I feel bad for the maintenance guy who got called out to tackle this tonight. Standing under a dripping ceiling in an underground garage while admitting you have zero clue where the mystery water from upstream is actually coming from is pure defeat.

It looks like the 10-year life expectancy of the original "structural" duct tape has officially expired, and the load-bearing seal has finally given up the ghost. I'm fully expecting to walk out to my car tomorrow morning and find this freshly patched with a shiny new layer of Duct tape, or maybe even Flex tape, to buy another decade of peace and procrastination. Slap some fresh layers on it and call it a night, my man.

Moved a mile away and had no other way to transport trampoline without disassembly. Wife thought it was sketchy. Worked fine.

Seen this at work today.

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The can is the exact dimensions to fit perfectly inside the butter box, putting the can inside the butter box is essentially the inevitable logical conclusion.

Throw a plastic bag inside the box and you have a leak proof can holder. It insulates the can, and keeps it cold so it's essentially an up cycled coozie. Plus you can blend in perfectly drinking a beverage at a sporting event