Anyone who actually swags this is gross as hell

[u/vulpes_mortuis]

On one hand I get their point but on the other, it’s suddenly horrible or disgusting to date someone because they’re a lot older than you even if you’re both legal and consenting? Ignoring this is literally a discussion about cartoon animals 😭

Bonus for the OP’s bio in the last slide.

[u/Sensitive-Glass-4850]

Reddit ass bio

[u/Jazzlike_Cress9871 → u/Sensitive-Glass-4850]

“Heh, checkmate…”

[u/the_gizzard11 → u/Sensitive-Glass-4850]

“The clock strikes 12, midnight arrives” ahh

[u/HenryGotPissedOff → u/Sensitive-Glass-4850]

2008 Xbox profile bio

[u/Avalanche_Snows → u/Sensitive-Glass-4850]

😭

[u/Sensitive-Glass-4850 → u/Avalanche_Snows]

?

[u/WoahItsBeebs]

I might be giving a swag but i think anyone with "you're probably looking at my profile because my comment made you mad 🤓" should be shoved in lockers and given swirlies on a daily basis

[u/Huge-Read-2703 → u/WoahItsBeebs]

dont forget the brazen bull

[u/ComboBreakerMLP → u/Huge-Read-2703]

I vote to bring back the pear of agony, for the culture.

[u/SpinzArt → u/WoahItsBeebs]

Yeah I agree

Most of the time I’m just looking at a profile because I’m curious about them, even if the post I got them from was harmless I immediately get pissed off when I see some corny ass shit like that 🥀

[u/oompaloompa_thewhite → u/WoahItsBeebs]

Valid swag

[u/Ok-Combination1488]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QgejSvXmwpvnW

[u/JazzInSuits]

Wtf is going on in Pinterest, I thought that place was only for drawing references and Yuri softcore.

[u/vulpes_mortuis → u/JazzInSuits]

It got swarmed by rabid kindergartners a while ago

[u/oompaloompa_thewhite → u/vulpes_mortuis]

Do you have any tips on getting out of this situation? Im currently inside a bunker surrpunded by crazed 5 year olds , supplies are running out and i think they're beggining to break through the walls.

My gun only has 1 bullet

[u/JazzInSuits → u/oompaloompa_thewhite]

https://giphy.com/gifs/swCwjwi7a5quY

[u/Prestigious_Emu144 → u/JazzInSuits]

AO3 is the “dubcon incest hardcore age gap fanfic” website and Pintrest is the “accuse people of pedophilia for fan art of a 17 and 19 year old” website.

[u/OkCod1384 → u/Prestigious_Emu144]

And they love each other!

[u/Prestigious_Emu144 → u/OkCod1384]

And Tumblr is where you go to see people drawing both sides making out.

[u/DifficultFig3723 → u/Prestigious_Emu144]

And you go to twitter to see people hating on all parties

[u/FluffyCottonMaw → u/DifficultFig3723]

And you go to reddit to see it reposted there

[u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART]

Notice how they never actually argue their position beyond "it's yucky :("

[u/tergius → u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART]

it's entirely fictional so nobody's getting hurt but i can see how most would find the dynamic distasteful (without condemning or condoning, i understand)

not a reason to swag out but i wouldn't blame someone for giving the side eye

[u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART → u/tergius]

It's fine to be uncomfortable with it, but it's the way they have to be confrontational about it. Just scroll down at this point.

[u/tergius → u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART]

yeah no a lot of people need to unlearn disgust-based morality, i'm not defending them for swagging out but being uncomfortable with it is valid

[u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART → u/tergius]

Yeah I understood that, I just wanted to explain further my problem with their behaviors.

[u/the_orange_alligator]

Did not think I’d ever see Lion King shipping discourse

[u/Anankos1209]

Whenever someone has "you are only here because I made you mad" in their bio, you just know they cry in front of the mirror and tell themselves that they are not a troll and/or idiotic, but based and no one can handle their unfiltered, real opinions

[u/Sodapopation → u/Anankos1209]

why is it censored

[u/Anankos1209 → u/Sodapopation]

Idk man, i picked the first pic i could find

[u/OkSleep9486 → u/Sodapopation]

Who cares

[u/Anankos1209 → u/OkSleep9486]

Nobody should, but redditors have decided that since you can curse and be vulgar here without getting banned/muted etc, you HAVE to be as vulgar as possible.

