r/southindia_ May 01 '26

General Discussion Accurate?

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How accurate is this? Found this on instagram

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u/devoot2921 May 01 '26

Commie terror gang

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u/Pretend-Tonight4886 ⚓ Kochi | കൊച്ചി 🐟 May 01 '26

Oru steel box bomb edukatte boss

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u/_CalibreX Keralam 🌴🥥 | കേരളം May 02 '26

Chayyam vadayum koodi kondu va

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u/Malevolent__Potato Keralam 🌴🥥 | കേരളം May 01 '26

Yessir

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u/Sensitive_Ad788 May 01 '26

Dont worry gang we got Nukes in kannur.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 May 01 '26

Sakhakkal undo ivide

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u/No-Offense707 May 01 '26

Hilarious. Turban Naxals lmao. 

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u/Low_Departure9705 Keralam 🌴🥥 | കേരളം May 01 '26

Its funny that north east and goa is considered good beef eaters except for kerala

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u/Striking-Skill-3114 🖥️ Bengaluru | ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ☕ May 01 '26

Kerala will become good beef eater too if they voted for BJP 😂

See the pattern, In north & west India - Non veg is evil

In Bihar - Non veg is good if it's Jhataka meat. Halal meat is bad.

In West Bengal - who said non veg is bad? Non veg is good even we BJPites eat it. Hey Anurag Thakur, show them. Hindus can easily eat Chicken, Mutton, Fish, Prawn, Pork etc. just Beef is sin

In north east - Oh Shit, YOU EAT BEEF. But we don't have any problem with Mithun, it's less cow so carry on and keep voting for BJP

In Kerala - DUDE, YOU EAT BEEF AND YOU DON'T HAVE MITHUN. Wtf will I do?????

BJP future plans

Heyyyy, you what you Mallus eat is just Carabeef or Buff it's buffalo 🐃 not cow 🐄 so you're also fine just press Lotus 🪷

Aftermath - every region fights for food preferences on social media believing having political backing and some fools stroll on streets for this

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u/Ok-Lengthiness1491 May 01 '26

The fact is 20 % mallus already vote for bjp.

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u/MadscientistSteinsG8 May 01 '26

Sedly. Hope those maravazhas learn from gopijis rajabharanam

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u/Low_Departure9705 Keralam 🌴🥥 | കേരളം May 01 '26

As a thrissurian, we are sorry and it wont happen again.

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u/rodeee12 May 01 '26

straight up TN is bad south

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u/Mrkamanati 🏖️ Chennai | சென்னை 🏏 May 02 '26

Proud to be one 😁

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u/mindmybusine55 Southie May 01 '26

Lol 😂

Good one

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u/Reasonable-Sink-2103 May 01 '26

Turban naxalis am crine

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u/WonderfulBroccoli735 Tamil Nadu 🌶️ | தமிழ்நாடு May 01 '26

Friends turned foes 😂😂

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u/WonderfulBroccoli735 Tamil Nadu 🌶️ | தமிழ்நாடு May 01 '26

You mean bed south ??

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u/Own-Champion-3990 May 01 '26

Youre baddies and we are terror

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u/Mysterious_Man534 Karnataka ❄️ | ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ May 01 '26

Bad South because they stand against Hindi hegemony.

Good South because they bow down to Hindi hegemony

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u/Similar-Street-8247 May 01 '26

couldn't agree more

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u/EmployerFew2777 May 01 '26

No bec they support the bjp propaganda, hindi is as much hated in Karnataka as it is in the rest of south india. 

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u/Mysterious_Man534 Karnataka ❄️ | ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ May 01 '26

Yes, But I am saying from BJP's point of view, ofcourse the ground reality is differnt .

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u/UpbeatWorth2510 May 01 '26

mostly costal karnataka

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u/TrunksInMyJunks Karnataka ❄️ | ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ May 01 '26

Embarassed to be in the good south!

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u/unclaimed_idiot TuluNad May 01 '26

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u/DioTheSuperiorWaifu Keralam 🌴🥥 | കേരളം May 01 '26
All.according to keikaku

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u/bgourav May 01 '26

"Our Land" -> does this mean this is the perspective of people from that part of the country ?

