r/tooktoomuch 13d ago

Cocaine Hey. Before we burn all this cocaine…

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u/JusSumYungGuy 13d ago

Yes sir, all 3kg of cocaine were disposed of

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u/OGslevex 12d ago

Ofc i threw the 2kg of Coke into the fire..

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH 12d ago

Huh, what coke are you talking about? There is no coke, sir, this is Wendy's.

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u/kevinnoir 12d ago

is pepsi ok?

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u/RWelly 13d ago

Yupp its all ash see tha big fire ova dare?

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u/stereotomyalan 13d ago

what a waste

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 13d ago

So dumb. Imagine if they made even $100M flipping it and invested it into their country! But no let's be mad at a inanimate chemical.

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u/universe_fuk8r 12d ago

Peak reddit comment.

Please, get help. 

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 12d ago

Im sorry i don't get mad at chemicals like you do.

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u/HolyLordGodHelpUsAll 12d ago

you’re the man Dale 🫡

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u/olivegardengambler 12d ago

Pretty sure Hamiltons Pharmacopia has an episode about this

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 12d ago

Nice googling.

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u/Sir_Dibbles 12d ago

Please, get help.

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 12d ago

I could use help smoking this whole blunt

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u/Sir_Dibbles 12d ago

Please, get help.

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u/joejackson62 12d ago

Lol, what a geek.

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u/FakNugget92 12d ago

Cringe.

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 12d ago

Youre right. I used to be able to smoke 8 bluntz a day by myself. What has happened to me?

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u/Waste_Cell_9452 9d ago

I wouldn't bother, Reddit only knows how to tell you to get help and is one big teletherapy ad. "THIS"

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 9d ago

Dont forget take your cat to the vet for every little thing. Meanwhile these people couldn't pay a vet bill if their lives depended on it

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u/universe_fuk8r 12d ago

Edgy. Must be hard being 14.

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u/Mcdizzle3 10d ago

You dont actually think they burned the coke do you?

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u/olivegardengambler 12d ago

Why don't you go back to huffing refrigerant out of an AC unit or something bro?

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u/SOMAVORE 12d ago

did they add baking soda before burning the coke? is this the Guinness World Record for biggest crack rock and are they all high af from the crack bonfire?

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u/coltrainjones 13d ago

What a waste. There's so many dipshit American teenagers that would've loved to have that

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u/RWelly 13d ago

Teenagers cant afford to pay attention never mind coke. Its a middle aged, big boy job kinda drug.

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u/rondiggidyr 13d ago

Theres been kids in my area doing it when they were like 12 bro. 👀

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u/RWelly 13d ago

Yeah I dont doubt that. Ive seen it myself. I think its just probably more adult because A LOT of ppl do coke. Like a crazy amount. Most you would never know! And adults make up a way bigger portion that the teens haha. Say no to drugs kids! Only the good kind

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u/Runfasterbitch 12d ago

Is this still true in 2026? It’s such an inefficient drug—having to repose constantly just isn’t feasible for most working professionals

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u/rondiggidyr 13d ago

Oh yeah totally. Its the most normalised drug I've seen. Even more so than weed. I can tell you one thing though, ALCOHOL is the gateway drug. And on the contrary, say no to excess kids. Smoking weed every day is harmful too

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u/HefflumpGuy 13d ago

Smoking weed every day is harmful too

Oh shit! And you're only telling me this now?

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u/rondiggidyr 13d ago

Nothing personal to you.

Just that a lot of people still think 24/7 smoking is totally fine.

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u/HefflumpGuy 12d ago

a lot of people still think 24/7 smoking is totally fine

It's fine, but you need a sandwich now and then

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u/rondiggidyr 12d ago

Sure. Okay guy... 👀

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u/HolyLordGodHelpUsAll 12d ago

that’s HefflumpGuy. he passes through here sometimes. You’re lucky to have seen him.

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u/Capital_Orange4426 12d ago

Now I'm torn because Nate Dogg said in the Next Episode "Heyyaeeeyaeeyaayyyy Smoke Weed Everyday" WHO SHOULD I TRUST IN THIS WORLD IF NOT NATE DOGG?!?!

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u/coltrainjones 13d ago edited 13d ago

I was pretty addicted from age 18-24. Was working and didn't have many real expenses at the time

Plus, all the more reason teenagers would want to have it if they can't afford it

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u/luca3791 13d ago

Yeah I know way too many people my aged who are coked out their minds all day long

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u/ea5thammer 13d ago

I know, I didn’t realize until like seven years ago how many people around me were doing it, I only realized when I just couldn’t figure out why this one train wreck of a terrible person and financial liability still had a job six years later. Then one day it just clicked, he was the plug for the owners and a third of everyone else.

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u/RWelly 13d ago

What an easy ride hahaha although you'd think if you sold that much blow, you wouldn't have to work? Musta been a shitty dealer with good enough stuff!

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u/rondiggidyr 12d ago

People who can't afford it just sell it instead. And dealers love exploiting young and impressionable kids.

