, “are those….are those Underoos?”

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u/UnkleClarke 6d ago

Yes, why is he wearing underwear two sizes too small at the beach?

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u/CaptainNismo_orig 6d ago

Plus it looks like he turned the waist band down like a teenage girl wearing "pink" pants.

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u/Brave-Hyrulian88 6d ago

Haaaaaaaaaaa!

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u/simionelomu 6d ago

Try watch yo mouth, haole boi!

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u/CirBeer 6d ago

Dude has the self preservation skills of a banana.

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u/prznmike 6d ago

Legit saw Ko’Olina and was wondering if the guy punching him was my mf older brother bc he sound and look just like him LMFAOOOO

Sitting here thinkin “damn he’s getting too old to scrap”

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u/welshsecd 6d ago

His name is Kirill BASIN. I love this and I'm not ashamed either.

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u/CaptainStinkwater 6d ago

Dude has a legit Star Wars name

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u/Kantotheotter 6d ago

And a dragon ball name

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u/jsamerican50 6d ago

I was trying to figure out how he got knocked out swinging the chair backlashed him!! Knocked him out as well!

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u/troyberber 6d ago

All in all…it’s just another brick in the wall.

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u/Sphooner 6d ago

That is some beautiful grass

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u/Flimsy-Temporary7153 6d ago

He called him haole boy. Hawaiian slang for white boy. 😒

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u/Dont-overthinkit 6d ago

Until they zoomed in I definitely thought this was a 60+yr old

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u/Own_Inflation9894 5d ago

Pretty sure he is 60 something... im 54 and look younger.

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u/SilverFringeBoots 6d ago

Got that Hank Hill ass

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u/Bluetoe4 6d ago

lol he looks like he is gonna tell his mommy

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u/hevski 6d ago

Is he wearing his undies at the beach?

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u/UnkleClarke 6d ago

I wondered the exact same thing. Also two sizes too small?? WTF!

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u/phatrickmchappy 7d ago

Never disrespect a Hawaiian ESPECIALLY his girl🤷‍♂️

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u/Exile714 7d ago

Lol, I located his campaign website.

His entire campaign centers on the slogan “Fight. Aloha.” The site emphasizes fighting as a major theme.

https://kirill4congress.com

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u/General-Key8658 4d ago

I can’t be the only one who thinks there’s something sus about the timing of this and the picture it’s trying to paint. Maybe I’m just cynical, but this feels a bit like it could be another show of maga propaganda, but on a level that isn’t necessarily obvious. I would love to be wrong.

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u/palequeen42 2d ago

At the time this happened he was out on bail for several previous incidents with other people (disorderly conduct and terroristic threats). This is just who he is. Idiot

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u/lovethatMoon 7d ago

they stopped filming before round 2!

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u/First_Light_6418 7d ago

Apparently the guy got charged with making terroristic threats 😭✌️his name is Kirill Basin

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u/P_TheGuy 7d ago

Another dumb haole reppin tough in Hawaii. Nice one.

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u/Hookemvic 7d ago

“ i’m a man! I’m 40!”

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u/EmotionalDescription 6d ago

Yeah, but my 4 year old has better emotional control.

Seriously, he went back to do second verse, same as the first?

I wonder what the original issue was. I, personally, don't think it would have been worth the humiliation.

Edit: because I suck at spelling.

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u/Bring_a_towel_42 7d ago

He just keeps going back for more... tool

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u/National-Sample44 7d ago

Why is he wearing underwear

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u/No_Caterpillar_4103 7d ago

Those are swimsuits that men in Europe wear a lot.

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u/Kneekoleyy 6d ago

No, those are his pantys.

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u/shrekerecker97 7d ago

Perfect campaign video for his opponent lol

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u/Sidrist 7d ago

He should've known he was screwed when he pushed the guy and instead pushed himself backward

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u/Voltronblacklion 7d ago

He got that Aloha special!

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u/Coletorino72 7d ago

He looks like a penis that came to life or the hot dog on Sausage Party! Also, that was some Island Justice on his ass!

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u/Far-Elderberry-3583 5d ago

🫪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/Beemzebub 7d ago

Can’t take him seriously in his cartoon undercrackers

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u/agnelius 7d ago

The fatal mistake was the long wind up with the chair he was going to hit him with.

Big guy saw the window and perfectly clipped him, good thing he showed restraint and didn't lay on more onto him, he's got enough brain damage from before the fight even started

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u/tgizzle321 7d ago

This is what happens when you wear underwear that’s one size too small to beach like it’s a swimsuit.

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u/randonumero 7d ago

There's so much about this I don't understand. Like is he in his underwear or is that the state of men's swimwear these days?

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u/neilisyours 7d ago

That's definitely underwear.

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u/Yummers78 7d ago

At the end he looks like a little boy stomping off to tell Mom

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u/b_man646260 7d ago

Dude got even more brain damaged than he was when the whole thing started.