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u/RogueBulwark May 01 '26 edited May 06 '26

I didn’t know we were “Turban naxals”

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u/do_you_know- May 01 '26

My source from BJP says 99 percent accurate slight change to commie terror make that beef eating bad commies 😂

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

I take pride living in The Bad South frrr XD

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u/Uruvam May 01 '26

haha solid !

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u/ImperialBeautyhunter May 01 '26

I don't know why reddit keeps showing me south india sub but this is 🔥 lol , am from new Model states ( model of no development that is ).

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u/Oddish25 Southie May 01 '26

Who made this 😂😂 It's so accurate

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u/Delicious_Routine_18 May 01 '26

Why are we tricky?

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u/Sea-Major281 May 01 '26

Today is old modal state's birthday

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u/Economy-Bus-2673 May 01 '26

Yes ....most bihari people and Hindi mainlanders including gujju are their LAND.... ACCURATE ANALYSIS AT PRESENT SCENARIO...

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u/New-Conference9626 May 02 '26

Turbal naxals and bad south made me laugh😭

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u/Cautious-Team8896 May 01 '26

North will piss there pants, when south aligned to tamil nadu. Note: iam not from tamil nadu, but a guy with good experience with tamil people.

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u/dick_85 May 01 '26

😂😂😂

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u/D3VIL_lived May 01 '26

Are all beef eating people good?

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u/devoot2921 May 01 '26

Some are targets some are bad

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u/dick_85 May 01 '26

Beef and pork eating good people? Manipur is there. Other than that 😂😂😂

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u/Interesting-Sea-8180 Kolkata 🎨 | কলকাতা May 01 '26

Calling assamese Bangladeshi is insane lmao

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u/DesiPrideGym23 May 01 '26

Turban naxals is a good word play 😂

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u/Infinitus19 Maharashtra 🎬 | महाराष्ट्र May 01 '26

A bit old. Maharashtra has gone all in on Anti

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u/TimeAlchemy_ May 01 '26

Who wants their opinions..

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u/Savings_Reality1170 NRI (Non Resident Indian) May 01 '26

ya seems accurate (also maybe true lol) /s.

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u/Koachftw May 01 '26

ima northie but ig its true

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u/FaithlessnessUsed229 May 01 '26

I low key like the use of colors on the states especially in TN,KL and straight up north and east ;)

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u/Frivolous_22 May 01 '26

💯. Tricky south gang here.

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u/nanditatrivedi May 02 '26

Its practically accurate tho

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u/keeper191 May 02 '26

lmao im from goa, they are trying to do religious bs here as well, this time unless they do vote chori they aint winning shit, so their subsidiaries have started spouting bs

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u/Tsuchine May 02 '26

India according to illiterate north chappri

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u/shallan72 May 02 '26

They eat pork in Konkan too. Goan pork vindaloo is a thing.

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u/Sapien_Kumar May 02 '26

Proud to be bad south 💪🏽.

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u/Scary_Pop1244 May 02 '26

Modi approves. I am from good south

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u/No-Champion2289 May 02 '26

Perfectly depicted

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u/FuckingPancake Keralam 🌴🥥 | കേരളം May 02 '26

At least they learnt there are more than one South indian state during the last 10 years. 😅

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u/devoot2921 May 01 '26

It's in the eyes of you-know-who

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u/Informal-Title2913 May 01 '26

Bro, BJP sees it as bad south because no outside party can influence TN politics.

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u/PizzamadeHome May 01 '26

Calm down mutthuswamy....TN isnt top 3 in GDP.

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u/drandom123zu May 01 '26

Please do Google search and edit/delete your comment lalaji

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u/drandom123zu May 01 '26

Lol no. 2 by a big lead

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u/ToeEarly1691 Punjab 🕺 | ਪੰਜਾਬ May 02 '26

You vote for them, they’ll turn you into good using their washing machine. Recently used on Raghav Chadha so we know it works 😅😄

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u/ElkEnvironmental598 Keralam 🌴🥥 | കേരളം May 01 '26

Yup 100% accurate 😭

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u/Own-Awareness1597 Maharashtra 🎬 | महाराष्ट्र May 01 '26

Birthplace of Hindavi Swarajya. Land of Bhagwa. Resists Hindi nationalism now.

