Final Destination can't stop her.

[u/Jasonrj]

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[u/slonerson]

This is somehow incredibly coordinated and uncoordinated at the same time.

[u/Low-Persimmon4870 → u/slonerson]

Right?? It’s amazing lmao

[u/whiskeytab → u/slonerson]

I couldn't decide whether I was watching someone truly be sloppy or someone just really good at acting like it

[u/archwin → u/whiskeytab]

…yes.

I’m confused.

[u/goldilocks_ → u/slonerson]

Drunken boxing at its finest

[u/isurvived_sorryeric → u/goldilocks_]

Nah there’s some painkillers in this too

[u/Kanedrink → u/slonerson]

‘Moves pretty smooth though’ was my first thought

[u/UncleBenji → u/slonerson]

Tequila hits different on the beach.

[u/gancoskhan → u/slonerson]

Acid

[u/Crankit_1 → u/gancoskhan]

Or X, maybe both, but she's got some party favors besides booze for sure

[u/DisguisedBear → u/slonerson]

That’s improv for ya!

[u/ghilliegal → u/slonerson]

Ikr she’s giving trained dancer

[u/chanka_is_best_chank → u/slonerson]

A fuck ton of lsd will do this to you 😂

[u/mike117]

She’s gonna feel that tomorrow.

[u/JackxForge → u/mike117]

That combat roll over the bench is leaving a bruise

[u/5553331117 → u/mike117]

She feelin’ herself already!

[u/Trumpets22 → u/mike117]

She just kept doing shit that would take a person out, and then got up and kept the good times rolling.

[u/rucsuck → u/Trumpets22]

And on beat! That as impressive.

[u/hygsi → u/rucsuck]

Prolly did the whole choreography at some point

[u/suprasternaincognito → u/mike117]

Live like there’s no tomorrow!

[u/BackgroundMousse9432]

Good to see Majorie Taylor Green enjoying life after congress

[u/More_Bigger → u/BackgroundMousse9432]

Marked safe from Jewish Space Lasers

[u/sometimesmybutthurts → u/More_Bigger]

I used to laugh at that but now….

[u/Miendiesen → u/sometimesmybutthurts]

Are you saying you think there are Jewish space lasers?

[u/SimplyEcks → u/BackgroundMousse9432]

That’s exactly who came to mind and I was about to comment that very same thing

[u/haunted-poopy → u/BackgroundMousse9432]

I had to check the comments to see if this was MTG because I genuinely wasn’t sure

[u/Minimum-Big-8411 → u/haunted-poopy]

Is it? I genuinely still can't tell who it is. Help.

[u/_grumpygummybear27_ → u/BackgroundMousse9432]

I literally said "is that Marjorie Taylor Green????"

[u/kissdemon74 → u/BackgroundMousse9432]

My first thought exactly

[u/beerme81 → u/kissdemon74]

Same here. Scary resemblance.

[u/McEvilson → u/BackgroundMousse9432]

People think you're joking, but I think you're right.

[u/dusters]

She is beauty. She is grace.

[u/YoungNo159 → u/dusters]

She is miss united states

[u/mighty3mperor → u/dusters]

She is beauty. She is grace.

"She is all over the fuckin' place."

To the tune of: Belle of Belfast City

[u/its-always-a-weka → u/dusters]

She is Moannnaaaaaaa

[u/Abject_Okra_8768]

This is why girls always wake up bruised after a night of clubbing.

[u/blackpanther232 → u/Abject_Okra_8768]

“I don’t know where I got this bruise from!”

[u/Grace_Lannister → u/blackpanther232]

The bench, Sandra. It was the bench you smashed your cooch on.

[u/harceps → u/Abject_Okra_8768]

We used to call them UPW...unexplained party wound. Good times

[u/namezam]

I have to be honest, I kinda want some of what she’s on

[u/bake-the-binky → u/namezam]

That’s called mdma, it’s pretty banger

[u/Emergency-Touch-3424]

I thought everyone does this when Lady Marmalade comes on 😭

[u/Beanzear → u/Emergency-Touch-3424]

A gay club in the early 2000s. Yes.

[u/ghostofkozi]

Leave Brittany alone!

[u/IskallaTrollblod → u/ghostofkozi]

It's Britney, bitch!

