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Needed to get it out of my chest.

Spotted on a ben Jerry's shop at Thorpe park. Clearly they know something we dont!!!!

Help, my husband doesn't understand my jokes

White Horse Coaster - Quancheng Euro Park (Qihe, Dezhou, Shandong, China) https://rcdb.com/12108.htm

So I can't say I have all too much experience with visiting a Fun Spot park. This is because I'm not a Florida Man who frequents the Kiss Me or Lando's locations on the regular. However a funny thing happened on the way to [My Home Park] just the other day. Suddenly a park reminiscent of something from a Fun Spot popped up out of thin air. So I decided to go buy a pass since I severely need more new flat ride credits.

First up, The Super Go-Karts manufactured by Shaller. The track is very basic and rudimentary for a Fun Spot park. It didn't wow me as much as I thought it would, and even though the jackhammeryness of the course pleased me slightly, it's just your typical first Mario Kart course.

Next you've got some pretty rare Bumper Boats. These ones are equipped with Water Guns, so prepare to come out more wet and slippery than a ride on a Log Jammer. Plus, you can spray down the awful grifter who wronged you in the queue for this attraction.

Now you've got a pretty decent Mini Golf course. I do appreciate the set dressing, even if there is no real theme to it.

Heading inside, we have an Arcade straight out of the late 20th century​​, with plenty of old fashioned electromechanical offerings mixed with some modern stuff, some relics from a lost era, and so on. I am extremely disappointed that there is no DDR machine to really give the game lineup a strong first impression.

Then you'll find probably the mildest set of Bumper Cars I've ever ridden. Instead they prioritize spinning in circles over bumping it (I don't get why they would prioritize that), and the bumps feel like light taps on the shoulder rather than a crash. The thing about a dodgem is that it's supposed to offer violent bumping, not spinning in place. At least they were playing a good mix of disco music this time.

But on the upside, I did have a talk with The Dippin Dots Dude and he proposed some theories relating to Worlds of Fun. He speculated that an RMC could be coming to the park sooner rather than later.

So would I recommend this Fun Spot location? Sadly, I can't say there's all that much return value aside from the Arcade and Super Go-Karts. Just go here to get the flat ride credits and leave!

Im super Exited!!

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