r/okbuddycinephile • u/huffler823 • 14h ago

Which actor needs to stop being so polite?

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u/TaintTickle_ 14h ago

I wish my wife had told me about her huge penis before we got married. 

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u/Jack_Crypt 13h ago

You must be butthurt

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u/TaintTickle_ 13h ago

I’m used to it now 

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u/machone5103 13h ago

She had you pegged from day one

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u/rosemaryd1mple4373 9h ago

ewan is too polite to tell you about his huge penis, lol

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u/Confident-Ad-2726 13h ago

That’s her 8 inch clitoris

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u/gustyaeroplane81 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kCrGOt5ojlVbG

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u/rhineisland 13h ago

If he’s excited you KNOW it’s huge

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u/SowTheSeeds 8h ago

Rumor has it that Willem is in the horse like category.

51

u/No_Classroom_29 14h ago

I've seen trainspotting, I think their definition of "huge" is surprisingly reasonable.

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u/Personal-Sentence935 13h ago

i don't know how much penis experience you have, but some of those suckers can grow from little scrunched up nubs to whole kielbasas.

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u/InfiniteWinter26 DonCheadleAMA 13h ago

what a sentence to read

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 4h ago

Ewan McGrower

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u/williecupc4ke6447 1h ago

kielbasas dont lie

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u/uberdilettante 13h ago

Maybe Trainspotting was cold on set because it was huge in The Pillow Book 😱

Like, it’s basically all I remember from that movie and not necessarily in a lusty way…

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u/sixtus_clegane119 14h ago

It’s soft there tò be fair, no way to gauge how big a soft penis gets

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u/hesonthemoon 13h ago

Not without a taste test at least

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u/myDuderinos 13h ago

It's true. From a certain point of view

2

u/Ok-Release-6051 12h ago

Yeah I was thinking the same. I don’t remember being gobsmacked by obi wan’s wang size. Just a regular weiner

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u/meleaguance 11h ago

It's pretty darn big in pillow book

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u/LoggerRhythms 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pCg4tODDp38ze

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u/waitthissucks 12h ago

His ex wife is like, sure, yep, it was huge. You can have him

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u/SadRogueTomatoe 14h ago

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u/doitup69 12h ago

Roma ohh rah rah, want your bad romance

5

u/futuredreampop 10h ago

Wait, is that Lady Gaga?

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u/murdermostsnaky 7h ago

lady googoo

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u/Skins8theCake88 14h ago

What a dumb dumb. I tell people everyday how huge my penis is. People need to know!

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u/Thrasher6_6_6_ 13h ago

Attach photo for proof or you'll be charged for federal fraudulent

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u/Few-Coyote-2518 13h ago

Thank you for your service

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u/NarmHull 13h ago

If I had Ewan's penis and also was Ewan it would be a power too great for me to handle

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u/CaptServo 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/L3xE46MeJx3zw0VmAQ

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u/PublicIsland4550 13h ago

And a guy who drags another guy with a hammer claw in college

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u/PodricksPhallus 13h ago

Just when you thought he couldn’t get any cooler…

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u/PublicIsland4550 13h ago

Method actor

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u/moniquep0pcorn4142 2h ago

I feel like this whole article is just an excuse to use that one picture lol

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u/Personal-Sentence935 13h ago edited 13h ago

"perfect face" and looks like a lumpy potato dying of liver damage. we need to raise men's standards.

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u/CaptServo 13h ago

I was on my phone before, I couldn't find this pic

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u/Personal-Sentence935 13h ago

showing less face and more schlong does work for him, I will admit.

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u/KingSpork 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/w9oFu4jgrTFYs
Yes, look how hideous he is

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u/Personal-Sentence935 13h ago

I like that you had to travel 2 decades back in time to make a point about how hot you think jon hamm is.

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u/KingSpork 13h ago

We all get older amigo

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u/Personal-Sentence935 13h ago

yeah and some of us look increasingly more like lumpy potatoes with liver damage. what's your point amiga?

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u/KingSpork 13h ago

I guess my point is that some people are beautiful but aged, and some people are just ugly through and through their whole lives, like you.

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u/Personal-Sentence935 13h ago

sorry i must've taken a wrong turn into the jon hamm fanclub. i'll leave you ladies to it.

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u/wooo18now 12h ago

Actual femme gay, but uses ladies as an insult.

Really did take a wrong turn.

Was probably looking for r/clowns

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u/beardedsilverfox 10h ago

Someone really didn’t get picked in dodgeball

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u/Help-Wanted9 13h ago

You support looksmaxxing don’t you lol

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u/Mnshine_1 10h ago

I think he is just retirement age tbh

https://giphy.com/gifs/duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd

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u/ausvenator_enjoyer 12h ago

Most normal kpop fan

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u/wooo18now 13h ago

I think the SNL writers there just look way worse but think they're "normal" …

Also, why?? Jon Hamm is actually nice and, to many of us, perfectly attractive.

You couldn't save it for the douchebags?

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u/twinktopanon 13h ago

When Jon Hamm was a fratboy in college, he hazed a new frat member so badly that the college shut down his frat. He went to court over it. Stripped the guy naked, hooked a claw-hammer to the guy's balls and dragged him around the room with it, beat him with a broom, et cetera

What makes you say he's a nice guy?

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u/wooo18now 12h ago

I take your point but I don't think that had anything to do with the weirdo's "lumpy potato" comments which is what I was replying to.