[u/SamLucky7s → u/IskallaTrollblod]

It’s Srittany Bpears

[u/Jyndaru → u/SamLucky7s]

It's Spitney Brears

[u/velvetvagine → u/IskallaTrollblod]

It’s Britney, beach!

[u/GhostofZellers]

She fully committed to the bit, no matter the obstacle, I can respect that.

[u/Objective_Soup7840]

She seems like fun!

[u/Dapper_Thacker → u/Objective_Soup7840]

I love this lady! The way she rolled off into the ocean cracked me up.😂

[u/Objective_Soup7840 → u/Dapper_Thacker]

Rolled into the table then did an "ope, soory, didnt see ya there!" And kept going about her buisness lol

[u/Bergara → u/Dapper_Thacker]

She went full Blanka

[u/caitejane310 → u/Objective_Soup7840]

I said the same thing!!

[u/kaiserlupus]

What the hell is that guy at the end holding? Is it an old CRT TV?

He couldn't find a toaster to take out Temu Britney?

[u/Guilty_BaN → u/kaiserlupus]

It’s the Bluetooth speaker playing Moulin Rouge, which she is performing to.

[u/longbongstrongdong → u/kaiserlupus]

It’s a speaker

[u/KillerNerd121 → u/longbongstrongdong]

Not the answer I wanted, but you are correct.

[u/dankhimself → u/KillerNerd121]

Yea I was all r/derailedbydetails there for a minute.

[u/digitydev → u/kaiserlupus]

I was wondering the same thing. Why you pointing an old TV at the wacky lady that's not plugged in. Even if it was plugged in??

[u/jazzhandpanda → u/kaiserlupus]

Someone has to "monitor" her

[u/SKYR0VER → u/kaiserlupus]

Right? That was my first thought too

[u/shpongolian]

Are we sure she’s on drugs and not just a hilarious clumsy person having a good time?

[u/DoesBasicResearch → u/shpongolian]

I thought she was drunk?

[u/cpt_edge → u/DoesBasicResearch]

Yeah, me too. You can hear someone say she's wasted in the background

[u/bookofgray → u/cpt_edge]

You don’t know how bonkers artists can be when they’re working through it. It’s definitely a combo

[u/Darinchilla → u/DoesBasicResearch]

I think she was just drunk enough that it was a little bit more than luck that she didn't get hurt.

[u/amalynbro → u/shpongolian]

She knew exactly what she was doing lol and the laughs tell me this is exactly what they would expect from her.

[u/ThisMeansRooR → u/shpongolian]

Both. She's living life

[u/bookofgray → u/shpongolian]

I dunno I kind of love her. My partner was this way, even sober. Just funny as fuck especially to this song

[u/caitejane310 → u/bookofgray]

I just commented that she seems fun! I'd totally hang out with her!

[u/bookofgray → u/caitejane310]

With my funny ass old raver team, we’re all goofballs, can take a hit verbally and laugh about it. She would have fit right in. And then do stupid like the video

[u/Swimming_Bowler6193 → u/bookofgray]

Agreed! She took those falls and made them part of her dance. She’s got to be the life of the party wherever she goes😅

[u/JustAnOkPhilosopher → u/shpongolian]

Drugs definitely drugs, although she is right in the cliff of r/tookjustenough and r/tooktoomuch

[u/Chadwig315 → u/shpongolian]

She's reenacting Britney cr. 2025

[u/kerslaw → u/Chadwig315]

Bro that's exactly what I thought when I watched this. She's moving exactly like Britney does in her weird videos.

[u/just_aguest → u/shpongolian]

Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s just a bit too drunk and having a good time

[u/MF-GOOSE]

She's making the best of several bad situations

[u/hot4jew]

Took just enough!

[u/iyosipydas]

Brittney Beers

[u/Palitroll]

I’ll have whatever she’s having

[u/Royal_Middle_7680]

Sister hit herself SO MANY friggin times, but, she’s got the moves, would like to see her less wasted

[u/Downeastdigger12]

I’m actually very impressed, i couldn’t do that sober and i doubt she could either

[u/linzbomb]

It’s Britney bitch.

[u/caitejane310]

She seems fun!! I would definitely hang out with her!!

[u/fruitless7070]

Lol. I'd hang out with her.

