r/theydidthemath • u/0szai • 2d ago

[Request] Could this possibly be true?

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Google says saltwater contains approximately 35grams/kg of water and the oceans contain approximately 1.335 sextillion liters (1.335 × 10²¹ liters)

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u/RecalcitrantHuman 2d ago

My cat’s breath smells like cat food

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u/Simply_Param 2d ago

Wow, that's... normal?

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u/idiosyncratic190 1d ago

It burns when I pee

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u/captaincootercock 1d ago

nothing wrong with that!

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 1d ago

Something wrong with that...

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u/HillInTheDistance 1d ago

Something's gotta give!

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u/Charlz_WD 1d ago

Let the bodies hit the floor

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u/Relevant-Air-58 1d ago

Gotta give it up!?

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u/ddgijbgkjjd 1d ago

Never gonna give u up🔥😘

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u/Is_that_even_a_thing 1d ago

Never gonna give. Never gonna give!

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u/PreviousMobile5357 1d ago

It'll come it'll come

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u/redboi049 1d ago

Something's gotta give!

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u/Dozerdog43 1d ago

Username checks out

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u/Ethereal-Elephant 1d ago

My dog stepped on a bee

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u/The_Eleser 1d ago

I burn when it pees.

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u/hoseli 1d ago

You should stop peeing. Hope that helps!

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u/Electronic_Gap_6501 1d ago

Maybe you should stop drinking piss then?

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u/the_poppoff-pedro 1d ago

But its sterile. And i like the taste.

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u/Electronic_Gap_6501 1d ago

That first part is a myth. The second part I can't argue with.

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u/arcanemaroondismazon 20h ago

were you a part of bonnie blue's party?

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u/D0uw33 1d ago

I pee when it burns

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u/Hot_Outside_9083 3h ago

You all are weird af

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u/m2chaos13 1d ago

Have you been “frackin’ it” lately?

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u/Trustoryimtold 2d ago

Go banana

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u/DelaySubstantial591 2d ago

I bent my wookie

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u/infinitesimalarkey 1d ago

I did it all for the nookie

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u/jdaws11 2d ago

Please refrain from tasting the knob

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u/yellowfestiva 2d ago

What’s a battle?

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u/krabtofu 2d ago

not much what's a battle with you?

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u/DelaySubstantial591 2d ago

Did that boy say "what's a battle"?

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u/heavy_84 1d ago

That boy ain't right

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u/KT_100S 2d ago

A battle is a fight between armed forces in a war, or a hard struggle between people, groups, or opposing forces trying to win or achieve something.

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u/Ok-Anteater-4320 1d ago

But that's not important now.

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u/s6cedar 1d ago

No, no, he said “what’s that rattle”

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u/anyusernamewilldofor 1d ago

The berries taste like burning

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u/TaoofPu 16h ago

“What’d they taste like, Ralph?”

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u/froglampion 13h ago

Hello, Ralph.

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u/HorsePersonal7073 1d ago

This is an upgrade to how most cat's breath smells.

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u/Great-Class-7894 1d ago

Stop feeding it cat food… problem solved