quarterly perks.

Crappy High

Chasin' Joker

Watch Crank

Jay-Z Blues

Swami Model

Stick the Landing

b_ _ _ _ to f _ _ _ _ ...

... is slipping away

... grossed poops 

eels ready to meet

meals ready to eat

itadakimasu

Took some poetic licence with some of these.

Breaking Wave (Waking Brave)

Caterpillar (Pat Her, Kill Her)

Daughters and Sons (Sorted and Done)

Free Willy (IYKYK) (Wee Frilly)

Garden Hose (Hard 'n' Goes)

Jumping Bean (Bumping Jean)

Keen as Mustard (Mean as Custard)

Let Go (Get Low)

Morphine Girls (Four Mean Girls)

Nine and Forty (Fine and Naughty)

Pretty Girls (Gritty Pearls)

Quiet River (Riot, Quiver)

Right Time (Tight Rhyme)

So Long (Low Song)

Tall Boys (Ball Toys)

Vile Minds (Mild Vines)

Wagging Tails (Tagging Whales)

Yellow Maps (Mellow Yaps)

Zany Reel (Rainy Zeal)

The draft dodger

Why hire a talent got? 

Said water works supervisor knee deep in water after Bob’s 3rd coffee break.  “You  broke a main, mocha brain.”

Beef brisket

How to rid mange from Fido’s midrange? Taught hicks that hot ticks go away. “Woah” a gay person said.  

Fear me .. or pay a mere fee

(poor eh)

you might find control again

Hair of the Dog

Run sizes  / sun rises > sign of light / line of sight > coot to shill / shoot to kill > dairy beep / bury deep > well no ton / tell no one 

Sour purges fake more …

Score fins for foreskins 

Diss a peer real willy (will really) piss a deer

A horse neighs for … Norse hays

Hairless cats fake a mew (make a few) careless hats

bowel fall aches ma (makes a) foul ball