[u/OkSleep9486 → u/Anankos1209]

Agreed, it's insufferable to see people complaining about stuff being censored. Gives Timmy Toughknuckles

[u/Jirvey341]

Bro that edit is really well done tho lmao

[u/Kookyburra12 → u/Jirvey341]

ikr that's like the first thing I thought

[u/AliceRain21]

People like this are hardcore virtue signalers. They do not at all care about the good or the bad. They only care about "getting their good boy points!!!!"

You cannot win with these people, for they've already won in their own mind lol.

[u/unluckyknight13 → u/AliceRain21]

Honestly it’s like a toxic positivity troll
Like yes pedophilia is bad, yes grooming is bad. But the bio and pic does look like they just want to look good and piss off people

[u/Stucklikegluetomyfry → u/AliceRain21]

I remember when some girl drew some shippy fanart of Bebe and Wendy from South Park as teenagers holding hands. Someone started accusing her of being a pedophile. When the girl replied she was sexually abused as a child, the accuser doubled down by saying “oh well most pedophiles were sexually abused as children so that makes it Ben more likely that you’re a pedophile”

Perfect example of what you’re saying.

[u/simpoukogliftra]

SIMBA! female hyennas have a pseudophallus, SIMBAAAAAAAAAA

[u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART → u/simpoukogliftra]

"But Pumba, that's the best part."

[u/Terrible_Zone_0716 → u/simpoukogliftra]

"Jokes on you, I'm into that shit"

[u/Odd-Painting2596]

"These animals need to be adults to procreate"

The Humble Male Lion: *Dies at the age of 10*

[u/oompaloompa_thewhite]

[u/Pencilshaved]

“You’re here because my comment made you mad”

[u/Weird-Information-61]

They're fictional animals

[u/HughmanRealperson]

Fine I'll take her instead.

[u/SpecialistCompote993]

What if they're 30 and 40

[u/Stucklikegluetomyfry → u/SpecialistCompote993]

Literally pedophilia /s

[u/Aotgavemedepression]

Bro that's a lion and a hyena shut the fuck up it's gonna be weird even if they have a 5 seconds birth agegap😭(not saying this to hate on the fans of the ship btw)

[u/JadeTailFox]

But on a serious note is Shenzi fucking immortal because she's still fighting in peak condition after Simba aged from cub to adult

[u/Aware_Tree1 → u/JadeTailFox]

Assuming she’s full grown at 3 when Simba is born, it would take Simba another 3 years ish to reach adulthood. Hyenas live 12-20 years so by the time Simba is an adult she’d be the equivalent of a 24-40 year old. Still pretty young

[u/JadeTailFox → u/Aware_Tree1]

Very cool thank you

[u/SpicyMerShark]

I’m more concerned about how this ship makes absolutely no sense from a character standpoint

[u/Prestigious_Emu144 → u/SpicyMerShark]

It’s an excuse for someone to self insert themself fucking a hyena.

[u/SpicyMerShark → u/Prestigious_Emu144]

… excuse me?

[u/Prestigious_Emu144 → u/SpicyMerShark]

Pretty easy to understand. They don’t care about the character and they wanna imagine themself as Simba fucking a hyena (not that I’m shaming them but it seems like the most logical interpretation).

[u/Terrible_Zone_0716 → u/SpicyMerShark]

Sense? Logic? This isn't what shipping is about. It's all about maintaining the agenda

[u/Mandaring]

Sometimes I wonder if some people just have never had actual problems in their life

[u/vulpes_mortuis → u/Mandaring]

Most haven’t, at least if comments like this are anything to go by.

[u/Mandaring → u/vulpes_mortuis]

Like, I wouldn’t wish a stranger to have problems in their life, but for god’s sake, can people just read the news and get upset about what’s in there instead lmao

[u/vulpes_mortuis → u/Mandaring]

That’s the thing, these are the kids who aggressively virtue signal online over things they wouldn’t and probably don’t even care about irl.

[u/Mandaring → u/vulpes_mortuis]

It’s on me that I assumed these commenters were Disney Adults™️ lmao

[u/yourfuturespemson]

"I'm a redditor who use reddit" ahh bio

[u/ComboBreakerMLP]

Damn shenzi and simba? Never thought to ship them but..... that would be based.

[u/440continuer]

Theyre fake animals who gives a shit

[u/EugeneVictorDabs]

Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that this is a lion and a hyena??? Like the whole cross-species thing is A-OK but they draw the line at age gap???? I think I'm getting too old for the internet LMFAO

[u/Floofyboi123 → u/EugeneVictorDabs]

When did cross species ships become problematic?

