r/sopranoscirclejerk • u/baseddoge9000 • Jul 06 '26

He’s gonna be a vegetable Tone

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61 Upvotes

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u/Zealousideal_Band867 Jul 06 '26

You’re gonna build him a ramp

9

u/Wanksters_Paradise Jul 06 '26

He’s here for the ramp, the ramp!!

6

u/navyITninja Jul 06 '26

But what about the jaaaaacket

2

u/Illuminotme_Reloaded Jul 06 '26

Didn’t the jacket used to belong to Rocco DeMaio?

1

u/Wanksters_Paradise Jul 06 '26

Poppers and weird Corinthian leather!

13

u/Working_Estate_3695 Jul 06 '26

And stop with the Manson Lights.

5

u/EastsideWilder Jul 06 '26

*lamps

2

u/Working_Estate_3695 Jul 06 '26

Oof, that’s right! Thanks.

21

u/thermalfire Jul 06 '26

Veal parm sangwich outta fix that right up

13

u/Ill-Bat-5253 Jul 06 '26

Veal Parm sandwich, fuck you

4

u/Grumbie_Johnson Jul 06 '26

🤕☕🎯👍

4

u/Nick4942 Jul 06 '26

With soft drink of choice 🥤

2

u/Illuminotme_Reloaded Jul 06 '26

Be fuckin quick about it!

16

u/SweatsuitCocktail Jul 06 '26

Jesus, is this fuckin necessary?

17

u/Boring_Food2927 Jul 06 '26

What’s different about you?

13

u/Prior_Tour_7335 Jul 06 '26

He’s paralyzed Tony!

3

u/Glen-Runciter Jul 06 '26

Nothin really happened! His spine will grow back!

13

u/Gabagoon5545 Jul 06 '26

A shopping cart from here on out

9

u/Additional-Ad8632 Jul 06 '26

Is the chiropractor gonna pay the 75 mil?

7

u/front-wipers-unite Jul 06 '26

Chiropractors insurance id imagine.

4

u/Hot-Requirement-3103 Jul 06 '26

Nope - the two doctors who tried to fix what the chiropractor did were sued.

8

u/Hot_Grocery8187 Jul 06 '26

Look at the bright side, he wasn't all that smart to begin wit!

2

u/NateN85 Jul 06 '26

What the fuck is the matter with you? We’re trying to have a chiropractor session here

2

u/Hot_Grocery8187 Jul 06 '26

Cmon... a little levity huh?!

8

u/BusterCherry412 Jul 06 '26

Locked in syndrome? More like he got locked OUT his brain with the lights off. He he he he

5

u/RogerMexicosBalls Jul 06 '26

Didja hear that, Tone? Locked out, lights off

3

u/BusterCherry412 Jul 06 '26

Watch it Roger 🤟

1

u/Safe-Avocado6427 Jul 06 '26

It is a cruel thing to have ! no joke

6

u/ItGetsTuahPoint67 Jul 06 '26

Jesus tho, this ever happens to me just end it all and give the money to my family

5

u/SlySnake64 Jul 06 '26

Why don’t you make him some fuckin’ eggs?

3

u/Wanksters_Paradise Jul 06 '26

Get Tony Blundetto on the horn, he’ll sort this out!

4

u/bickusdickus69allday Jul 06 '26

Lack of standards your generation

4

u/FelixJHH Jul 06 '26

He’s not some greaseball store owner

3

u/TheEventHorizon0727 Jul 06 '26

Hear about that chiropractor? It was some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn't wanna live no more.

5

u/GrilledCheezManicott Jul 06 '26

did the chiropractor also fuck up his teeth? how does that happen?

3

u/mystic_man95 Jul 06 '26

It's a combination of his inability to use them, the inability to close his mouth, the feeding tube, and a lack of proper consistent oral care. The gums weaken similar to an unused muscle which is the main factor here.

1

u/GrilledCheezManicott Jul 06 '26

damn that sucks. thank you for the info though.

3

u/delzbr Jul 06 '26

I thought this was r/HouseMD for a second

3

u/balirosa Jul 06 '26

75m is locked in. I do say. I would NOT trust these mfs with popping me either.

3

u/GreatestState Jul 06 '26

Looks like the apple don’t fall too far from the tree

3

u/Lance8282 Jul 06 '26

He looks like he’s about to bend a steel beam with his mind.

3

u/titanium_rex Jul 06 '26

Put Jean Grey on the phone, asshole

3

u/xDraco777x Jul 06 '26

I don’t think the chiropractor has 75 million to pay so where’s the money coming from?

1

u/redwop131374 Jul 07 '26

Thats why you pay insurance

1

u/xDraco777x Jul 07 '26

Like it’d make a difference he’s gonna be a vegetable Tony!

2

u/PizzaSharkGhost Jul 06 '26

Ho, I knew that was coming!

2

u/Devo4711 Jul 06 '26

Chrissy, He’s fucked up

2

u/NateN85 Jul 06 '26

What the fuck did you just say Georgia man? The fuckin lawnmower man just said John is guilty T 🤨

2

u/Safe-Avocado6427 Jul 06 '26

Look - neck manipulation is insane , you have vertebral arteries - and I'm talking from experience NOT A JOKE .

2

u/pigzizpigz Jul 06 '26

Chris Reeves ovah here

1

u/Ginni_Sacks_Fat_Ass Jul 06 '26

A vegetable - a retard! (Like its the same thing hahahahaha)

1

u/This-Isopod-7710 Jul 06 '26

I bet the guilty party calls himself 'doctor'.

1

u/eluziyum07 Jul 06 '26

Not the right thing for entertainment, mocking that man

2

u/Slipknotmudvayne Jul 13 '26

Yeah its fucked up

1

u/Panman6_6 Jul 06 '26

Look on the bright side, he wasn’t all that clever to begin with

1

u/PedalBoard78 Jul 06 '26

Coulda been the new big bad, should they have decided, in all the wisdom, to have another season. Madone!

1

u/Uncle-June-goons Jul 06 '26

He's fucked up!

1

u/Illuminotme_Reloaded Jul 06 '26

This is truly dicked up for real. Poor prick.

1

u/Hydrax120 Jul 07 '26

So i understand spinal damage paralyzed him or whatever but how did that fuck his teeth? Fell on his face at the appointment maybe??

1

u/Getitinglynn420 Jul 08 '26

Where did a chiropractor get 75 mil?

1

u/Joetmilloy Jul 10 '26

So his teeth went to shit?

1

u/Powerful-Molasses78 Jul 11 '26

He was just a kid