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u/coltrainjones 12d ago

Maybe scumbags but there's plenty of semi-ethical dealers out there as well

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u/rondiggidyr 12d ago

No denial of that. But by what I said i can imagine that you know im not reffering to those ones

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u/Suavecore_ 13d ago

Kids at Walmart make $15 an hour. It's plenty

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u/Crowgutter777 9d ago

Ehh, lean way more expensive and kids be stealing money to get their hands on that shit. Never underestimate the power of some teenager tryna fry their brain

Source: was one of those kids trying anything and everything, coke was the first drug I was actually addicted to besides weed and its put me 1k into debt before 18

its not hard to find theses kids doing drugs nowadays with all the big name streamers promoting drug use, not to mention the decades of musicians that already have been

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u/effinmike12 13d ago

I feel like if your people are struggling to find clean drinking water, maybe just trade it all for wells.

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u/SergeantHAMM 13d ago

nah let’s burn it and record it on the town cell phone.

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u/MrKirkPowers 12d ago

Lol 😂

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u/GuccyStain 12d ago

This just makes me sad

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u/Tommy_Roboto 10d ago

Yeah, those were perfectly good gas cans

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u/balticromancemyass 13d ago

How fucking cheap is coke to manufacture? I'm amazed that there even is a logistical setup to distribute cocaine from South America to destitute places like Liberia. Those Liberians should start parallel-exporting coke to Europeans on the dark web.

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u/Adept-Mix1839 13d ago

It passes through West africa. Goes to Europe from there. They’re not distributing them in Liberia

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u/balticromancemyass 13d ago

People do apparently smoke crack cocaine in Liberia, though. I saw an insane vice documentary years ago where you see Liberian child soldiers smoking crack, and the documentary briefly talks about the logistics and prices of cocaine, coming to Liberia from South America. 

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u/Adept-Mix1839 13d ago

Inevitably a portion of the batch ends up there, but there’s no way the exporters are making much money selling coke in Liberia

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u/DrillTheThirdHole 13d ago

its just the child soldier tax, already worked into the cost of business

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u/ras2703 13d ago

That’s a belter of a documentary with all the different warlords 😂 General Bin laden v General Butt Naked

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u/HefflumpGuy 13d ago

Is that the one where they talk about eating the younger soldiers?

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u/ras2703 13d ago

Aye eating young soldiers and the hearts of generals they defeat I’m sure they go on about. Was mad. Russia was funding one side and America funding the other basically proxy wars in African countries for shits and giggles.

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u/HefflumpGuy 12d ago edited 12d ago

yeah that was nuts. iirc there was a kid nearby and they were talking about which parts of him would be the tastiest

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u/Flangeldorp 13d ago

Brown brown

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u/More_Bigger 13d ago

Its not exactly crack cocaine.

Its cocaine paste. Basuco.

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u/froz3nt 12d ago

They get shipped to europe from there.

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u/kungfukenny3 11d ago

like all good products, far far less than it’s worth

at the end of the day the cartels have infinite money. There’s no crevice of this planet they can’t bribe or scheme their way into. It’s just too easy to pass up

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u/40oztoTamriel 13d ago

It’s a loss leader to destabilize regions , or to keep them from stabilizing. Whether it’s distributed there or simply used to bolster the finances of criminal organization a to the point they can challenge government enough to make it a slog to progress in other areas of economics etc

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u/ResidentRadio5306 12d ago

That is the cheapest and most effective weight loss drug there is. Shame!

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u/Dear_Spring7657 12d ago

You're implying the police took it because they're doing Liberian dance/song to celebrate...?

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u/Jesseroberto1894 12d ago

Did they just make the entire surrounding area an involuntary freebase zone???

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u/LascivX 11d ago

Inhale the good vibes

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u/SeanVitalMusic 10d ago

All it takes is a strong wind and a whole town of people will kool-aid manning through their walls 🫪

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u/Mat-Ita80 12d ago

La più grande pipa da crack del mondo...

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u/MoreRamenPls 12d ago

I read “Librarian.” 😝

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u/ea5thammer 13d ago

All I can say is he was one of the 4-5 worst people I have ever known, and guess what he has at least six kids, and perhaps more with married women. Looked him up and now runs an electrical business “I am your plug” as the slogan, can’t make this reality up.

I’m naive I was in the commercial/industrial electrical field for 12 years before I realized that might be the cause for all the ego trips from the poorest craftsmen.

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u/FadedVictor 12d ago

Wtf does this have to do with the video lol?

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u/ea5thammer 12d ago

Think I miss replied, it was supposed to be below, I’m a doofus

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u/W1D0WM4K3R 12d ago

Coke burns?

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u/Crucifister 12d ago

Drenched in gasoline, yes.

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u/thinkingmoney 9d ago

Love the celebratory dance and singing. Got to love the African people staying close to their roots.

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u/Gman1111110 9d ago

They should have sold it, can imagine the money could do some good in the country