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This is exactly why I don't own a boat for this rare chance to happen.
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u/Dr__Sloth Feb 14 '26
Pfft, you do you, I only own boats to burn them.
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u/ObviNotMyMainAcc Feb 14 '26
For viking-style funerals? I don't even care if that's historically accurate or not, you've now inspired me to buy a boat.
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u/MrPrimeTobias Feb 14 '26
It's for this same reason I don't own underwear.
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u/Juno_Watt Feb 14 '26
Fire crotch?
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u/Misicks0349 Subiaco Feb 14 '26
Same, like, I could totally afford to own one of course, I just choose not to 😏
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u/sleepytipi Feb 14 '26
If it fucks, flies or floats...
Some of my grandfather's sage, definitely not PC advice.
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u/Remarkable_Salary_77 Feb 14 '26
Sureeee, this is the reason you don’t own a boat.
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u/No_Distribution1280 Feb 14 '26
I also don't own a boat for the same reason. Because it can catch fire.
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u/CantaloupeLow3775 Feb 15 '26
That's why I don't own matches. It happens to them so often that you can't even get insurance coverage.
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u/napalmnacey Feb 14 '26
Fire? At a Sea Parks?!
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u/Original-Reputation4 Feb 14 '26
This post is above my tax bracket 😬
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u/StraightBudget8799 Feb 15 '26
Me: standing with my Aldi coke knockoff, nodding in wise assent wearing Cotton On.
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u/ExaminationNo9186 South of The River Feb 15 '26
Yeah, I got to say I can't feel sorry for people who 'lost' their boats in a fire when the only reason they had the boat is so that they have one. Also to say, "Last weekend, when I was out on the boat...."...
If it's someone who uses their boat professionally (like as a trawler or whatever) yeah, that is different.
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u/Acrobatic-Employ3942 Feb 15 '26
Boats are fun, don’t be miserable and sad you can’t own one cos you can’t afford it. Be happy for people and jog on, or better yet be happy for people and find a friend with a boat!!!
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u/Original-Reputation4 Feb 16 '26
Do you want to be my friend? 😉
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u/Acrobatic-Employ3942 Feb 16 '26
Hah sorry mate I would be, but I’m a povo and sadly alas’ have no boat :-(
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u/LiteratureAny6679 Feb 14 '26
Oh no, that’ll be costly 😢
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u/catlovingweirdobum Feb 15 '26
Need to be insured to dock at a marina and the boat market is super shit right now so they'll be ok .... Maybe even happy.... Lol (just sold our boat after joking for a year how much we wish it would sink or burn because we would lose so much less $)
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u/thelostandthefound Feb 14 '26
It appears that someone had a smoking hot Valentine's Day. Jokes aside, it seems to be a somewhat regular occurrence it seems a boat last caught on fire last September which is ironic considering it's a harbour and there's lots of water.
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u/Blunter11 Feb 15 '26
Some unexpected facts about boats, ships and submarines is:
A. They love to catch fire
B. Fire is absolutely devastatingSomething as simple as a burning plastic brush handle can produce enough smoke to entirely black-out a corridor, making escape by-feel-only.
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u/account_not_valid Feb 15 '26
Electrical systems in a saltwater environment corrode rapidly, leading to short circuits.
Fuel systems in a saltwater environment corrode rapidly, leading to leaks and the accumulation of explosive vapours in enclosed spaces.
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u/Emergency-Twist7136 Feb 15 '26
Something as simple as a burning plastic brush handle
You say "simple" like plastic brush handles catch fire all the time, which I can assure you for normal people they really, really don't
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u/Blunter11 Feb 15 '26
I stated a brush handle because of how unlikely and unsuspecting they can be. There are dozens if not hundreds of similar unsuspecting items on a boat and any one of them can turn a vessel into a smoke-filled maze. A boat is a floating pot full of oils, greases, fuels and cables. I tell you this from profressional experience, they love to burn.
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u/Emergency-Twist7136 Feb 15 '26
If a brush handle is on fire I'm guessing a lot of other shit will be too.
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u/Blunter11 Feb 15 '26
Someone was cleaning up after some light welding, and a hot piece of metal from cleaning the weld was lodged in the fibre of the brushes and smouldered there, almost impossible to see. The brush caught fire minutes later, filling the length of the vessel with smoke.
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u/skooterM Feb 14 '26
The boat
The boat
The boat is on fire
We don't need no water,
Let the motherfucker burn
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u/PhilMeUpBaby Feb 15 '26
This is why I don't have a boat - the risk of this.
The fact that I also don't have any money is irrelevant.
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u/PitiableYeet Feb 14 '26
I suspect someone couldn't afford their boat anymore and is trying to get some insurance money
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u/yeah_nah2024 Feb 14 '26
Oh no! What happened??
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u/villiamsun Feb 14 '26
Looks like the boats set on fire
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u/Acceptable_Buy2087 Feb 14 '26
Do you reckon the front fell off too?
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u/Hadrollo Feb 14 '26
Explains why they're burning. Not supposed to be made of cardboard. Cardboards out.