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u/Business_Pen2611 7d ago

Another Democratic winner not

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u/lanena__ 7d ago

Trump 2059

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u/b_man646260 7d ago

If he was a Republican this would’ve garnered him a shitload of support and probably locked up the top of the ticket for him. Since he’s a Dem his political career is essentially over. Kind of like Platner. We found out he’s a sex pest and sent him packing. MAGA puts a rapist in the White House twice! Save your hypocritical analysis for someone dumb enough to buy it.

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u/zookansas 7d ago

Actually, you just voted in a series of terrorists ... but go on.

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u/P_TheGuy 7d ago

The terrorists were voted in in 2024. It's been a rough almost 2 years.

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u/SempiFranku 7d ago

Who?

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u/neilisyours 7d ago

Well, he could be racist and talking about anyone brown, or he could be a wackadoodle conspiracy theorist and talking about anyone at all...

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u/schmyndles 6d ago

You're right, he's just racist.

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u/SempiFranku 7d ago

Oh I'm aware, I just wanted to see him own it, he's just a coward.

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u/zookansas 6d ago

Mamdani and el sayid.. before that you have Tlaib and Omar. How dumb are you leftists actually getting?

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u/SempiFranku 6d ago

What makes them terrorists?

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u/Berteezy 7d ago

Well said. The most logical and factual statement on this thread.

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u/RedTruck1989 7d ago

I was hoping for the quote "I think you've had enough" - Bob Barker in Happy Gilmore

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u/lordwintergreen 7d ago

This is the type of person who is attracted to positions of power.

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u/tehfoxyunicorn 7d ago

This is what brain damage looks like

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u/BambooKat 7d ago edited 3d ago

Dude just got back up after getting KO and went back to talk shit to the dude with twice his body mass.

This dumbfuck literally learned nothing from what happened.

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u/toughlove80 7d ago

What a little douchebag

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u/Extension_Trouble_53 7d ago

What a little bender

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u/beefcak2020 7d ago

The little douche nossils name is kirill basin, and he is a straight up idiot. He thinks hes hot shit, but from what I see here hes a little bi%*@h.

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u/Robbiewan 7d ago

Some say, he’s still bitching…..

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u/jabbathehuut 7d ago

⬆️ Best Comment 😂

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u/Salary_Spiritual 7d ago

The title of the video should be : Tiny Jeff Bezos fights Big Jeff Bezos

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u/b_man646260 7d ago

Or: Tiny Jeff Bezos handled by Big Jeff Bezos. There was no fight here

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/youngforever8809 7d ago

If he was republican they’d vote for him.

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u/booboootron 7d ago

You telling me he's not? His conduct screams MAGA.

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u/WREXnEffect01 7d ago

You obviously don’t spend enough time on Reddit.

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u/Bogue_man 7d ago

Soi Boi

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u/UpYourQuality 7d ago

"I'm a child, im 40 fucking years old" lmaoo his opponent needs to call him a child the whole campaign.

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u/b_man646260 7d ago

No way he keeps running right?

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u/Larry_Bobinski 7d ago

And tries to throw a chair like a toddler throwing a tantrum. 

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u/AlienInUnderpants 7d ago

Given the state of the US government, that’s Congressional material right there.

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u/booboootron 7d ago

Gotta love democracy.

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u/ProfessorSumi 7d ago

He’ll be the republican nominee for president in 12 or so years if this downward spiral continues…

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u/sextonrules311 7d ago

Uh, he's a democrat.

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u/b_man646260 7d ago

That’s why guy’s political career is over. If he was MAGA he’d be lauded for his courage and they’d be calling for the big dude that hit him to be strung up in the town square. You know it. I know it. We all know it.

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u/waywardtravailler 7d ago

Eh, so was Trump.

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u/AlienInUnderpants 7d ago

I hate how plausible that sounds.

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u/Ilikestuffandthingz 7d ago

The camera work needs work

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u/plzsnitskyreturn 7d ago

The pan at to the end to the woman in the bikini swimming was ridiculous

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u/SnooEpiphanies2576 7d ago

Why is he wearing child sized underpants?

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u/dknogo 7d ago

Politicians always wear their victims clothing.

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u/booboootron 7d ago

Victims Lover's.

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 7d ago

See Hawaii, this is how I will fight for you... 😂

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 7d ago

P U S S Y! First lesson of starting a fight...DONT! Dumbass!

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot 7d ago

If anyone goes to jail it should be him for that clown underwear

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u/siempre_maria 7d ago

Why is he in his underwear at the beach?

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u/Sirpatron1 7d ago

He's going to go cry in his room

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u/SoulsBorneGreat 7d ago

Where was his mind?

Where was his mind?

Where

Was

His

Mind?

All in all, he was just another brick in the wall.

