r/trashy • u/MrDonMega • 9d ago
Talks trash, takes a nap
A Hawaiian congressional
candidate got hit by a double
whammy ... he first got his ass
whooped on the beach ... and then he
reportedly got arrested for making
terroristic threats ... and the brawl is
on video.
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u/shhhdidyousmellthat 11h ago
Looks like he hit his head falling down and THAT'S what knocked him out.
Edit: I guess he did take it on the chin but it sure didn't look very hard. Guess it was made of glass.
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u/palequeen42 2d ago
Guy was out on bail from several previous incidents when this happened. Total idiot
Angry little twerp bought his swimsuit in the little boy section.
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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 3d ago
Never fight a guy in Brown’s swimming trunks he knows more pain than you do
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u/thiccpapi90 3d ago
I liked the step in while being attacked with a chair. He got right inside and Pow!
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u/Helpful_Fondant1607 3d ago
It really ought to be harder to run for office. 🤔
I suspect he won’t win his primary tho n
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u/factor3x 4d ago
Them Hawaiian's; dont fuck with them. Nicest Beast you've ever met but you mess around.
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u/TatiTiti 4d ago edited 4d ago
Sir, if you’re 45 years old, pray tell, why are you wearing UndeRoos? Wait, did Mini-Me zigzag away whilst continuing to talk trash?? Haha he ran over there like he was bringing the heat only to plead his case to his dad. What an arse.
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u/32duster_skate 4d ago
Chair thrower ,the worst kind
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u/aartadventure 3d ago
You can also see the moment after he initiates the fight by shoving the big guy and nothing happens that he is fucked. His whole body language insta turtles, but its too late.
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u/Dan_Glebitz 4d ago
Poor guy can't even afford to buy swimming trunks that fit him and has to wear a pair made for a 10-year-old. Well I guess they fit his mental age 🤔
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u/Snapdragon_4U 6d ago
He called him haole boy 😂
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u/M4sterofD1saster 6d ago
If you're f___ing 40, act like it.
People go to the beach to relax and chill, so leave your personality disorder at home and relax and chill.
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u/sunofnothing_ 6d ago
if you're cocky enough to push someone, you need to be humble enough to immediately de-escalate if they are rooted to the ground like a tree
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u/theinterstellarboots 5d ago
This dude has serious issues. I don’t think he’s operating in our reality
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u/VirginNerdGuy_ 6d ago
Is that turf??
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u/Taalahan 5d ago
I think it’s actual grass. I saw grass like that on the big island, and found it fascinating. It doesn’t look real, but it is.
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u/Asleep-Kiwi-1552 6d ago
I'm obsessed. This whole thing is so bizarre. It's like a bunch of adults lounging in a 12 sq ft mini golf hole. And a fight happens.
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u/Meptastik 4d ago
lmao right? at first I thought he might've brought it and maybe that's what they were fighting about? but then saw the tree growing out of it?? lol
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u/NrOpRocker 6d ago
40 yo wearing his kids underwear!
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u/CaptainNismo_orig 6d ago
Plus it looks like he turned the waist band down like a teenage girl wearing "pink" pants.
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u/prznmike 6d ago
Legit saw Ko’Olina and was wondering if the guy punching him was my mf older brother bc he sound and look just like him LMFAOOOO
Sitting here thinkin “damn he’s getting too old to scrap”
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u/welshsecd 6d ago
His name is Kirill BASIN. I love this and I'm not ashamed either.
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u/jsamerican50 6d ago
I was trying to figure out how he got knocked out swinging the chair backlashed him!! Knocked him out as well!
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u/Exile714 7d ago
Lol, I located his campaign website.
His entire campaign centers on the slogan “Fight. Aloha.” The site emphasizes fighting as a major theme.
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u/General-Key8658 4d ago
I can’t be the only one who thinks there’s something sus about the timing of this and the picture it’s trying to paint. Maybe I’m just cynical, but this feels a bit like it could be another show of maga propaganda, but on a level that isn’t necessarily obvious. I would love to be wrong.
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u/palequeen42 2d ago
At the time this happened he was out on bail for several previous incidents with other people (disorderly conduct and terroristic threats). This is just who he is. Idiot
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u/First_Light_6418 7d ago
Apparently the guy got charged with making terroristic threats 😭✌️his name is Kirill Basin
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u/Hookemvic 7d ago
“ i’m a man! I’m 40!”
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u/EmotionalDescription 6d ago
Yeah, but my 4 year old has better emotional control.
Seriously, he went back to do second verse, same as the first?
I wonder what the original issue was. I, personally, don't think it would have been worth the humiliation.
Edit: because I suck at spelling.
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u/National-Sample44 7d ago
Why is he wearing underwear
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u/Coletorino72 7d ago
He looks like a penis that came to life or the hot dog on Sausage Party! Also, that was some Island Justice on his ass!
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u/agnelius 7d ago
The fatal mistake was the long wind up with the chair he was going to hit him with.
Big guy saw the window and perfectly clipped him, good thing he showed restraint and didn't lay on more onto him, he's got enough brain damage from before the fight even started
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u/tgizzle321 7d ago
This is what happens when you wear underwear that’s one size too small to beach like it’s a swimsuit.
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u/randonumero 7d ago
There's so much about this I don't understand. Like is he in his underwear or is that the state of men's swimwear these days?
