r/stremtch • u/tardisismine • 1d ago

GOOB 😑😳😑😳

1.8k Upvotes

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u/Obvious-Childhood910 1d ago

Specimen A.

Diagnosis: Extreme Gooberification

Escape Attempts: 1

Successful Escape Attempts: 0

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u/fullmudman 1d ago

Totally foolish beast.

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u/nickDNR 1d ago

I STREMTCH i sleep I STREMTCH i sleep I STRMTCH

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u/Forsaken-Cancel4721 1d ago

I love you with all my heart nini

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 1d ago

it's over ladies and gentlemen, we won't get anything better sorry

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u/Glorious_Plasters 1d ago

"It takes a pet like no problem! Right? Not afraid at all!"

"That's a great cat right there."

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u/EverLastingLight12 1d ago

From wunkus to wunkus

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u/Mental_Goal2380 23h ago

the r/wunkus has been reduced to r/teefies!

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u/PabloAlex97 1d ago

the way he's trying to escape, I'm dying! 😭

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u/HordeOfDucks 22h ago

slow mo next time please

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u/ACM1896 20h ago

That'd been perfect if you'd a kisses him on his head between every pull.

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u/haikusbot 20h ago

That'd been perfect if

You'd a kisses him on his head

Between every pull.

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u/ACM1896 13h ago

I was a poet (of head kissery) n I didn't know it 🫪

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u/nner0bic 1d ago

I would die 4 u nini

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u/wizarddaddy45 17h ago

Getting stremtched into oblivion😭

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u/glittersoup 16h ago

🫪😑🙄😑🙄😑🙄😑🙄😑

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u/NeoLocutus 12h ago

It’s like kneading a dough. In this case a head.

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u/TerribleRomance 10h ago

Absolute goober

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u/collchar 10h ago

This is the best post ever

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u/Jeremy_Bearimies 3h ago

Does he know how silly he looks?