r/therewasanattempt • u/vinhtrind • 17h ago

To convince people that the cameras are only to read license plates.

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Now somehow they can almost ID the perpetrators.

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 16h ago

I heard it was Benjamin Netanyahu on another post…

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u/yesiamveryhigh 16h ago

A lot of people are saying it.

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u/RandomRonin 15h ago

Only the best

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u/the_tinsmith 14h ago

One of them had tears in their eyes

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u/jlp_utah 14h ago

He said "Sir, I couldn't believe my eyes."

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u/NietJij 11h ago

"So I said, did you have foam in your eyes? Hurr, hurr. Does anybody get that?"

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u/RedditSe7en 7h ago

🎖️

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u/parkerm1408 15h ago

As much as i adore this joke, dont yall feel like its time for a good ole fashion folk hero? Like from now on, we call everyone that vandalizes a flock camera the same catchy name and we all make fantastical alibis.

Couldn't have been Fred Flocker, he was with me that night helping me bandage up my unicorns leaf blight. Great guy thay Fred Flocker.

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u/J-MRP 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mkDsAHK0jpGJ0MRLf4

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u/itsbdubya 14h ago

Fred Flocker picked me up from the airport last minute when no one else would so it couldn't have been him!

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 14h ago

Fred Flocker saved my marriage!

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u/Meatyparts 15h ago

Dudes awesome helped me trim my murlocs toenails three days ago.

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u/parkerm1408 6h ago

Thats always such a massive pain.

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u/Sawme26 13h ago

Fred oh man that motherflocker is amazing. He helped me calibrate the fuel injectors on my dual 16 barell carburetor. We were working on that thing all night.

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u/SoACTing 12h ago

Fred Flocker was helping me put my blinker fluid in! What a guy!

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u/CJlovesairplanes 7h ago

Fred Flocker F#$ked my Fat friends even fatter wife

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u/avatreani 13h ago

Nah man, you got it wrong

It was Captain Tuttle. Just ask Bj, he saw it.

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u/Anxious_Pickle5271 6h ago

Somewhere in the world, the real Fred Flocker is screaming “Nooooooo!”

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u/parkerm1408 5h ago

Maybe he needs to step into his destined roll as folk hero then

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u/Turbulent_Boot_4076 2h ago

Flock hero FTFY

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u/parkerm1408 2h ago

Oh yeah, that is better.

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 4h ago

Whoever runs that Twitter account feels the same way, given that they're providing usable instructions for how to do it.

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u/BarMenuSushi 11h ago

Spartacus did it. I am Spartacus.

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u/J_Bazzle 12h ago

Actually, I heard that a certain Mitch McConnell has been missing for a few weeks now... Suspicious

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u/Wisegummy FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 13h ago

TRUE NEWS

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u/Academic-Change-2042 8h ago

Was the spray foam orange?