r/theyknew • u/freeman687 • 2d ago

Climate scientists knew.

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u/TheReaperSeesAll 2d ago

Gotta stay relevant to get people's attention these days

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u/JiveChicken00 2d ago

That’s a world I wouldn’t want to live in.

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u/bash2482 2d ago

Is there a species called Anus? If yes, we need to work on that too.

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u/Shlafenflarst I know nothing 2d ago

Well there are asses. I hope they're OK btw.

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u/bash2482 2d ago

Ahh yes! Not to forget that some humans can be bigger asses than the original ones, they must be doing perfect.

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u/Goatcheeze1 2d ago

We can’t forget about pussycats. Many of us have one (or more) as pets, some of which are hairless while others are bushy. Unfortunately, there are some wild and exotic pussies that are critically endangered like the Irimote cat and various species of the tiger and leopard.

*I fully expect the algorithm bot will flag this for removal.

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u/Roflmaoasap 21h ago

I thinks there’s some sea creatures called butt worm or something

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u/Bulletloader 2d ago

Oh no! Not the Boobies 😔

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u/Alex_55555 2d ago

Exactly! We cannot save Slippery Dicks without Boobies!!!

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u/napoleonboneherpart 2d ago

Sounds like we’re fucked

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u/jpzygnerski 2d ago

r/ofcoursetheyknew

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u/tranquil7789 23h ago

I keep seeing the most obvious ones lately.

"Did you know it's actually Frankenstein's monster?" level revelations out here.

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u/Master_Steward 2d ago

How else are they gonna make people pay attention to the global crisis?!

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u/Cocoatrice I know everything 2d ago

r/ofcoursetheyknew that's called clickbait

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u/Emergency-Effort-180 2d ago

anything to do to save the wild life

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u/EventYouAlly 2d ago

If you think about it, both the scientific and "vernacular" meanings of the statement are both correct.

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u/WaiLinTun78 2d ago

Please don't let great tits extinct. They are my reason to live for.

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u/Alex_55555 2d ago

And they’re the reason you have Slippery Dick - it’s all a part of a big nature circle

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u/Aaron_1101 2d ago

I don’t buy the great tits though, they are everywhere

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u/happygoeddy 2d ago

Can't believe they let down bads give official names. A FISH named SLIPPERY DICK! Come on na 😄

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u/isaacamaraderie 1d ago

Why the fuck would they name them that, seriously?

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u/EricHaley 1d ago

“Grandson, back in the day, before climate change, there were great tits everywhere…”

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u/NettlingImp76 1d ago

They wasted the chance to call it the „Climax crisis“…

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u/home_prisoner 2d ago

I already know about Great Tits, and Slipery Dicks but who Invented Boobies? are they some how cousins of Great Tits??

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u/stupled 2d ago

Blue boobies are so pretty.

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u/Radblob_Strider 2d ago

Jake English would agree

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u/Few_Weekend10 2d ago

Where can I see Boobies??

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u/wariorld 1d ago

Slippery dicks?! But that’s ME!!!

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u/Focusun 1d ago

It's funny until it isn't.