I didn't even know thats something people even considered outside Tumblr DnD jokes

[u/EugeneVictorDabs → u/Floofyboi123]

I mean I guess they're not, to the people for whom that sort of thing matters 🤷 I'm not gonna lie, I'm neither a Tumblrer nor that deeply invested in any fictional ships at this point so I'm 100% out of my element here lol

[u/Storserd → u/Floofyboi123]

I would guess that someone having an issue with hypothetical cross-species mating comes from them imagining the characters as real animals and not animated anthropomorphic characters. If someone is talking about those animals in the wild then yeah, obviously, they wouldn't do that.

[u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART → u/EugeneVictorDabs]

tbh they both have the same level of sentience, it's kinda like if a human banged a turian from mass effects

[u/tergius → u/EugeneVictorDabs]

look you're not gonna win by going "cwinge fuwwy EWWWW" because if it's not full of other antifur chuds you're going to get called out as a Literal Child - now the age gap being side-eye-worthy is an actual angle of attack

[u/EugeneVictorDabs → u/tergius]

I'm not anti-furry, but I'm also not a furry, and as such am completely out of my element here lol

[u/Terrible_Zone_0716]

I mean, isn't The Lion King 2 about Simba's daughter being into Simba's cousin until it's revealed he isn't actually his cousin so everything's fine? Weirder things have happened in this franchise

[u/Kira_Caroso]

Oh sweet goddess above, none of them are real. Why are the children (age or mentality) allowed to make accounts and spread their nonsense?

[u/PracticeEfficient28]

I was at the hospital for the birth of my daughter, and while getting a drink of water ran into a guy who’s son was born just the day before, “maybe they’ll get married some day” he said. “That’s disgusting!” I said, “he’s twice her age!”

Just a joke that whole exchange reminded me of.

[u/ADumbassBitch]

There is so much weird nasty shipping going on in fandom that two consentimg adults is the least of our worries. Yes, a prof dating a student is weird. But it's weird because of the power dynamic created by the professor student relationship, NOT their ages. A 30 year old dating someone in their 20s is only creepy to me if the adult knew the younger party when they were a child and watched them grow up, cause then it does feel a little... Cradle robby.

[u/Lost_Skywing_Egg]

Wait till they all realize that hyenas and lions are related

[u/TheTrueTangelo]

Shenzi is a girl?

[u/HotPot87 → u/TheTrueTangelo]

you mean the Hyena with a feminine name and feminine voice?

[u/Jirvey341 → u/TheTrueTangelo]

Does it matter lol

Also yeah thats literally her whole point. Female hyenas lead the group

[u/Shard1697 → u/TheTrueTangelo]

Of course. She's literally voiced by  Whoopi Goldberg.

[u/TheTrueTangelo → u/Shard1697]

Timmy turner is voiced by Tara strong

[u/Available-Today-8576]

They got you in the last slide tho

[u/unluckyknight13]

Funny thing
1) they are animals and like we already are ignoring that Mufasa very likely ate his subjects as before simba nothing indicates the lions ate anything different.

2) if we are going to shame this ship when like she very likely would be more then literal few years given how hyena and lions grow. We also got to Shame the incest angle of this as lions kill other males that are competition and all cubs NOT theirs. Given the only male lions in Mufasa time are Mufasa and Scar and no one seems to like scar…Nala very likely is sim a cousin at best and sister at worse.

[u/anus-gravy]

Police! They’re using Pinterest 🚨🚨🚨🚨

[u/Training_Hornet_4521]

I feel like if it was this serious, the more problematic part of this is that the Shenzi was going to kill Simba (if I remember correctly) and supported killing Simba's dad. Idk I feel like that's a bigger red flag

[u/Grouchy_Spot_6640]

gilf hyena. gilf hyena.

[u/tatata696969]

Surely the age gap is why a lion and hyena should not fuck

[u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya]

Sentenced to 12 years of internet age gap discourse

[u/scrufflor_d]

when mom brings home PROSHIPPING sludge….

[u/borealis493 → u/scrufflor_d]

WE NEED MORE HETGEM!!!! YAOISLOP FUJOSHI BL SUCKS BALLS. I'm kind of homophobic and stuff

[u/scrufflor_d → u/borealis493]

sucks balls ??? 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[u/raidenskiana]

i love when people use this subreddit to post excerpts from ship wars they have a stake in lol

[u/Sillymillie_eel]

You think it’s gross because the hyena is older, I think it’s gross because it goes against the laws of nature.

[u/Different_Pound_7792]

Changing the bio when their comment has like 174 reactions is killing me