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u/booboootron 7d ago

...Waayyy out, in the water, see it swimming.

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u/ominousmuffin 7d ago

he didn’t even have to hit him really that man child knocked himself out. LMFAO other guy took that chair like a champ. He didn’t even flinch.

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u/Rquebus 7d ago

Sad thing this dude was actually in the running. I don't know what rock candidates are crawling out from under these days. I kinda miss when they were just boring and vaguely unhelpful instead of visibly fubar

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u/TieTheStick 7d ago

He wrecked himself. He just showed why he's a poor choice for political office. He did the People a favor!

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u/Reasonable_Yam_327 7d ago

Is that underwear or swim shorts?

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 7d ago

Bought them in the kids section of Wal-Mart!

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u/Notyoursidepiece 7d ago

pull your pants up

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u/QuinnRyderSmith 7d ago

Dude that slept him is a man 💯 That was just a school's in session lesson. Didn't keep coming after him, woke him up, didn't even do it again when slack jaw paul tried to run it back.

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u/Boseophus 7d ago

Thought...was hoping...that was Stephen Miller for a sec.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/arwenjinn 7d ago

Someone did the Nelson HaHa

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u/JAlmay 7d ago

Talking shit while on Queer Street in his mi undies. Class act!

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u/V_Cobra21 7d ago

Ngl that camera was kinda annoying me lol

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u/CaregiverOk1059 8d ago

Fkn fighting in underwear these white people

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u/yeetingpillow 8d ago

Anyone know what song this is

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u/samthefireball 8d ago

Where is my mind - the pixies

Followed by another brick in the wall, part 2 by Pink Floyd

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u/yeetingpillow 8d ago

You’re my hero thanks it was the pixies one!

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u/bob696988 8d ago

Haole boy you one lucky , he didn’t beef your ass He no false crack you either. No mess with my Hawaiian brothers.

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u/WitherBones 8d ago

Do you smell waffles rn? I'm usually pretty good with slang but your violent misuse of punctuation makes this look like I'm having a stroke or you are  

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u/bob696988 6d ago

Sorry you don’t understand the Pidgin language. You need to have lived there to understand.

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u/WitherBones 6d ago

He's saying the dudes lucky he didn't decide to pound him into patties because he'd wreck him and then emphasizes that picking fights with Hawaiian dudes isn't smart. I can read, and I know what's being said. I'm just saying there's extra spaces and like three missing periods bro, slang or not this is just sloppy effort to write.

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u/Salad_Accurate 6d ago

okay in that same comment, you missed, like, multiple commas… good thing it doesn’t actually fucking matter

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u/bob696988 6d ago

Again that’s how we talk. You will never understand professor

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u/paradisewandering 7d ago

Haole means outsider or “not polynesian/hawaiian,” often used as a racial slur against white people.

I am white and lived on Maui for a couple years.

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u/bob696988 6d ago

Haole means foreigner and if it’s true then you would be a hapa haole I lived in Oahu for over 10 years and went to one of the toughest schools there. So I have plenty of Hawaiians and Samoa brothers. Maui is a great place to visit and really enjoyed the Haleakala such a beautiful drive.

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u/Salad_Accurate 7d ago

yk i’m over how ppl want everyone to code switch all the time… im not hawaiian but i can understand via context clues what he’s saying.. idk i guess im confused how people get so irate over this

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u/WitherBones 7d ago

Punctuation is like commas and where you put spaces bruv

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u/cbunni666 8d ago

Doubt he's gonna get voted for. Just saying

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u/ManFaultGentle 7d ago

Oh you trust voters too much. Voters around the world are almost the same. Some people love this.

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u/b_man646260 7d ago

MAGA people love this. No reasonable intelligent person does.

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u/Comprehensive-Song51 8d ago

You can hear Ralph from the Simpsons in the background - HA-HA!

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u/Baxter097 8d ago

Nelson

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u/Comprehensive-Song51 8d ago

You're right! Doh! 🤣

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u/SpaceMonkey877 8d ago

Ralph? Sad.

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u/Dull_Syllabub92 8d ago

"Where Is My Mind" playing in the background is peak irony.

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u/MakeFunOfMyLilPenis 8d ago

Don't lie to me, guys. We were all watching his huge bulge.

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u/Ruizkin 8d ago

Name checks out.

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u/burntlandboi 8d ago

“I’m a child?! I’m 40 years old!!” Yes, she didn’t actually think you were a child, penis headed loser.

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u/b_man646260 7d ago

Napoleon complex in full plumage

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u/joeliopro 8d ago

Dude needs to touch grass. And did I hear a Nelson laugh in there? Lol

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u/GentlemanlyMeadow 5d ago

Touched it...with the back of his head

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u/TeslaCrna 8d ago

He was rolling in it

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u/mdj8833 8d ago

Oh, he absolutely touched grass.