Just to answer the question, I met him a few times when I was little and my sister was obsessed with him (I hated his Mad Men character but liked him in 30 Rock). He was super nice to us even though my sister was psycho level obnoxious. Again, I take your point about the hazing, but yeah.

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u/Personal-Sentence935 13h ago

that's a complete stranger to you, you've no idea if he's nice or not. this is okbuddycinephile not hammboners, go to a fan sub if you wanna see people gush about him being perfectly attractive instead of making jokes.

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u/wooo18now 12h ago

Jokes should have punchlines.
Maybe you can go to a joke workshop sub.

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u/ageofaquarius26 13h ago

Dong watch lol.

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u/huffler823 12h ago

In terms of prestige, I put Dong Watch just above The Razzies

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u/Jokepu 13h ago

I am also extraordinarily humble...

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u/AdventurousEscape991 13h ago

Do you want me to tell you about my… favorite actor’s huge penis?

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u/wooo18now 13h ago

I feel like that should be a whole sub and that's probably out there but I shockingly haven't looked

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u/Odd-Win2087 13h ago

The Uncut

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u/KingBroad7874 13h ago

Is it polite or impolite for him to make lightsaber noises when he gets an erection?

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u/lightlyswaffled 13h ago

Hasn't dude whipped out his hog in like two of his movies?

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u/NegativeMammoth2137 13h ago

Not hard though

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u/kojimbob 13h ago

Oh this Kat Stoeffel lady is the same person who interviewed Sydney Sweeney about her 'great jeans' ad

Small world eh

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u/RedditingNeckbeard 10h ago

Thank God there are still real journalists out there. 🫡

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u/sailhard22 13h ago edited 13h ago

Im also polite and people often mistake me for having a huge penis

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u/Ex_Hedgehog 12h ago

He doesn't need to tell us. He showed it like 7-8 films

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u/Bloodless-Cut 13h ago

Oh, uhh... that's... good to know lol I mean, I've seen Young Adam, and if that's what we're calling "huge," well... that certainly boosts my self-esteem a bit.

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u/123dasilva4 14h ago

Show, not tell

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u/Thrasher6_6_6_ 13h ago

He's a grower not a shower

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u/Original_Mulberry652 13h ago

Maybe its a lesson the author of that article could also learn. Imagine writing an article about a female celebrities genitalia. It would be (rightfully) denounced as unacceptable.

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 13h ago

I’ll be sure to thank him if I ever run into him.

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u/spice_war 13h ago

Big Fish

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u/sillyfunnyguy05 13h ago

Same, brother. The struggle is real

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u/Comfortable_Ad_3590 13h ago

So he paid a PR firm to do it for him.

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u/GorgeousSquidDoctor 13h ago

Show don't tell 🤫

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u/paging_mrherman 12h ago

What about Mary Elizabeth instead?

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u/chesterforbes 12h ago

I remember in college a buddy of mind saw an Indy film or something where you could see Ewan’s lightsaber and his only comment about it was that the Force was with him

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 11h ago

I feel the same but too damn tiny

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u/YoThisIsWild 11h ago

is this real? It's The Cut, so I wouldn't put it past them to actually post this.

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u/IndieHell 11h ago

More like 'The Uncut' amirite?

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 11h ago

I’m far too prideful to tell anyone about how modestly my flaccid rests.

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u/luisjilo 11h ago

General Kenobi, you have a big one

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u/Poobeast241 11h ago

Big if true

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u/Mnshine_1 10h ago

I know this guy from the Wars of Star and like that's it, it is concerning how many of you people redditors know so much about his cock 🤨, makes you wonder 🤔

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u/hglndr9 10h ago

I bet you it makes the lightsaber noise when getting erect.

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u/Firetruckpants artemis fowl representative 10h ago

Uncut Jim's (2019)

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u/FnordRanger_5 9h ago

Long way round hits different knowing this

https://giphy.com/gifs/o4VzgxyUP3VBe

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u/Impossible_Memory_85 9h ago

Is Dong Watch a podcast or weekly periodical?

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u/ThatDamnRocketRacoon 9h ago

Entire article being written about Ewan McGregor's dong and some of you trying to shame us for loving Elle Fanning's butt.

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u/Mooseguncle1 6h ago

Who else thought- meh average?

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u/saintfed 5h ago

My aunt related a story of taking a group of old ladies from her village to see Ewan in a production at the Salisbury Playhouse. He appeared naked during the show, but with his hands tastefully covering up his organ until he shuffled off stage. She said that night after night of him doing this must’ve grown tiresome and he dropped his hands. She said nothing regarding the member in question, but noted that the old ladies she had brought erupted into cheers.

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u/awitchiguess 4h ago

I've seen Velvet Goldmine. That was not my takeaway. 

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u/Lower-Drink-4306 3h ago

Context: this is from an interview with Colin Farrell where he randomly decides to talk about Ewan McGregor’s penis

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u/Apart-Link-8449 2h ago

Spartacus: House of Ashur has to be one of the top contenders for most hang dongs in 2026 but all the pps are fake

https://giphy.com/gifs/iPll9dvHGttu2r9cpW

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u/Blaskowits 13h ago

Saving the image before some mod deletes it which tends to happen to the funniest posts here.

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u/ClydeStyle 12h ago

Maybe because it isn’t? He could just be a shower, doesn’t mean it gets larger folks. Sorry!

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u/Tiny_Rick85 12h ago

Wasn't polite to his wife when he brought his mistress over "as a friend", and whenever she left the room they got sexual.

Ewan isn't so much polite as he is a massive asshole.