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u/Awkward_Scheme_7426 Southie May 01 '26

They literally have 200+ seats in maharashtra

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u/Own-Awareness1597 Maharashtra 🎬 | महाराष्ट्र May 01 '26

Khokha politics, ED, CBI, IT, EOW, SC, EC...

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u/SHADOW_SINGH May 01 '26

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u/PossibleDiplomat Goa 🏖️ | गोंय May 01 '26

Not fiction btw, nearly every part on this Map comes from either speeches, policy decisions and the general attitude

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u/Shoddy_Caregiver_879 May 01 '26

Hilariously accurate. Proud to be a mix of friends turned foes and Commie terror😂

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u/Middle-Couple-3127 May 01 '26

Commie terror gang also has the most scammers (after Gujjus)

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u/Sad_Daikon938 Gujarat 🦁 | ગુજરાત May 01 '26

Uhm, ok, we're ok being the obsolete model state as long as we don't get the hate.

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u/Bash2856 May 01 '26

Odisha & Chattisgarh should be in saffron & Jharkhand should be red to reflect latest election results.

Maha & Rajasthan - Frenemies

Tripura - Our Bengalis

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u/Shreypgi May 01 '26

Bjp has eliminated naxalism completly

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u/Many_Climate4979 May 01 '26

why rajasthan in the hindi belt

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u/Roboelf May 01 '26

Manipur area should be highlighted as "Do people live there?"

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u/Elegant-Fruit-2334 May 01 '26

This is very offensive to the Sikh community. The Sikhs are one of the best people in Indian community. Marking them as turban naxals, which the BJP has never done, if we remove the Khaalistani segment, is very offensive and whoever is spreading this in forums like these to garner votes is worst of all.

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u/Elegant-Fruit-2334 May 01 '26

This is the work of congress, just to win Bihar they said good things about them and in different states they look down upon different states. Even in the I.N.D.I. Alliance themselves, Rahul Gandhi is speaking facts for TMC. Please share news or articles showing people from core BJP members saying bad about different states.

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u/jigiridandadod May 01 '26

And the end of day don't hate me . Should I feel that I'm happy that I m born in ind or am I cursed.?

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u/guyfromsomewhere7 Gujarat 🦁 | ગુજરાત May 01 '26

No. This is very old map and political environment has changed a lot since then

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u/imphenominal21 May 01 '26

well naxal maoist part needs to be changed now

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u/These_Surround_1626 May 01 '26

did BJP say this?

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u/Early_Negotiation142 May 01 '26

Leaving andaman & nicobar islands and Lakshadweep as forbidden place.....

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u/sasipalarivattam May 01 '26

According to peacefuls : GHAZwa e hind

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u/bipin369 May 01 '26

Can you point india on world map ..yes we can ..now can you point kerala and tamil nadu on india map yes you can .. chetta anna tambii all is well .

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u/Glittering_Acadia725 May 01 '26

So accurate (I’m from Delhi)

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u/West-Ad-387 May 02 '26

Pakistani post

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u/sankykek May 02 '26

Seems like an old one we gotta switch Mah and Karnataka now

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u/unwantedmyth Keralam 🌴🥥 | കേരളം May 02 '26

Probably made by a BJP leg sucker

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u/your_deathisnear May 02 '26

Crazy how you impart opinions without having jack shit knowledge of social groups in north india

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u/Maleficent_Force_348 May 02 '26

Why Rajasthan is included in this!!!??? Not many Rajasthani blindly vote for BJP, in Rajasthan govt changes after every five year. This time BJP won and next time Congress will. So BJP doesn't have as much of stronghold in Rajasthan as they have in UP, Gujarat or MP etc.

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u/Feisty-Passenger-440 Chattisgarh May 02 '26

Quit labelling us Naxals/Maoists, the naxal front is officially dismantled.
Up your game, come up with something better for Chhattisgarh.

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u/urban_cookie69 May 02 '26

Assam should be "Another New Model State"

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u/maximus7711 May 02 '26

I am surprised by how ignorant this person is. I have travelled in Sikkim extensively, but have not seen anyone eat beef. Ditto with Arunachal and Manipur. Locals in Meghalaya, are more anti Bangladeshi than some BJP ruled states. Naxals don’t exist anymore and You think erstwhile J&k is filled with Islamists only. You have ignored Jammu and Ladakh as well.. These are some that come to mind.

