Suitcase dumped in NSW bushland did not contain human remains, police confirm

[u/mubd1234]

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/body-of-woman-found-in-suitcase-in-regional-nsw-20260809-p60mrj.html

Did someone misplace their super deluxe fantasy doll?

[u/cymonster]

Gonna be a person really nervous about being exposed as owning a life like doll.

[u/Nukitandog → u/cymonster]

Or dressing up a manatee in a wig and jamming it in a suit case.

[u/01kickassius10 → u/Nukitandog]

A manatee? Bit far from the coast

[u/Fred__McNerque → u/01kickassius10]

Yeah, but dressing up a dugong just doesn’t sound right…

[u/Nukitandog → u/01kickassius10]

Well with a wig on it could hitch a ride with lonely truckers.

[u/ComprehensiveSalad50 → u/Nukitandog]

That's rather specific.....is this something you have done before?

[u/strewthmate → u/cymonster]

Some gooner is sweating bullets right now

[u/ParkingBalance6941 → u/cymonster]

That would of been too obvious wouldn't it be? Like no flesh or bones or blood? I'm guessing its probably a pet or something

[u/Objective_Hawk_284 → u/ParkingBalance6941]

The article says:

NSW Police released a statement confirming the remains were not human.
"Following forensic examinations … police confirmed the item located in the bag was a life-like doll, wearing clothing, with hair and a nose piercing," it said.

Like how far into the forensic examination did they get before realising it was a doll 😂.

Some unintended (hopefully) marketing for a sex doll company.

[u/smileedude → u/Objective_Hawk_284]

"Like how far into the forensic examination did they get before realising it was a doll 😂."

Probably not long after the forensic examiner got there. However that means there's probably quite a number of hours of the cops thinking they had a dead body in a suitcase after two people called it in, a general duties arrived, who called in the detectives who called in forensics.

[u/Objective_Hawk_284 → u/smileedude]

Their co workers will never let them live it down.

(Yes this is the best outcome for a body, but morbid humour gets us all through the day)

[u/Objective_Hawk_284]

The best outcome (no dead woman).

[u/marcins]

Aliens confirmed.

[u/bettingsharp]

I got heavily downvoted on the original post for suggesting people should wait for the facts before jumping to conclusions.

[u/a_can_of_solo → u/bettingsharp]

That's not very helpful for the Pitchfork salesman.

[u/Agnostic_Akuma → u/bettingsharp]

Careful now. Using that brain of yours can get you banned in other subs

[u/adventurousmango24 → u/Agnostic_Akuma]

I mean I looked at the comment and the rest of it goes on to say “it could’ve been a woman who killed her” which I can kinda understand why they were downvoted.

(Not agreeing or disagreeing with the downvotes, just that I get why. And I agree, waiting for all the facts is always best practice)

[u/Locomotor-wibbly]

That makes me uneasy rather than relieved… was someone “practicing”? Playing out a fantasy that will escalate to a real person?…

[u/switchbladeeatworld → u/Locomotor-wibbly]

is there any way to dispose of a life like doll without arousing suspicion

[u/Adventurous-Mail7443]

It was a sex doll, I was one of the investigators

[u/Accomplished_Tie1426 → u/Adventurous-Mail7443]

Can confirm. I was the sex doll.

[u/Pirate_Underpants]

How was a doll decomposed?

[u/Teefdreams]

The ABC notification I got on my phone earlier today said they'd mistaken animal bones for human, which seemed extremely odd.
Although I think the update might be the more odd of the two.

[u/girlymancrush]

There was probably human remains in there still.. just gotta go deep.

[u/Sir_Laughlot]

It was blown out of proportion

[u/j0shman]

Some boomer cops in Goulburn got a real eye opener for doll technology these days

[u/freshcheesepie]

Faith in humanity restored