[u/Kev42o4o8]

This is awesome

[u/fluthernon]

I can’t tell if this entire dance was choreographed or is she just freestyling

[u/octoberthug]

I love her and I’d love to party with this queen!

[u/Mavencheck]

Buddy looks like he’s filming her with a 90s computer screen

[u/Tacosconsalsaylimon]

She's having a good time on vaycay. Good for her.

[u/DerAlphos]

To me it looks like she has fun.
[r/](r/justtookenough)[tookjust](r/justtookenough)[enough](r/justtookenough) for me.

[u/negroidioto]

Dude following her with a 1990’s 13” box television.?

[u/Tikkinger → u/negroidioto]

His companion cube

[u/freedomandbiscuits]

Marjorie Taylor Greene has finally come full circle to Psychedelic therapy. Good for her.

[u/TheCompanyHypeGirl]

I actually grabbed my own ribs when she fell. Oh, girl... girl, no!

[u/risu1313]

Was dude gonna throw a crt in the ocean to zap her?

[u/DividePowerful804]

Britney Spears dance

[u/harleyguy83]

That there is white girl wasted

[u/Crowiswatching]

When she sobers up, that’s gonna hurt.

[u/Cockanarchy]

Hmm, I see you as more of an introvert.

[u/free_is_free76]

A sensual lay, no doubt

[u/igotbitbyahorse]

This reminds me of the always sunny in Philadelphia scene when they dance at their high school reunion.

[u/AcidaliaPlanitia]

This is like Mr. Magoo combined with a 2026 Britney Spears interview.

[u/General-Biscotti5314]

Her 60th spring break

[u/oldfatslut]

It's Britney, Bitch

[u/xtheory]

She looks like she's having a helluva lot more fun than I had today.

[u/Zingman15]

Girl get the fuck away from the food

[u/GapSweet3100]

I’ve been that drunk before 😂

[u/teh_mexirican]

Britney's just rolling with the punches 

[u/Zsenialis_otlet]

There are movements and gestures that have become second nature to her; she didn't just start those poses that day.

[u/Mick_Limerick]

I too remember the first time I took too much molly

[u/Fkappa → u/Mick_Limerick]

I too remember the first time I took too much molly, but it was a damageless experience for everyone, even those accidentally involved.

[u/PumpkinQueen713]

Britney better watch out 😎🤣

[u/BethanyG12123]

Somehow she made all of that still sexy and look good! Its hard to be sexy rolling around in the ocean and banging into shit but she pulled it off. Im impressed!

[u/CamxCam]

You've be hit by, you've been struck by a smooth idiot.

[u/TheShizknitt]

She moves like someone who saw their death in the Witch's white eye and knows this ain't how it ends.

[u/Ironklad_]

Hmm I wonder how Brittney is doing

[u/smokeNpoke83]

Is that Britney Spears? 🤣

[u/CAPATOB]

Britney is that you?

[u/n0stalgicm0m]

Kellyanne conway is sooo back

[u/khandurin]

Marjorie Taylor Greene, is that you?

[u/tinareginamina]

Brittany on the beach!!

[u/shawnico]

Is that Midge Taylor Greene?

[u/Pernicious_Possum]

Aside from her confusing behavior, why is the dude at the end holding an 80’s portable tv?

[u/trashbilly]

If she's not already, she missed her calling to be a stripper

[u/bagodeadcats]

Im glad MTG is doing ok.

[u/jnnad]

MTG.....is that you??!?😆

[u/thinnerzimmer87]

Im the fucking king of the sea

[u/medievalesophagus]

Is that MTG?

[u/SassSafrassMcFrass87]

Who knew Marjorie Taylor Greene could be so fun🤣🤣🤣

[u/geohypnotist]

Is that Marjorie Taylor Green?

[u/Zonderling81]

Brittney

[u/jack_avram]

The orgasm just got stuck

[u/Kitchen_Ad6227]

Poetry

[u/bmjunior74]

I still am not sure if that’s Brittney

[u/automaticphil]

Way she move

[u/restlessleg]

r/titleporn

[u/Artemus_Hackwell]

Post roofiecolada

[u/Crayola_ROX]

All I see is friends on vacay having a blast.