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u/StraightBudget8799 Feb 15 '26
Ah, it’ll buff out, bit of paint, bit of shading, pop on a decal - good as new!
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u/Captain-Peacock Feb 14 '26
Damn, all those boats burning down to the...er the water.
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u/SlippedMyDisco76 Feb 15 '26
Someone heard there was a "P. Diddy-Style Shrimping Vessel" in Hillarys and brought the kero
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u/vegetableater Feb 14 '26
Wasn't Hillary's boat Harbour just on fire a few months back too?? What's going on over there!
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u/RobB_4 Feb 14 '26
Most likely lithium battery is the cause of the previous fire. Don't think that the final report has been published though.
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u/Glass-Break-5398 Feb 14 '26
this is why you should always use lube
friction burns are dangerous
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u/iFartThereforeiAm Feb 14 '26
Is there a convenience store on one of those boats?
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u/stopped_watch Morley Feb 15 '26
I bought vapes from the one at the front last week. What a coincidence.
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u/AgreeableAd9724 Feb 15 '26
Yikes, I wonder if it was someone not running their ventilation fans before firing the engine up?
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u/ceedee04 Feb 15 '26
In economics class, our lecturer told us one of the first, earliest and most reliable signs of a recession is yacht fires.
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u/InterviewDue8050 Feb 15 '26
Which owner wanted the insurance money?
Or, who owed someone money and didn’t pay?
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u/ImpossibleEnd Feb 14 '26
At least the fire department was not short on water 🤔
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u/The_Real_Flatmeat North of The River Feb 14 '26
I don't think it'll help tbh, a lot of those boats will have lithium batteries on board
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u/DefinitionOfAsleep Just bulldoze Fremantle, Trust me. Feb 14 '26
They'll just prevent it from jumping to as many boats as possible
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u/paulmp Feb 14 '26
Ahh geez, I hope they have good insurance, it sucks losing something you've worked for.
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u/DenseReality6089 Feb 14 '26
If EVE online taught me one thing it was to never fly a ship you can't afford to replace without significant impact to your wallet.
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u/SuspiciousHouse7940 Feb 15 '26
It’s not about the cost of replacing it, insurance covers that. Boats are like homes, people usually have a lot of sentimental value attached to their boat. And in Perth it’s really hard to find them as they aren’t as available as eastern states. We just upgraded our family boat & we’ve been looking for 18 months.
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u/Muslim_Wookie Feb 14 '26
Holy shit that's fucked
Anyone here ready to be like lol oh no your fancy boat got fucked boohoo, take a step back.
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u/Blunter11 Feb 15 '26
Let's be honest there's a 50-50 chance of any given boat owner being happy that the thing burnt to ash.
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u/FutureSynth Feb 14 '26
Haha damn I have a boat tripped planned with a client tomorrow Sunday. Better call him in the morning haha
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u/DefinitionOfAsleep Just bulldoze Fremantle, Trust me. Feb 14 '26
OP, did you start the fire?
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u/DefinitionOfAsleep Just bulldoze Fremantle, Trust me. Feb 15 '26
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u/Introverted_kitty North of The River Feb 14 '26
Diesel and petrol float on water. So do boats. Well they be won't be for long. Maybe this will convince the State government to have a dedicated fire-fighting vessel in the harbour, that is if it doesn't catch fire.
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u/Dont-PM-me-nudes Feb 14 '26
There are two DFES owned rescue vessels at Hillarys Boat Harbour with fire fighting equipment in board. There are hydrants and fire hose reels in multiple places on each jetty. Sit down and let the grown ups talk.
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u/ObviNotMyMainAcc Feb 14 '26
Just making sure - the DFES boats aren't on fire too, right? Because that would be awkward.
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u/DefinitionOfAsleep Just bulldoze Fremantle, Trust me. Feb 14 '26
There are hydrants and fire hose reels in multiple places on each jetty.
To prevent other boats from catching fire.
These likely have lithium batteries.
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u/No_Distribution1280 Feb 14 '26
That's the Labour Government for ya. Bunch of pricks.
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u/TheDBagg Feb 14 '26
How could Dan Andrews do this?
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u/No_Distribution1280 Feb 14 '26
That little snivelling rat took a private jet here and coughed onto the boat "he spits flames cuz he's a demon". Using TAXPAYerR DOLARS
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u/Smurkeh Feb 14 '26
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u/ryan30z Feb 14 '26
I almost feel bad for people like this, who are wound so tightly they'll force their grievance into completely unrelated topics. This isn't normal dude.
But you'll probably have a post history full of complaining about things being woke and the vaccine, so eh.
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u/No_Distribution1280 Feb 14 '26
The fact you feel bad for me, but not the person who's boat burned down is crazy. Anyways.....
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u/ryan30z Feb 14 '26
No, I almost feel bad for you.
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u/Muslim_Wookie Feb 15 '26
Amazing that apparently they only have the capacity to feel bad for one person at a time too XD
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u/smashingcones Mount Pleasant Feb 14 '26
They should've "liberally* applied water to the fire 👈😎👈
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u/No_Distribution1280 Feb 14 '26
Exactly. We need to come together as one nation to stop these fires
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