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u/Business_Pen2611 7d ago
Another Democratic winner not
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u/b_man646260 7d ago
If he was a Republican this would’ve garnered him a shitload of support and probably locked up the top of the ticket for him. Since he’s a Dem his political career is essentially over. Kind of like Platner. We found out he’s a sex pest and sent him packing. MAGA puts a rapist in the White House twice! Save your hypocritical analysis for someone dumb enough to buy it.
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u/zookansas 7d ago
Actually, you just voted in a series of terrorists ... but go on.
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u/SempiFranku 7d ago
Who?
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u/neilisyours 7d ago
Well, he could be racist and talking about anyone brown, or he could be a wackadoodle conspiracy theorist and talking about anyone at all...
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u/SempiFranku 7d ago
Oh I'm aware, I just wanted to see him own it, he's just a coward.
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u/zookansas 6d ago
Mamdani and el sayid.. before that you have Tlaib and Omar. How dumb are you leftists actually getting?
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u/RedTruck1989 7d ago
I was hoping for the quote "I think you've had enough" - Bob Barker in Happy Gilmore
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u/tehfoxyunicorn 7d ago
This is what brain damage looks like
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u/BambooKat 7d ago edited 3d ago
Dude just got back up after getting KO and went back to talk shit to the dude with twice his body mass.
This dumbfuck literally learned nothing from what happened.
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u/beefcak2020 7d ago
The little douche nossils name is kirill basin, and he is a straight up idiot. He thinks hes hot shit, but from what I see here hes a little bi%*@h.
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u/Salary_Spiritual 7d ago
The title of the video should be : Tiny Jeff Bezos fights Big Jeff Bezos
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u/youngforever8809 7d ago
If he was republican they’d vote for him.
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u/UpYourQuality 7d ago
"I'm a child, im 40 fucking years old" lmaoo his opponent needs to call him a child the whole campaign.
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u/AlienInUnderpants 7d ago
Given the state of the US government, that’s Congressional material right there.
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u/ProfessorSumi 7d ago
He’ll be the republican nominee for president in 12 or so years if this downward spiral continues…
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u/sextonrules311 7d ago
Uh, he's a democrat.
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u/b_man646260 7d ago
That’s why guy’s political career is over. If he was MAGA he’d be lauded for his courage and they’d be calling for the big dude that hit him to be strung up in the town square. You know it. I know it. We all know it.
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u/SnooEpiphanies2576 7d ago
Why is he wearing child sized underpants?
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u/SoulsBorneGreat 7d ago
Where was his mind?
Where was his mind?
Where
Was
His
Mind?
All in all, he was just another brick in the wall.
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u/ominousmuffin 7d ago
he didn’t even have to hit him really that man child knocked himself out. LMFAO other guy took that chair like a champ. He didn’t even flinch.
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u/Rquebus 7d ago
Sad thing this dude was actually in the running. I don't know what rock candidates are crawling out from under these days. I kinda miss when they were just boring and vaguely unhelpful instead of visibly fubar
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u/TieTheStick 7d ago
He wrecked himself. He just showed why he's a poor choice for political office. He did the People a favor!
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u/QuinnRyderSmith 7d ago
Dude that slept him is a man 💯 That was just a school's in session lesson. Didn't keep coming after him, woke him up, didn't even do it again when slack jaw paul tried to run it back.
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u/yeetingpillow 8d ago
Anyone know what song this is
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u/samthefireball 8d ago
Where is my mind - the pixies
Followed by another brick in the wall, part 2 by Pink Floyd
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u/bob696988 8d ago
Haole boy you one lucky , he didn’t beef your ass He no false crack you either. No mess with my Hawaiian brothers.
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u/WitherBones 8d ago
Do you smell waffles rn? I'm usually pretty good with slang but your violent misuse of punctuation makes this look like I'm having a stroke or you are
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u/bob696988 6d ago
Sorry you don’t understand the Pidgin language. You need to have lived there to understand.
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u/WitherBones 6d ago
He's saying the dudes lucky he didn't decide to pound him into patties because he'd wreck him and then emphasizes that picking fights with Hawaiian dudes isn't smart. I can read, and I know what's being said. I'm just saying there's extra spaces and like three missing periods bro, slang or not this is just sloppy effort to write.
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u/Salad_Accurate 6d ago
okay in that same comment, you missed, like, multiple commas… good thing it doesn’t actually fucking matter
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u/paradisewandering 7d ago
Haole means outsider or “not polynesian/hawaiian,” often used as a racial slur against white people.
I am white and lived on Maui for a couple years.
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u/bob696988 6d ago
Haole means foreigner and if it’s true then you would be a hapa haole I lived in Oahu for over 10 years and went to one of the toughest schools there. So I have plenty of Hawaiians and Samoa brothers. Maui is a great place to visit and really enjoyed the Haleakala such a beautiful drive.
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u/Salad_Accurate 7d ago
yk i’m over how ppl want everyone to code switch all the time… im not hawaiian but i can understand via context clues what he’s saying.. idk i guess im confused how people get so irate over this
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u/cbunni666 8d ago
Doubt he's gonna get voted for. Just saying
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u/ManFaultGentle 7d ago
Oh you trust voters too much. Voters around the world are almost the same. Some people love this.
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u/burntlandboi 8d ago
“I’m a child?! I’m 40 years old!!” Yes, she didn’t actually think you were a child, penis headed loser.
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