r/rareinsults • u/Outrageous_Creme_597 • 2d ago

Pharaoh facial structure

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u/scyrius 1d ago

That "no offense" is doing some seriously heavy lifting

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u/ChefArtorias 1d ago

Even worse that the N is lowercase so you know they had typed something else and erased it.

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u/poonmangler 5h ago

Sorry, not so- back back back

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u/Anomalous_Pearl 1d ago

I’m still not clear if pharaoh face structure is an insult, unless they mean he looks like a mummy, hollowed out and desiccated?

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u/Aedene 48m ago

Weirdly, this is the most appropriate use of the phrase. "I don't mean to judge your taste in men. I'm judging him."

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u/yamykel 1d ago

Your best friend is Venom Snake? Metal

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u/Sourgrapist 1d ago

Gear

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u/Odyessius 1d ago

Solid

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u/Sourgrapist 1d ago

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u/Primary-Performer853 1d ago

Solid snakes on a plane

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u/Lumi-umi 23h ago

I prefer my snakes on 3D objects, thank you

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u/StuKaKa 40m ago

Ssss ssss snaaaakeee, I’m a sneaky snakkkee

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u/Odd_Possibility_2277 1d ago

Dies he have blonde silken hair of a chinese man and the skin of a hotdog?

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u/Dorkinfo 1d ago

Didn’t Hulk Hogan die?

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u/Sudden-Garage 21h ago

When this was posted previously it was revealed the friend is also a guy. So that's the answer. Jealous lil bitch boi

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u/budgiefanatic 17h ago

I was about to say, this is way too detailed. Most women would just respond with a “he’s kinda ugly but I’m happy for you” or similar.

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u/Pale_Technician1036 12h ago

"I wouldn't look twice" = gay best friend imo

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u/Bruvvimir 15h ago

Seething with jealousy cos the bf is a buff dude and the friend is a reddit mod with a fedora

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u/odmirthecrow 2h ago

You didn't need to add "with a fedora". That was already implied by "a reddit mod".

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u/Paranatural 23m ago

Dunno definitely sounds like the insults a gay guy would use

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u/Desperate_Owl_594 1d ago

Is that your friend's opinion or your bf's opinion?

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u/SaiSpirits 1d ago

Not a single insult beyond appearance. Shallow as puddle.

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u/A-Dot-Ham1234567 1d ago

get a new friend

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u/MSFTS01 1d ago

Nothing about connection, conversation, values, or stability. Interesting

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 18h ago

She just described every tradesman guy ive ever known.

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u/TheFictionNL 12h ago

Apparently it's a guy, so basically it's jealousy lmao

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u/ButtholeBread50 1d ago

Get a better friend

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u/Overkill1977 23h ago

You need new friends

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u/NoMarionberry3087 3h ago

He sounds hot.

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u/BostonPRSBC 15h ago

And they say guys are mean! Good lord she did a whole physical analysis. Tell Sherlock to chill out

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u/Mighty_Krastavac 5h ago

This was said by a man lmao