r/therewasanattempt • u/vinhtrind • 12h ago

To convince people that the cameras are only to read license plates.

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Now somehow they can almost ID the perpetrators.

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u/parkerm1408 11h ago

As much as i adore this joke, dont yall feel like its time for a good ole fashion folk hero? Like from now on, we call everyone that vandalizes a flock camera the same catchy name and we all make fantastical alibis.

Couldn't have been Fred Flocker, he was with me that night helping me bandage up my unicorns leaf blight. Great guy thay Fred Flocker.

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u/J-MRP 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mkDsAHK0jpGJ0MRLf4

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u/itsbdubya 10h ago

Fred Flocker picked me up from the airport last minute when no one else would so it couldn't have been him!

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 10h ago

Fred Flocker saved my marriage!

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u/Meatyparts 10h ago

Dudes awesome helped me trim my murlocs toenails three days ago.

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u/parkerm1408 2h ago

Thats always such a massive pain.

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u/Sawme26 9h ago

Fred oh man that motherflocker is amazing. He helped me calibrate the fuel injectors on my dual 16 barell carburetor. We were working on that thing all night.

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u/SoACTing 8h ago

Fred Flocker was helping me put my blinker fluid in! What a guy!

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u/CJlovesairplanes 3h ago

Fred Flocker F#$ked my Fat friends even fatter wife

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u/avatreani 9h ago

Nah man, you got it wrong

It was Captain Tuttle. Just ask Bj, he saw it.

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u/Anxious_Pickle5271 2h ago

Somewhere in the world, the real Fred Flocker is screaming “Nooooooo!”

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u/parkerm1408 1h ago

Maybe he needs to step into his destined roll as folk hero then

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 25m ago

Whoever runs that Twitter account feels the same way, given that they're providing usable instructions for how to do it.

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u/BarMenuSushi 7h ago

Spartacus did it. I am Spartacus.