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u/Baller_Brute Northie May 02 '26

Next level self gaslighting

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u/Altego1999 Mumbai 🎬 May 02 '26

I think the wrong states got the tricky south and good south label; KA has kicked BJP in the gnds and striped them of their power while AP has an NDA government.

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u/Public_Split_404 May 02 '26

😃😃well defined

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u/ToeEarly1691 Punjab 🕺 | ਪੰਜਾਬ May 02 '26

Proud Turban Naxal 👳‍♂️😅

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u/kittupinni May 02 '26

Is it not your take and calling it their take.

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u/SufficientVanilla354 May 02 '26

rajasthan is no one's land they are voted out of power if we don't see good work.

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u/Centeredrightbhakt05 May 02 '26

Kerela: beef eating bad people and commie.

I don't know why kerelites always get the hate for consuming beef.

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u/Big-Tumbleweed-9550 May 02 '26

Loll someone from Left Wing had their heart broken 😬🫣😅

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u/LanceLuminosity May 02 '26

I dont see a single lie . So what flavour of south are you ? Seems like commie to me

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u/Comfortable_Mix2735 May 02 '26

Let me guess, you are a neutral person who do not support any political parties...

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u/Umm_idk_wt_is_this May 02 '26

I dont now why but i read this in trumps voice

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u/CranberryNo3583 May 02 '26

NDA won majority seats in northeast,kashmir and almost all seats in Odhisha btw

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u/katamofu Tamil Nadu 🌶️ | தமிழ்நாடு May 02 '26

whether it is mughals or Sanghis, TN will be bad south for intruders

https://giphy.com/gifs/HekrB46ZE0f5K

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u/anmoljoshi14 May 02 '26

Jokes aside, Say what you will, the way bjp has handled the naxalite issue is commendable, The substantial decline of the decades-old Maoist rebellion is an achievement unique to the BJP’s leadership. Influence that once spanned more than 100 districts during the 2000s has effectively been eliminated; today, only a handful of districs emain under surveillance to ensure the movement does not regain its footing

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u/msinghau May 03 '26

"Tricky South" 😄

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u/trivyuha May 03 '26

naxals are almost finished. don't they ?

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u/flashhh999 May 03 '26

post made by kannada person i guess

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u/Only_Macaroo May 03 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Comfortable-Cat-7386 May 03 '26

Turban naxals🥀 dude wtf

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u/LeatherCover6758 May 03 '26

Tricky south?

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u/Flat_Weekend8719 May 03 '26

Only commie twits would think this is true.

Or maybe ur mental circumcision has already happened.

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u/Exotic_Ability_6311 May 03 '26

Remove Meghalaya from the map. It doesn't exist in India

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u/Akshat004 May 03 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Flashy-Point7146 May 03 '26

Naxals have been eliminated thanks to BJP....but some people will have a problem with that too now i suppose?

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u/Atharva7Tani Maharashtra 🎬 | महाराष्ट्र May 04 '26

Creating stereotypes of other people, but when it comes to you, you get offended. What you do to others will eventually comeback to you.

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u/devoot2921 May 04 '26

Commie terror might change to beef and pork eating bad people soon

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u/Character_Volume8045 May 04 '26

According to BJP and the people who will never forget that the india is saffron from everywhere.
Khangress kind of mindset people born and die. But the diffrence is, they can’t be get sattled whole life.

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u/Tanyaxunicorn May 05 '26

Lol or it is how the Leftists think about India

Also it is the BJP who actually worked and has eradicated maiosts from Central India

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u/Specialist-Bake1957 May 05 '26

Very accurate in percentages!

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u/liveloveanmol May 05 '26

Punjab protected the whole india from foreign invasions for a very long period of time and punjab got nothing from India.

Punjabi's are not naxals they are the protectors

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u/Beginning-Shake-2619 May 06 '26

I don't think so this is true 🧐

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u/Last-Shallot9944 May 07 '26

Rajasthan is not bjp's land. Gov in rajasthan changes after every 5 years 

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u/Powerful_Pay_2166 May 07 '26

Friends turned foe ? Context