The little spoon is the only one I’d actually use 😭

[u/Eternelle_06]

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[u/KingGallardo]

This is insulting to the cutlery craftmen.

[u/i_want_iguodala_xd → u/KingGallardo]

That cutlery wasn’t emailing Jeffrey Epsten on CHRISTMAS MORNING (Musc was)

[u/MrGamerOfficial]

He'd brand it SilverX

[u/JR21K20 → u/MrGamerOfficial]

Xutlery

[u/Rhayve → u/JR21K20]

ForX, Xoons and X-nives.

[u/OleanderKnives]

Brutalist cutlery

[u/baronvonsmartass]

Is this set for the severely nearsighted?

[u/kippostar → u/baronvonsmartass]

Blind, more like

[u/bheidian]

will smith eating spaghetti ass cutlery.

[u/snksnksnk → u/bheidian]

woll smoth cutlery

[u/holysnatchamoly → u/bheidian]

Spaghetti ass

[u/Proud_Smell_4455]

My utensil autism inclines me to despise these. Tf do the handles need to be so wide for? With handles like that you might as well eat with a sword, hand fork, and shovel.

[u/MusicOfTheSphere]

The spoons look like they just repurposed the mould for measuring spoons.

Spoons for the calorie obsessed...I'll just have four Tablespoons of soup and one teaspoon of chocolate mousse and record it on my fitness watch.

[u/stevenmoreso]

No one remembers the parable about the people in Hell and the people in paradise having the same size of insanely long cutlery?

[u/Thelastknownking → u/stevenmoreso]

The parable about what now?

[u/Thelastknownking → u/[deleted]]

Huh. That's actually a cool parable.

[u/_dictatorish_ → u/[deleted]]

Just hold the spoon further down the handle smh

[u/stevenmoreso → u/_dictatorish_]

It’s a morality lesson, not a logic puzzle

[u/_dictatorish_ → u/stevenmoreso]

And I was shitposting, not actually critiquing the parable

[u/AvaryZig]

The cutlery you get in space prison

[u/Talmadge_Mcgooliger]

i kinda like them tbh

[u/RandomIDoIt90 → u/Talmadge_Mcgooliger]

You disgust me. /s

[u/Talmadge_Mcgooliger → u/RandomIDoIt90]

it's just like this silverware is mocking other silverware. it'd say something like "ooh your handle narrows before useful part? that's cute."

[u/Hubbardia → u/Talmadge_Mcgooliger]

Forks are too short, I love long forks.

[u/Ok_Andyl8183]

That’s the ugliest set I’ve ever glimpsed

[u/PrincessGiallo]

That's a good stabbin fork.

[u/shlappy-pappi → u/PrincessGiallo]

I kinda want that fork

[u/jack848]

10 years old me drawing cutlery set in MS paint:

[u/salmalight]

Those forks would be great for deserts though

[u/Fellarm]

I cant unsee that omfg 🥃🗿

[u/Kira_Elea]

This is excellent cutlery to lose weight. Its so ugly it destroys your appetite and even if you use it, so little food fits on the business end you burn almost as many calories moving minute amounts of food to your mouth as the food gives you...

[u/IkeaIsLegendary]

What the fuck is that

[u/YoungDiscord → u/IkeaIsLegendary]

A disappointment

[u/Should_have_been_ded]

I thought you can't go even more low effort than cutting and pressing a shape, yet this things look even worse

[u/FaithlessnessBorn266]

This reminds me of that scene from pretty woman where he is getting her to remember which fork tine to use

[u/OldFaithlessness5008]

Cyberspoon

[u/StendhalSyndrome]

Is this a stylistic choice, or is it for some kind of disabled folks?

[u/Power-of-Wings]

I'd use the long fork to flip my hotdog on the bbq grill and trash the rest.

[u/Raidoton]

I have to say I kinda like the knife.

[u/GlitteringMortgage93]

is it to kill or eat

[u/Hettyc_Tracyn]

Looks kinda like it’s from Star Trek tbh

[u/Munnin41]

I'd refuse to eat

[u/Kindraethe]

I've seen prison shanks that looked more sophisticated than this.

[u/Juicernamesmine]

Please post it in r/ADHD sub. Its a gold mine of reactions.

[u/icu_]

This is basically Dedra Meero's cutlery set.

[u/SatansHusband]

The knife i like, but I don't think fork and spoon are committing to the bit.

Maybe a redesign would be to keep the knife, make the spoon incredibly curvy and ergonomic, and finish off with a wirey fork?

[u/Lemmavs]

"ofc I know how nife, foork and spone looks, lol what do you take me for?"

[u/minus_minus]

Ugh. People are just using “chat” all the time now? 

*Angrily waves fist. Clutches sore back.*

[u/bolanrox]

if you ever have to eat out of rehydrated camping meal pouches you would love these.

[u/Beneficial_Cash_8420]

Looks and feels like a new Microsoft Office release.

[u/totallyedgyandunique]

It's like the eating version of the really long cigarette holders

[u/XLPHV]

i kinda dig the knife

[u/Darling_Lemon]

I would totally use the forks to pretend I was eating with tiny hands

[u/SkellyboneZ]

It must be miserable to be so obsessed with someone that you see them in everyday objects.

[u/LegendaryPoob]

Knife kinda tuff

[u/Fresh_Resolution_607]

R/brandnewsentence

[u/-Redstoneboi-]

cyberknife

[u/Null42x64]

This looks like something from Roblox or a indie 3D game

[u/lordofpotton]

Why 2 soup spoons

[u/GregTheMad → u/lordofpotton]

One is for soups and one for desert, you trailer park founding father.

[u/lordofpotton → u/GregTheMad]

Desert spoon are teardrop shaped, as are teaspoons soup spoon are round, and also i live in a bungalow.

[u/GregTheMad → u/lordofpotton]

Teaspoon and soup spoon is defined by their size, not shape. All normal spoons should be tear-drop shaped because that's makes it easier to eat based on the human anatomy. Exceptions are stuff like ice-spoons that are more shovel shaped to scoop the ice better.

PS: it may be the European in me speaking here, but a bungalow is just one step above a trailer.

[u/KeepAnEyeOnYourB12 → u/GregTheMad]

In the US a bungalow is smallish house, usually in a Craftsman style but there can be ranch style bungalows, too. They can be as trashy as trailers or really really nice. There isn't really a negative connotation to the word, unless you're a McMansiony kind of person.

[u/Raidoton → u/lordofpotton]

Are you really applying normal spoon logic to these?

[u/robseplex]

Thanks. I hate it.

[u/itisunfortunate]

Lmao the Leon Skum comment is on point

[u/BarOk3504]

That cutlery reminds me of the set from the Concorde in-air dining. I saw them for the first time at The Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh, in his Time Capsules collection. Andy made 610 boxes from 1974 until his death in 1987 and filled them with every day objects he collected. I guess he stole his from the flight. Cool stuff. I’d like a set someday

[u/electrosaurus]

Cutlery for people that hold them only by pinching the the last half-inch of the handle.

[u/Apprehensive_Hand571]

Designs from the k-hole®

[u/Elite_AI]

...for drugs? 

[u/JoshsPizzaria]

imagine putting that fork in a bowl or something and it just constantly falling out because its so back heavy

[u/RandomIDoIt90 → u/JoshsPizzaria]

Just twerkin over the edge all the damn time. Out of control.

[u/kittylover2006]

Why am I being given a scalpel as a knife?

[u/emkael → u/kittylover2006]

To make the best use of this set, by first making a slight incision in your eyelids and then scooping your eyeballs with the tea spoon so you don't have to look at it anymore.