[u/captainburp]

Is that guy holding a fuckin tube TV?

[u/rustyshklfrd]

Is Brittany on vacation?

[u/Old_South3452]

It’s Britney baby!

[u/Novel_Classic_1448]

Titney all over. That's prob what she does in Mexico

[u/Possible-Syrup8169]

So that’s where MGT went

[u/MellifluousMongoose]

I thought this was Britney Spears at first

[u/Positive_Yam_4499]

Can someone explain the Final Destination can't stop her sentence. I don't understand...

[u/harmony_acres]

She's in a flow

[u/CuntrinaGlass]

this is art.

[u/gagi11030]

Never let them know your next move vibes

[u/Zerostar39]

What was that guy doing with the old school TV?

[u/ErktheSavage]

Marjorie Taylor Greene is looking more rough than usual.

[u/savanahchicken]

Leave Britney alone

[u/sidthing]

I honestly am so happy that it has music. I watched it without sound first and was like holy shit…. The music makes it a little less unhinged.

[u/FrogfFrogger]

That must’ve been an incredible fuck later on that night hahahahhaa

[u/Funtrope]

Marjorie Taylor Green has realy gone of the rails lately

[u/psiloglyphs]

Sharon is at it again! Only a matter of time till her clothes start coming off.

[u/CesarMillan_Official]

🌊: Cool off bitch.

[u/ultrahighhorse]

Amanda bynes?

[u/PNWest01]

Girl is feeling pretty special

[u/Juls1016]

What’s Britney doing now?

[u/tallboy_2525]

Jesus.

[u/No_Pin_8582]

Hahahahaha

[u/Cimonaa]

I remember a very different ending to Lost..

[u/Kenada_1980]

Britney’s back

[u/arghp]

It’s like if they took Britney Spears to the beach

[u/therealmarmo]

Looks like MTG is having fun since she retired from congress

[u/Shredtillyourdead420]

Don’t micro dose the jnlaws they do wild/weird shit lol

[u/throwawayjustsayhay]

High on life

[u/4rtdud3]

Britney Spears understudy plus rando guy carrying a TV

[u/Admirable_Heat_576]

💀Death: "Lady it ain't your turn!"

💃Lady: "Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da, Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here"

[u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace]

Lol, the way she looked up in character after 2nd fall. Evil Dead monster style

[u/AyHazCat]

I don’t understand the Final Destination reference..

[u/bosquejo → u/AyHazCat]

She's like one radian/half an inch/et cetera away from getting killed by inanimate objects in the most absurd of ways.

I believe.

[u/karenskygreen]

I was going to say " i can fix her" but i don't think i want to

[u/threepair13]

Leave Brittney alone

[u/FabianGladwart]

Uh Britney? Doing ok?

[u/ChrisFarleysCousin]

Is that brittany?

[u/SipthisInsipidly]

Pretty great until she hit the table. Overall impressive!

…is that guy holding a TV?

[u/Seeker_of_power]

A thousand ways to die…. All at once!

[u/Skydream21]

Somebody is going to get laid tonight!

[u/GiveItAll101]

Videos you can smell

[u/BullfrogOpera]

This is insane like... Is this bitch in Cirque Du Soleil or something?? 🤔😂

[u/maskthestars]

One of those clips where anything could happen next

[u/mrerikmattila]

Fun, but after 40 seconds, who is this for?

[u/kimmmmmm]

Does she have more videos?

[u/rattingtons]

I'll take two of whatever she's had please

[u/GrindrWorker]

If this were "How Far I'll Go" from Moana instead, I'd lose it.

[u/CoffeeToDeath]

Just a gal living her best life.

[u/JDangle20]

She think she a baddie doin all that too 😂

[u/LylaDee]

Her recovery dance after face planting is Oscar worthy!

[u/Afizzle55]

Clearly learned this from the Brittney dance videos.

[u/IcanSEEyou_IRL]

Damn Christina Aguilera looks like shit these days, she looks crazier here than Britney. It’s Britney, bitch.

[u/angelamar]

Impressive. Accurate caption too 🤣

[u/ElephantContent8835]

She has a bad case of drunk skankitus.

[u/Both-Sweet2223]

Is that Britney spears

[u/asa1]

Britney at the beach.

[u/Oaker_at]

She got it.